Another cuntmundrum....so many choices. 2K5?
Let's see......
Dr. Love > Jesterstar
DLR7884 > Redballjet
ALinChainz > JoeThudner
Ford > The Front Line
Flappo > Katydid
Golden AWe > The Links
Another cuntmundrum....so many choices. 2K5?
Let's see......
Jesterstar sucks!
aWE fookin' rules this list hands down...
Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...
Goddamnit,
Dr. Love > Jesterstar
ALinChainz > JoeThudner
Ford > The Front Line
Flappo > Katydid
All fucking deserve This , This is fucking hard, I guess I'll take...........
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
I would write in Jimmy Jingles > Ritetool if I had to base it on which owning made me laugh out loud most consistently. Unfortunately I have only read Alinchains and Flappo's posts and that is a close one!
Dr. Love > Jesterstar
Classic....just classic
I'm voting for Golden.
Er, I mean, the AWe.
Cheers! :bottle:
Jesus what choices indeed....
How does one choose?
My bro AL has owned thudner so many times it says "property of Chainz" on his ass, right next to the "free parking" tattoo....
But damn, as far as LMMFAO tears rolling down my face OWNING ..........
Dr. Love and the Hungry for The Cock JizzySTOOL is a lock.
Originally Posted by Kristy
Yes.Originally posted by LoungeMachine
But damn, as far as LMMFAO tears rolling down my face OWNING ..........
Dr. Love and the Hungry for The Cock JizzySTOOL is a lock.
Has Jizzy been back since he was owned?
Yeah, and he's toned down quite a bit.....Originally posted by Julius
Yes.
Has Jizzy been back since he was owned?
Dr. Lovesponge really put a hitch in his giddyup
Another classic Jizzy owning, was when he started a thread asking for computer help, and someone posted an 800# for him to call.....
It turned out to be some Gay Crisis Help Line
[ wish I could remember who did that, it was classic]
I've gotta find these threads.Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Another classic Jizzy owning, was when he started a thread asking for computer help, and someone posted an 800# for him to call.....
It turned out to be some Gay Crisis Help Line
[ wish I could remember who did that, it was classic]
Somehow I missed out on this golden material.
Owning Thunder is nothing ... he's an idiot.
Dr. Love REALLY put the bitch slap on J-Star.
I voted for the Doc and broke the current tie.
ROFL!! I never saw that.Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Another classic Jizzy owning, was when he started a thread asking for computer help, and someone posted an 800# for him to call.....
It turned out to be some Gay Crisis Help Line
[ wish I could remember who did that, it was classic]
Btw, I think these Rothie awards were a great idea and I'm glad to see them at the Army. :P
Hey Doc, what was the name of the thread in which you owned Jizzystar?
Search isn't helping me a whole lot.
It was deleted, I think, much to my dismay. But I did screen cap several of the posts and they are around here somewhere uploaded into various threads. Generally you can search by the username Dr. Love and the term Jesterstar
Cool. Thank you.
Somebody sticky this motherfucker.
That's some mighty fine work.
Sorry I missed it the first time, and it was worth the wait.
I bow to you.
Last edited by Julius; 12-17-2005 at 02:09 AM.
Please? With a motherfucking maraschino cherry on top?Originally posted by rustoffa
Somebody sticky this motherfucker.
Who is rustoffa?
FUCK! FUCK!! FUCK!!!
BUMP until it's stickied....
Ally has been good to sticky all Noms thus far....
she'll be on it.
I'm aksing for a sticky. That's right, the motherfucking Mutual Of Omaha Katydid pwning' motherfucker. You want referentses? I tried to tell y'all....uhuhuhuhhuhhuh. That's cheap heat, and i apologise.
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...threadid=13723
Who is rustoffa1969?
I'm not really sure where my metaphors' took off to, but that pretty much sums it up.Originally posted by Dr. Love
Who is rustoffa1969?
Who is Hitch1969?
hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!
I'm not really sure where my metaphors' took off to, but that pretty much sums it up.
Who is Hitch1969?
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
No shit...Originally posted by Matt White
Dr. Love > Jesterstar
Classic....just classic
Hail to Docta...
Fuck, I remember one night inparticular where Docta was bitchslapping Jizzy so fucking badly, I was laughing so hard that I was in tears. Jizzy was a fun punching bag but Docta took it to the highest of levels.
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
hahahahaha...i'm appalled.
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
AWe, you've "owned" several beyond comprehension over time and one most deserving inparticular.
I voted for Al due to the whole Jeckyl and Hyde thing. He's the nicest guy in the world, a true gentleman, until he gets into "owning" mode and then watch out, ...
he gets nasty
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
C'mon...there's nothing more amusing than fucking Al...
nothing...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
yeah. I had a final today. Sitting around waiting for the next one. I guess I can sticky this while I wait. :pOriginally posted by LoungeMachine
Ally has been good to sticky all Noms thus far....
she'll be on it.
Roth Army Militia
One wonders what the vote would look like had it been listed as Katydid OWNING Flappo.........
LMMFAO
al fucking owns katycrap every time the old gunt posts
i think we should give sesh a booby prize for the fact he has lou as the only attraction at his shithole , but hates him even more than he's jealous of me
which is something
Al is all over Joey T.
Whatever floats your boat man.:confused: Hopefully it's with consent.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
C'mon...there's nothing more amusing than fucking Al...
nothing...
Remember, No means No!
sheepa lotta peepa dahba looka fo uh moopy
www.diamonddavidleeroth.com
owned by al gore
do a google for dave lee roth
or diamond dave or any permutation thereof..
that shithole doesn't even register while the army is numero uno
hahaha
OUCH
Boy, aren't we delusional today?Originally posted by flappo
i think we should give sesh a booby prize for the fact he has lou as the only attraction at his shithole , but hates him even more than he's jealous of me
which is something
But we do agree on one thing, Seshmeister is a blasphemer.
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