ritetoolforjob.... will you marry me??

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15318

    ritetoolforjob.... will you marry me??

    I'm feelin' kinda gay today...
    uh uh uh uhuh

    Let's go sailing!!!!
  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15318

    #2
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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15318

      #3
      rite tool.

      Fantasy... gets the best of me...

      when I'M SAILING!!!!

      BELIIIIIIIIIEVE ME!!!
      uh uh uhuh uhuhu

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15318

        #4
        Actually...
        I'm not feelin' gay today...
        But I heard rite tool has a thing for Butthole pleasures!!!
        uh uh uh u hu hu hu

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        • BlimpyCHIMP™
          Banned
          • May 2004
          • 634

          #5
          I JUST PUSHED OUT SOME ROASTED ASSCORNS

          BC!!
          NUTTING BUT YEAH

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          • Diamondjimi
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2004
            • 12086

            #6
            What , no FLASH BOMBS !?
            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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            • bantonelli
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Nov 2004
              • 2629

              #7
              WARF.....this thread is priceless!

              Tool's had so much lovin lately, he's taking the old Preparation H for those nasty hemorroids caused by too much shovin & lovin in the trunk.
              "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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              • binnie
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2006
                • 19144

                #8
                An outstadning thread!

                And still no reply from the Tool himself?

                His little brother is probably writing him some replies....
                The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                • bantonelli
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 2629

                  #9
                  I think Tool's little bro and himself have severe knee rash burn from taking turns lovin' in up on each other and they are probably in a bent over-hunched stooped position and like the old lady in the commercial says "I have stooped and I can't get up!"
                  "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                  • Ozzy Fudd
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1667

                    #10
                    WARF this thread just made my day LMMFAO
                    Roth Army MP
                    Originally posted by Panamark
                    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                    Originally posted by JAY HALE
                    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                    • danielc
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 205

                      #11
                      Damn, I've never seen a strat style doubleneck like that before.
                      http://classicvanhalen.com/photopost...o=3712&cat=528

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                      • ThrillsNSpills
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6626

                        #12
                        ritetool hasn't turned down the Warfman.

                        must be floatin to the sailing tune.

                        Isn't Butthole Pleasures the name of a band?

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                        • CROWBAR
                          Commando
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 1283

                          #13
                          We havn't heard from either one because they're out "sailing"!

                          ***snickers to himself***

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                          • ritetoolforjob
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 824

                            #14
                            "here i am ... the one that u love" .. I ACCEPT!! but i want to get married first, being a prim and proper GIRL!!

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                            • WARF
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 15318

                              #15
                              kEWL!!!

                              I never had sex with a pre-op tranny before!

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