I'm gonna be the local Mall's Santa!

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  • The Scatologist
    Sniper
    • Jan 2005
    • 932

    I'm gonna be the local Mall's Santa!

    So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.
    The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

    -TheSmokingGun.com
  • NATEDOG001976
    Veteran
    • Apr 2004
    • 2369

    #2
    Wow. If I had that job I would get really fucked up before each shift!
    http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


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    Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

    Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
    Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

    Originally posted by Northern Girl
    Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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    • Jimmy Jingles
      Veteran
      • Mar 2004
      • 1611

      #3
      Re: I'm gonna be the local Mall's Santa!

      Originally posted by The Scatologist
      So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.


      Do you get off on that sort of thing?


      FAG.
      23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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      • diamondsgirl
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2004
        • 7563

        #4
        Re: Re: I'm gonna be the local Mall's Santa!

        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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        • The Scatologist
          Sniper
          • Jan 2005
          • 932

          #5
          diamondsgirl, would you like to sit on Santa's lap?

          You can whisper what you want into my ear.

          On Christmas Eve night, I will sneak into your place and give you want you want
          The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

          -TheSmokingGun.com

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          • The Scatologist
            Sniper
            • Jan 2005
            • 932

            #6
            Re: Re: I'm gonna be the local Mall's Santa!

            Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
            Do you get off on that sort of thing?


            FAG.
            Would you like to sit on Santa's lap Jimmy?

            Who knows! You might get a suprise from below
            The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

            -TheSmokingGun.com

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            • DLR7884
              ROCKSTAR

              • Jan 2004
              • 5877

              #7
              Originally posted by The Scatologist
              So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.
              Originally posted by The Scatologist
              Would you like to sit on Santa's lap Jimmy?

              Who knows! You might get a suprise from below
              I hope the FBI is watching you and your gay ass posts to this board.

              DLR7884
              Sick ass fag.
              Originally Posted by WARF:
              DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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              • MAX
                Rotharmy Gladiator

                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12995

                #8
                Originally posted by The Scatologist
                diamondsgirl, would you like to sit on Santa's lap?

                You can whisper what you want into my ear.

                On Christmas Eve night, I will sneak into your place and give you want you want
                How about you shut the fuck up or I'll kick "Santa's" balls so fucking hard that all you'll be able to muster, let alone whisper is a moaning sound of "Oh Come O' Ye Faithful?"

                Read me you punk motherfucker?
                EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                • The Scatologist
                  Sniper
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 932

                  #9
                  So what would Maxy want from Santa this Christmas?
                  The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

                  -TheSmokingGun.com

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                  • blonddgirl777
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2005
                    • 5805

                    #10
                    I can tell you what I want right now...

                    I want all the pedophiles of the world to be put in the same bag and dropped in the Ocean,
                    somewhere deep in the Pacific...
                    Can you do this for me (and hop in, while you're at it)?

                    I certainly don't want to wake up at 4:00 AM and read about a hard on Santa on this site...
                    I hate to read about camouflaged child abuse...

                    If Santa can keep the shit (literally), the bullshit and other insanities away from here... this little kid will be happy!
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                    Originally posted by VanHalener
                    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                    • The Scatologist
                      Sniper
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 932

                      #11
                      I would like to start a ZZ Top cover band with everyone wearig Santa hats,
                      The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

                      -TheSmokingGun.com

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49203

                        #12
                        Motion to ban PEDOLOGIST...

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                        • Dan
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12194

                          #13
                          Originally posted by The Scatologist
                          So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.
                          You are Sick.
                          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                          • ashstralia
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 6566

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                            Motion to ban PEDOLOGIST...
                            seconded...

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                            • blonddgirl777
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Mar 2005
                              • 5805

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                              Motion to ban PEDOLOGIST...
                              Thanks if you do!
                              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                              [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                              Originally posted by VanHalener
                              ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                              Originally posted by FORD
                              ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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