So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.
So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.
The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.
-TheSmokingGun.com
Wow. If I had that job I would get really fucked up before each shift!
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Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!
Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!
Originally posted by The Scatologist
So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.
Do you get off on that sort of thing?
FAG.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
diamondsgirl, would you like to sit on Santa's lap?
You can whisper what you want into my ear.
On Christmas Eve night, I will sneak into your place and give you want you want
Would you like to sit on Santa's lap Jimmy?Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
Do you get off on that sort of thing?
FAG.
Who knows! You might get a suprise from below
Originally posted by The Scatologist
So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.I hope the FBI is watching you and your gay ass posts to this board.Originally posted by The Scatologist
Would you like to sit on Santa's lap Jimmy?
Who knows! You might get a suprise from below
DLR7884
Sick ass fag.
Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.
How about you shut the fuck up or I'll kick "Santa's" balls so fucking hard that all you'll be able to muster, let alone whisper is a moaning sound of "Oh Come O' Ye Faithful?"Originally posted by The Scatologist
diamondsgirl, would you like to sit on Santa's lap?
You can whisper what you want into my ear.
On Christmas Eve night, I will sneak into your place and give you want you want
Read me you punk motherfucker?
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
So what would Maxy want from Santa this Christmas?
I can tell you what I want right now...
I want all the pedophiles of the world to be put in the same bag and dropped in the Ocean,
somewhere deep in the Pacific...
Can you do this for me (and hop in, while you're at it)?
I certainly don't want to wake up at 4:00 AM and read about a hard on Santa on this site...
I hate to read about camouflaged child abuse...
If Santa can keep the shit (literally), the bullshit and other insanities away from here... this little kid will be happy!
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Originally posted by Nitro Express
... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpgOriginally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
[B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...Originally posted by VanHalener
... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...Originally posted by FORD
... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...
I would like to start a ZZ Top cover band with everyone wearig Santa hats,
Motion to ban PEDOLOGIST...
You are Sick.Originally posted by The Scatologist
So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
seconded...Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Motion to ban PEDOLOGIST...
Thanks if you do!Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Motion to ban PEDOLOGIST...
People with sticks up their asses make me laugh.
Do you want me to twiddle it around?
Maybe it'll fix your constant constipation?
good one BG.Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I can tell you what I want right now...
I want all the pedophiles of the world to be put in the same bag and dropped in the Ocean,
somewhere deep in the Pacific...
Can you do this for me (and hop in, while you're at it)?
they should all "swim with the fishes"...
I sure hope you never have kids you sick freakOriginally posted by The Scatologist
So I can have children sit on my lap, and whisper into their ear.
By the way i find this thread very disturbing
Well put BGOriginally posted by blonddgirl777
I can tell you what I want right now...
I want all the pedophiles of the world to be put in the same bag and dropped in the Ocean,
somewhere deep in the Pacific...
Can you do this for me (and hop in, while you're at it)?
I certainly don't want to wake up at 4:00 AM and read about a hard on Santa on this site...
I hate to read about camouflaged child abuse...
If Santa can keep the shit (literally), the bullshit and other insanities away from here... this little kid will be happy!
He's just posting for the reaction.
Yes it's sick, but the reaction encourages him.
Originally posted by ashstralia
seconded...
Third.....uh.....adid
Tarnation, dat boy is plumb off his rocker. Should be treated like a sick calf, just take 'em out 'hind da barn an' put a slug in his brain.
EEeee,HAaaaa!!!!!!......Originally posted by Pa Kettle
Tarnation, dat boy is plumb off his rocker. Should be treated like a sick calf, just take 'em out 'hind da barn an' put a slug in his brain.
The 'ol "Scabologist"......
He's just a youngster who's desperate for attention.....
PLEASE...SOMEBODY TALK TO HIM
HA!
As for me... I will just stop doing that!Originally posted by Matt White
... PLEASE...SOMEBODY TALK TO HIM HA!
Kewl!Originally posted by blonddgirl777
As for me... I will just stop doing that!
There are plenty of worthy posters who need your attention!
You know, the real kicker is, that the majority of the fucking posters who were dissing me for making this joke thread, are the exact same fucking ones ogling Mary Kate and Olson in some other thread on this site.
Don't ya just love people
I woulda thought that at least SOMEONE on a DAVID LEE ROTH site, would have had the sense of humor to play along and say something like.
"Santa Santa may I sit on your lap please?"
but I guess I was wrong. Humor is wasted on those without the mental capability to comprehend it.
we already have a pic here...
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First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)
L.M.F.A.O...Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
we already have a pic here...
Horrifying!
i can see it now... chicks with elf ears... pointy boots... little skirts. that's it, i'm gonna be the santa at the strip club. thanks for pointing out my dream job!
dolamite mother fucker
Originally posted by thedoude
i can see it now... chicks with elf ears... pointy boots... little skirts. that's it, i'm gonna be the santa at the strip club. thanks for pointing out my dream job!
yup, i've actually been bringing a santa hat to school the past few days so I can like be all "Wanna sit on Santa's lap?" to everyone bwahahaha.
+ people think it's cute
It might have been funnier to just bring a beard instead of a hat though. BWAHAHAHA
this is a dumb thread, kidOriginally posted by The Scatologist
yup, i've actually been bringing a santa hat to school the past few days so I can like be all "Wanna sit on Santa's lap?" to everyone bwahahaha.
+ people think it's cute
It might have been funnier to just bring a beard instead of a hat though. BWAHAHAHA
get a grrrlfriend or something
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
GA will you be my girlfriend?
It became unfunny as soon as you mentioned "children".
No. For your sake, I hope you know some females too.Originally posted by The Scatologist
GA will you be my girlfriend?
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
It became unfunny as soon as you mentioned "children".
Really?
I think it's many times more fucked up how a lot of people on this site like to tease Eddie's son Wolfgang, who is a fucking kid.
Fucking hypocrypts.
The difference between me and most of you morons, is that I say that kind of stuff as a joke, while you fuckers say or do stuff like that and MEAN it.
FACK ORF .
Originally posted by The Scatologist
Really?
I think it's many times more fucked up how a lot of people on this site like to tease Eddie's son Wolfgang, who is a fucking kid.
Fucking hypocrypts.
The difference between me and most of you morons, is that I say that kind of stuff as a joke, while you fuckers say or do stuff like that and MEAN it.
Calling Wolfie a retarded fatty is one thing.
But when you start talking about little kiddies sitting on your lap and licking their ear lobes...well...that just screams of sick fuck.
Your 'jokes' are about as funny as Bea Arthur taking a geriatric shit.
You reek of gayness.
Or this guy is a fucking moron that at is still in school at 20 instead of university or college....Originally posted by The Scatologist
yup, i've actually been bringing a santa hat to school the past few days
or is working at a school and trying to abuse someone's kid
Kid your sick.......give thanks to God you are not on Puerto Rico because I could start my killing business with you.
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