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    How do you get water out of your ear?

    Every time I tilt my head it's all swooshy and gurgling....farkin driving me nuts.

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    Pinch your nose and then try really hard to exhale out of it while it's plugged. It's called "equalization." I swim everyday so it happens a lot to me. It'll work.
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    what?

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    No dice...it's in there real good. Maybe I'll poke at it with a q-tip.

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    Keep at it bro. It's a trick that I learned from Scuba diving. It will eventually work. I promise.

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    Fill your head with something...?

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    Originally posted by MAX
    Keep at it bro. It's a trick that I learned from Scuba diving. It will eventually work. I promise.
    He's right...works well when you're flying and the cabin pressure changes make your ears go silly, also.

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    All better now....usually I just kinda stretch my jaw...same for planes but, this agua didn't wanna let go.

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    Good to hear it d9.

    Other than havin' a fucked up ear, how in the heck have you been? I haven't seen you for quite some time?

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    Ohhhh I swim everyday for my team and yeah I just use a Q-tip to get it out. But looks like I'm a bit late.

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    Originally posted by MAX
    Good to hear it d9.

    Other than havin' a fucked up ear, how in the heck have you been? I haven't seen you for quite some time?

    Doing pretty good man...been around, usually lurk more than post but in addition to the ear I've been home with a fucked up back, so the posting has picked up a bit.

    Good to hear from ya. Everthing been cool with you?

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    Here's a trick I learned while competative swimming. Get some Isopropyl (rubbing) alcohol and pour some in your ear. The alcohol will dry the water out. Swimmers use alcohol to dry out their ears and to avoid the nasty ear infection know as Swimmers Ear.

    Whenever you have water trapped in your ear and infection can set in real easy. I highly advise not poking at it with a Q-Tip or anything else!
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    Slap some phat titties around...that always works for me.
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    Pour some Vodka in your ears first!

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    Originally posted by distortion9
    Doing pretty good man...been around, usually lurk more than post but in addition to the ear I've been home with a fucked up back, so the posting has picked up a bit.

    Good to hear from ya. Everthing been cool with you?
    Glad to hear that you're doing well.

    What did you do to your back?

    Everything's alright and thanks for asking. Just getting older, nothing new.

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