1) how is it that 'Joseph' has no problem with 'Mary' not wanting to obey Jewish law by consumating her marriage to her husband?
2) (here is where it gets better) How is it that Joseph actually believes that when his 'virgin bride' becomes pregnant, that instead of thinking that it was 'Saul down the street'? that it was 'God' who f*cked his wife!
3) why...(if your still buying this crap) does God defy The 7th Commandment of "Thou shall not commit adultery" by scr3wing another man's wife, instead of just scr3wing a single v1rgin?
4) after Jesus is born, what did he do for 33 years before those pesky Jews gave him up to those Romans? he never had an erection or had s3x with anyone....ever?!
enquiring minds want to n03!
5) why is 'mary magdeline' called a wh0re in the new testament?
6) why did it take the christians 350 years after he died (mind you, there were no printing press's unill Guttenberg invented it many years later) to acknowledge 'Jesus' as the son of God?
7) why is 'Ezekial', who was a homeless man who ate his own feces, regarded as a prophet who spoke the word of God?!
does that little voice in the back of your mind not ask that if Ezekial was alive today and running around as a homeless guy and eating his own poop if just maybe he would not be in the loony bin on heavy psych-meds?
dont believe me?
ask your priest if i'm lying.
8 ) why does the Catholic church subscribe to a 'new' testatament that was authored by a pagan! king named Constantine.
9) why do they celebrate 'Easter' on the pagan holiday of 'Ostara' which is the spring solstice and the birth of 'Jesus'(which nobody actually knows when it happened) on the pagan holiday of 'Yule' which is the winter(death) solstice?
so many questions....so few answers.
something to think about.
Happy Passover and L'Chaim!-j :confused:
2) (here is where it gets better) How is it that Joseph actually believes that when his 'virgin bride' becomes pregnant, that instead of thinking that it was 'Saul down the street'? that it was 'God' who f*cked his wife!
3) why...(if your still buying this crap) does God defy The 7th Commandment of "Thou shall not commit adultery" by scr3wing another man's wife, instead of just scr3wing a single v1rgin?
4) after Jesus is born, what did he do for 33 years before those pesky Jews gave him up to those Romans? he never had an erection or had s3x with anyone....ever?!
enquiring minds want to n03!
5) why is 'mary magdeline' called a wh0re in the new testament?
6) why did it take the christians 350 years after he died (mind you, there were no printing press's unill Guttenberg invented it many years later) to acknowledge 'Jesus' as the son of God?
7) why is 'Ezekial', who was a homeless man who ate his own feces, regarded as a prophet who spoke the word of God?!
does that little voice in the back of your mind not ask that if Ezekial was alive today and running around as a homeless guy and eating his own poop if just maybe he would not be in the loony bin on heavy psych-meds?
dont believe me?
ask your priest if i'm lying.
8 ) why does the Catholic church subscribe to a 'new' testatament that was authored by a pagan! king named Constantine.
9) why do they celebrate 'Easter' on the pagan holiday of 'Ostara' which is the spring solstice and the birth of 'Jesus'(which nobody actually knows when it happened) on the pagan holiday of 'Yule' which is the winter(death) solstice?
so many questions....so few answers.
something to think about.
Happy Passover and L'Chaim!-j :confused:
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