Partial list of whores I'd like to boink...

[Terry]

Maureen McCormick, circa 1980
Nikki Sinn
Kay Parker, circa 1980
Jackie O, circa 1969
Seka, circa 1984
Christina Aquilera
Lynda Carter, circa 1976
That blonde Britney Spears wannabe chick from 8 Simple Rules
Stephanie March
Jenna Bush
Squeaky Fromme, circa 1974
Patti D'Arbanville, circa 1982
Jennifer Love Hewitt, circa right fucking now
Barbara Carerra, circa 1983
Brooke Burke
Cindy Margolis, circa 1998 late night Don LaPre infomercials
Sarah Silverman, circa 1993
Eleanor Roosevelt, circa 1959
Nancy Grace
The slut who plays Belushis sister-in-law from According To Jim
Kirsten Dunst
Courtney Cox, circa 1997
Margot Kidder, circa 1983
Jennifer Aniston, circa Leprechaun
Penelope Pitstop, circa 1972
Penelope Ann Miller
The Deborah LaFey chick, or whatever the hell that blond 24 year old teacher who banged the 14 year old kids name is who lives across town - she's on house arrest, so meeting her should be fairly easy...
Leslie Van Houten, circa 1977

[Nitro Express]

My first choice would be Wonder Woman and the second would be Jennifer Aniston.

[sadaist]

Mine would be Heather Thomas from the 80's.

[LoungeMachine]

Terry had some time today...

[Coyote]

Cassandra Peterson (circa early 80's)

[Ally_Kat]

Reading the title, I thought this was a Thunder thread :eek:

[Ozzy Fudd]

the one up the street.

[ppg960]

They are all looking good.
Heather would have had some longevity if she could stop sniffing white shit up her nose.
Too bad, she was a looker.

[jhale667]

Oh, what the hell...I'll play..

In no particular order....


Jessica Alba

Jenna Jameson

Jessica Jaymes

Brooke Burns

Kelly Monaco

Adrianna Lima

Giorgia Palmas

And of course...Sung Hi Lee.


That's just the short list...and the pics I had handy... lol

Oh yeah, it's true...



...And for the record, I don't think of them as "whores"...I think of them as "available"...

[binnie]

There isn't enough bandwith in the world for me to write a complete list....

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Terry
Leslie Van Houten, circa 1977

I think Joe Thunder wanted to bang the same person.

Oh wait....Joey's target was MILHOUSE Van Houten from The Simpsons.

My bad.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by ppg960
... Heather would have had some longevity if she could stop sniffing white shit up her nose...

I think you might be mistaking her with Fara Fawcett... :confused:

Last time I saw Heather Thomas, they where showing her on her ranch; fly fishing, horse back riding, hiking etc... she looked pretty holesome and healthy and still looked awsome!

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777


Last time I saw Heather Thomas, they where showing her on her ranch; fly fishing, horse back riding, hiking etc... she looked pretty holesome and healthy and still looked awsome!

I'd have to agree, she still looks pretty hot to me!

[kathleenvh]

i consider myself pretty straight but i'd def test the waters with these two lol
ana hickman
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shakira
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...um and DLR circa 80's...can i call him a whore? lol idk, in my dreams in my dreams lol

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by kathleenvh
i consider myself pretty straight but i'd def test the waters with these two lol

That's worth a vote.