So I was busy trying to get ready for a graduation ceremony earlier, and got a call from my neighbor. She informed me that there was a small copperhead in her front yard, and her cats were about to die or some shit. I looked out the window and noticed a small cuntregation of neighborhood kids looking @ a few cats in her yard. Being in somewhat of a hurry, I told her I'd shoot it, and to give me a second to procure my x-pensive BINELLI. She freaks the fuck out, and tells me not to bring any guns out because of the kids.
It took me like half-of-a-pissed-off-second to go crank my self-propelled TORO up!
In retrospect, the mower was the perfect deal as it ran the cats off halfway across the street, and the stupid fucking kids had no idea about my encroaching FINAL SOLUTION.
It's kind of funny, when the TORO hit the fucking thing via my half-assed wind sprint, it just shut off....
Yeesh....I better empty the bag tomorrow.