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(But that's so kinky, and it turns me on.....God knows what I might have done had I known you were into that.....)
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Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Thanks for covering for me missy, it's just like that novel "Lolita!"
I was never into the Kinks.Comment
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NickDShoes
SensibleNick (we know that shit aint possible)
SensibleNFresh (sounds like a douche...shit...that's it...)"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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What's kinky, the shitting or the peeing?
christ, I'm sorry, this is going nowhere good."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Douchebaby. HmmmmmComment
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Now see here. I brought up kinky. (as well as the Kinks and Lolita.) For the record, peeing (Golden Showers) and shitting (Scatplay) are both recognized kinky fetishes. I know this cause my mother told me "do what I say, not what I do."Originally posted by POJO_Risin
What's kinky, the shitting or the peeing?
christ, I'm sorry, this is going nowhere good.Comment
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Oh heavens, I've driven them all away already. There goes my good reputation.Comment
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"With enough courage...you can do without a reputation"Comment
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LOL No, not "Lola," "Lolita!"Originally posted by SensibleShoes
I was never into the Kinks.
Young teacher the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now
This girl is half his age
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staff room
The accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabakov
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
--The Police (Sting)Comment
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OHHHHHHHH......
So there was a Police Sting Operation on the tranvestite the Kinks were singing about?
And is Eric Clapton "Nabakov?"
Ingenious.Comment
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Whew. Thank God.Originally posted by Matt White
"With enough courage...you can do without a reputation"Comment
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Once again, Matt "Scat" White says the truth.
Sorry Matt, I know you didn't want that out."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Oh it's better to get it out as long as there's enough TP.Comment
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Well alright then. I have to admit, this thread certainly isn't going in the direction that I thought. But hey, how bad could a thread be that is about pissing and shitting on people!
the DDLR brings out the best in us!"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Wouldn't it be natural just to lick up what's left if you don't have any TP?
You mean Penthouse isn't true?"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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