Poll? Funniest Forum Member

[DaveIsKing]

Who gets the DIAMOND DAVE Award for Funniest Member?

My vote goes to JESUS CHRIST... heh that guy just kills me.

[DLRSLAVE]

I'll have to go with Big Troubles...we have a special bond Very clever
witty HUMOROUS & a gentlman.:p

[Susie Q]

Wow...hmmm....

Sesh, when he is here, can be damn funny.
Grimsdale
Flappo
Seenbad
DickfaceMcSlapnuts
Phoenix



For serious posts that gets you thinking....
Cathedral
Dr. Love
Ford

[Jesus Christ]

The Son of Man is leading this poll??

Verily, it is good that Dad and Myself hath a sense of humor

[DaveIsKing]

ROTFLMAO....see what I mean??

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
My vote goes to JESUS CHRIST... heh that guy just kills me.

Can't get any mightier or holier than the omnipotent.

[Sarge]

DickFace by a landslide

[Steve Savicki]

[Bill Lumbergh]

Big Troubles. He mixes laughs with some damn good content.

[rustoffa]

Dickface all the way....his momma's ass looks like a flat tire on a tonka truck..

[DLRismydad]

definatly Big troubles. He seems like a very smart and funny guy

[Coyote]

Big Troubles.

[Mr Grimsdale]

who want's to see my banana surprise?

[GAR]

I cometh and goeth moreso than the Taxman knoweth.

Who seen my keys?

[Panamark]

Thats a very limited poll.. Too many funny dudes left off..
The guys on there are funny though ! Would be in my top ten..
Especially Other, that fucker has me spitting beer out my nostrils with every post !

[BigBadBrian]

Dickface is the best with Big Troubles in second.

[BigBadBrian]

Catfish is pretty good also.

[Mr Grimsdale]

Catfish is a bandit!

[Rubnose]

I like Jesus' tubby little liberal brother. That dude really cracks me up. Funny stuff from a little fat, gay guy.

[Roth-Halen]

Big Troubles is very well read and smart!
I think

[VHLifer]

jesus is the funniest. i laugh at every post of his holiness.

[GAR]

[flappo]

..nah , i vote the 'real deal'

..the dump magnificent seven ( c. 2001/2 )

van gully , hitch , riddler , me , cato , grimsdale and badguy

..you whippersnappers missed SO much fun!

[Mr Badguy]

Yes, British and American humour (humor) are very different.

We laugh at things that are funny.

Arse, shite, cunt

More funny than ass, shit, pussy

See what I mean?

I`m voting not for one person but for an entire nation, a nation devoted to taking the mick not only out of everyone else but also itself, a proud country, the country undoubtedly responsible for the creation of the world as we all know it, the mother of modern culture, a country which cares for the ideals of the common man, a nation free of pretention or pompousness, ladies and gentlemen, the true land of the free: Great Britain!

We`re British and we`re happy we have your respect.

[DaveIsKing]

British lame-ass-edies are not funny. And they look as if they were made in the 1970s as cheap American commercials.

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
British lame-ass-edies are not funny. And they look as if they were made in the 1970s as cheap American commercials.

You give the world the gift of the English language yet there are those who hold no command over it.

What are lame-ass-edies?

As soon as Britain finds out, she will make up her mind on how risible "lame-ass-edies" indeed are.

Rule Britannia.

[flappo]

..badguy is correct

[ashstralia]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mr Badguy
[B] Yes, British and American humour (humor) are very different.

We laugh at things that are funny.

Arse, shite, cunt

More funny than ass, shit, pussy

yes exactly. us aussies tend to really like pommy comedy (well the smart aussies
anyway).
so i have to say mr. grimsdale fookin cracks me up!
bollocks!
PIGS IN KNICKERS!
btw, the best pom comedy was made in the '70's.
fawlty towers anyone?

[flappo]

..yup , you can add everything from pink panther , python , the goodies and the goons to the young ones , vic reeves , little britain and everything in between to that equation

..yank humor is mostly crap imho , bilko and the simpsons are kewl , otherwise it's unfunny shit like friends , derivative mass market pulp for braindead morons

..they take OUR ideas - steptoe and son and produce watered down drivel in it's place

..aussie's have the genius of sir leslie colin patterson too !

HE'S GRATE™!

[pardo]

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. While the bar tender is pouring his drink, this guy takes a look around the bar. He spies the hottest looking woman he's ever seen. But she's sitting on the lap of the biggest bastard he's ever seen. We'll call this guy Brutus.

So the guy keeps ordering drink after drink, all the while, he can't take his eyes off this woman. He's transfixed. Suddenly, Brutus stands up and heads to the washroom. The guy knows that this is his chance to go talk to her. So he heads over.

He says: "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen".

She says: "Thank you! You're very kind".

So he says: "One more thing - I'd like to put whip cream on your chest and lick it off".

She says: "Thats disgusting!".

He says: "...And I'd like to tip you upside down, pour beer in your pussy and drink it out with a straw".

She says: "Thats gross - get out of here! I'm going to have my boyfriend beat the shit out of you!"

So the guy ambles back to his barstool and forgets all about it.

A couple minutes later Brutus comes back. The woman says "You see that guy over there? He wants to pour whip cream on my chest and lick it off".

So Brutus stands up, rolls his sleeves up and says "I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch".

Then the woman says: "And he wants to tip me upside down, pour beer in my pussy and drink it out with a straw".

Brutus rolls his sleeves back down and takes a seat.

The woman says: "Aren't you gonna go kill that guy?".

Brutus says: "Anyone who can drink that much beer - I don't wanna fuck with!"

[Golden AWe]

"I have a cunning plan..."

BLACK ADDER is english too!!!

[Bob_R]

General Hina is the funniest forum member.

[Mr Badguy]

Crump!

[DaveIsKing]

Jesus is gaining...Yay!

[Dan]

Big Troubles,very funny.

[smaz]

Big Troubles cracks me up, just like British comedy. 'The Office' anyone??