Am I the only pedophile on this site?

**Hardrock69** · 03-15-2006, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
I have a doctorate #1 and have spent over a decade in this field.

Yes, you have a doctorate in sucking cock.

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
All those beastiality pics I was in and you pic the one w/the hand to post leaves me to believe I certainly have self confidence issues.

Isn't it obvious? You can't pick up women, so you haveta take out your sexual depravity on little boys and goats.

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
Now, that being said, I did type the word cunt onto a dlr message board over a dozen times which shows I have to have animal cock even deeper down my throat or i dont feel like a man (not that I do anyway....I always wanted to be a girl..) .

Yeah you got problems you fucking homo...

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
I tell it like it is and do not mislead people. I have gained support and respect from NAMBLA for maintaining that sort of attitude. T.

Yeah you are the NAMBLA poster boy for 2006, just as you have been for the past 10 years.

**FORD** · 03-15-2006, 05:58 PM

South Park Inn, outside. The inn has been cleared, so everyone stands outside. An ambulance awaits a victim, who is soon on a stretcher

Mrs. McCormick: [voice shaking, approaches] Are you alright, Stuart?

Stuart: [sobbing] Don't touch me! I've had my nuts broken, body poisoned, have been made love to in the ass by three dozen 40-year-old men—I just wanna go home and take a, a hot bath!

[the NAMBLA members are in cuffs]
Lead Agent: [to NAMBLA Leader Joe Thunder] We've been after you for a long time, buddy! Do you know your rights?

Thunder: Rights? Does anybody know their rights? You see, I've learned something today. [Stan and Kyle look at each other] Our forefathers came to this country because… they believed in an idea. An idea called "freedom." They wanted to live in a place where a group couldn't be prosecuted for their beliefs. Where a person can live the way he chooses to live. [Stan, Kyle, and Cartman look at each other] You see us as being perverted because we're different from you. People are afraid of us, because they don't understand. And sometimes it's easier to persecute than to understand. [Stan and Kyle look at each other, then at the NAMBLA leader]

Kyle: Joe. You have sex with children.

Thunder: We are human. Most of us didn't even choose to be attracted to young boys. We were born that way. We can't help the way we are, and if you all can't understand that, well, then, I guess you'll just have to put us away. [shots of the agents, then the Brando look-alikes, then Stan and Kyle, who look at each other, then at the NAMBLA leader]

Kyle: [slowly, for emphasis] Joe. You have sex with children.

Stan: Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you.

Kyle: Seriously.

Lead Agent: Alright, that's enough. You're all going to be put away for a long time. [The agents escort the NAMBLA members away. The members groan. The boys gather around Stan, Kyle, and Cartman]

Kyle: Well, Cartman

Cartman: Well, what?

Kyle: Don't you think you owe everyone an apology for bringing Joe Thunder here?

The Boys: Yeah!

Cartman: Alright, alright, I'm sorry I almost got you guys all raped. There.

Stan: And now, do you still think that you need to hang out with older, mature friends?

Cartman: No, I guess you guys will blossom into maturity someday. Just don't take too long. [the paramedics finish putting Stuart into the ambulance and head for the cab]

Paramedic: Okay, let's roll.

the siren goes on. The ambulance goes into reverse and crushes Kenny under its rear wheels, then speeds off

**rustoffa** · 03-15-2006, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
I have a doctor.

**Ally_Kat** · 03-15-2006, 11:15 PM

well, i'm here. I see the good doctor isn't

**Nickdfresh** · 03-16-2006, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
your not cool, just backward plain and simple. And you lack self confidence, otherwise you wouldn't cover your face with that chubby hand.

When do you put your pics up on the internet JOE?... Oh yeah, they're on a sex-offender site somewhere...

**ALinChainz** · 03-16-2006, 12:56 AM

Please Nick ... we already have bandwith issues ... Joe needs the fold out ...

He knows the score really ...

He knows he's what everyone knows ...

That everyone here would kick his fucking head in ...

And for the record Joe ... LPs aren't doctors ...

**LoungeMachine** · 03-16-2006, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Please Nick ... we already have bandwith issues ... Joe needs the fold out ...

He knows the score really ...

He knows he's what everyone knows ...

That everyone here would kick his fucking head in ...

And for the record Joe ... LPs aren't doctors ...

**ALinChainz** · 03-16-2006, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
LPs aren't doctors ...

TB, I know you've pointed this out to the dumbfuck about a couple billion times ...

**LoungeMachine** · 03-16-2006, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
TB, I know you've pointed this out to the dumbfuck about a couple billion times ...

What lie haven't we pointed out to him a few billion times

The "All American" at Colgate, and speaking at the Republican National Convention in NYC still rank up there with the greatest thudner lies of all time though.

I still laugh when I think of his lyrics thread a while back LMMFAO

The dumbass should be writing for SNL

**Roy Munson** · 03-16-2006, 01:14 AM

Re: Am I the only non- inbred on this site?

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
I appreciate all the support and well wishes due to my severe anal bleeding as a result of being ass-raped by five 7-foot black men at the same time. i enjoyed it immensely and i sucked every one of those studs dry. i quit taking my medication long ago and i'm currently following the ped lifestyle to a T. wanna see some pics of me with a fist up my asshole? we got some done with a couple o' dewds DP'ing the fuck out of my ass. i cunt walk for a week but it's so enjoyable. wait here for me while i knock off a few kuckle spuds as i look at gay porn. i like to drink my mess, too.

**ALinChainz** · 03-16-2006, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
What lie haven't we pointed out to him a few billion times

The "All American" at Colgate, and speaking at the Republican National Convention in NYC still rank up there with the greatest thudner lies of all time though.

I still laugh when I think of his lyrics thread a while back LMMFAO

The dumbass should be writing for SNL

lmfao ...

Or that he's the 58 year old retired senator now CEO of NHS of PA ... and he wrote TYWH at age 11 in 1974 ... the math doesnt even begin ...

**ALinChainz** · 03-16-2006, 01:20 AM

Re: Re: Am I the only non- inbred on this site?

Originally posted by Roy Munson

That's him RM ... to a tee ...

**Roy Munson** · 03-16-2006, 01:29 AM

Re: Re: Re: Am I the only non- inbred on this site?

Originally posted by ALinChainz
That's him RM ... to a tee ...

I was just guessing...

**LoungeMachine** · 03-16-2006, 01:31 AM

Re: Re: Re: Re: Am I the only non- inbred on this site?

Originally posted by Roy Munson
I was just guessing...

Awfully good "guess"

If you weren't 15 years too old for joey, we might start to wonder

**Roy Munson** · 03-16-2006, 01:50 PM

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Am I the only non- inbred on this site?

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Awfully good "guess"

If you weren't 15 years too old for joey, we might start to wonder

Good grief...:eek:

Am I the only pedophile on this site?

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