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  1. 03-22-2007, 06:59 PM #1
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    Bob's new solo album drops next Tuesday

    Bueno Bob-"MEIN KAMPF"

    The Band-Bob....Vocals, Skin Flute, Larg, Sith Lord

    Matt White....Emotional support, Guitars

    Shaun Ponsonby....Guitars, Fluffing

    Bill Lumbergh....Bass, George Michael T-Shirt Distributor

    Alan the Panther....Drums, World Domination


    TRACKLIST-

    1. My Struggle (Against straight America)-(Bueno Bob)
    2. Foreplay(30 Seconds)- (Bueno Bob)
    3. My Fairy King- (Bueno Bob, Mercury)
    4. And Then I saw Shaun's face-(Bueno Bob, Kim Fowley, David Prowse)
    5. Fuck Lando-Mini Rock Opera

    A. Fuck Lando-(Bueno Bob, Lumbergh)
    B. All I wanted was a Colt 45-(Bueno Bob, White, Ponsonby, Lumbergh, Eisen, Witz)
    C. Cloud City Blues-(Alan The Panther)
    D. And then we were standing in the banquet room....(Alan the Panther, Lumbergh, Rikk, Ponsonby)
    E. Fuck Lando(reprise)-(Bueno Bob, Lumbergh)

    6. Shameless Brad Delp Tribute Song(Ballad of the Charcoal Grills)- (Bueno Bob)
    7. Careless Whisper 07'-(Michael, Merle)
    8. Headless Cross blows away anything Sabbath with Ozzy or Dio has ever done(Bueno Bob)
    9. Blabbermouth posters are my bitches-(Alan the Panther)
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  2. 03-22-2007, 07:00 PM #2
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    Wow, Alan is quite the songwriter.....Shocking.....
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  3. 03-22-2007, 07:02 PM #3
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    This is a turn up for the books.
    Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
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  4. 03-22-2007, 07:05 PM #4
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    I hear you got quite a fat royalty rate.....Bob's albums are guaranteed platinum sellers.......in his hometown.........
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  5. 03-22-2007, 07:06 PM #5
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    Notice even Rikk has to slip in a songwriting credit.......
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    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
    I hear you got quite a fat royalty rate.....Bob's albums are guaranteed platinum sellers.......in his hometown.........
    Actually, it was quite a disappointment. All I got was $20...which is only aboot £10-15, and a small pig...and we only have pens for sheep, not pigs.

    WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH A PIG?
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  7. 03-22-2007, 07:25 PM #7
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    Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
    Actually, it was quite a disappointment. All I got was $20...which is only aboot £10-15, and a small pig...and we only have pens for sheep, not pigs.

    WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH A PIG?
    At least you got that....I got a little button with a picture of Bob waving at me while HOLDING a small pig with the words "Thanks for everything! Bobby"
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  8. 03-22-2007, 07:28 PM #8
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    He probably gave all the royalties to that Death Star Charity. He's always doing that.

    The unsellfish BASTARD.
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  9. 03-22-2007, 08:29 PM #9
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    Hey, remember to check out the limited edition Wal-Mart online version - you get the "Mein Kampf un de Studio" DVD with Dolby Digital Surround Sound and Bill Lumbergh repeatedly swinging his package back and forth between his legs while the camera films.

    Quite entertaining!
    Twistin' by the pool.
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  10. 03-22-2007, 09:56 PM #10
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    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
    Notice even Rikk has to slip in a songwriting credit.......

    Typical...............
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  11. 03-22-2007, 09:59 PM #11
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    No bonus or live tracks?
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  12. 03-23-2007, 04:00 AM #12
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    Originally posted by PumpedUpMidget
    No bonus or live tracks?
    It's coming out on Roadrunner - give it two or three months and Roadrunner will remaster and re-release it with an extra live track or two. Six months later, they'll do it again with different bonus tracks, and two months after that, they'll do it a third time with a DVD bonus.

    I mean, if you buy an album on the Roadrunner label, you know damn well you're gonna buy it three times from them, right?
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  13. 03-23-2007, 11:18 AM #13
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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Buy this. I owe the local loan shark 800,000 bones, so I'm in deep shit to say the least.....Buy 3 copies and I'll throw in a bonus cassette tape of me humming all the tunes....that's at least a 3 cent value! In fact these crazy new cassette tapes even you allow to record OVER my voice if you want....ah, progress.....
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  14. 03-23-2007, 11:24 AM #14
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    not surprising with all the videos surfacing.
    I hope the disco song was dropped.
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  15. 03-23-2007, 12:03 PM #15
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    HA!!!


    We're looking for cross-over appeal.......


    Wait until you hear the cuntry tune we're working on!:p
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  16. 03-23-2007, 12:58 PM #16
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    Originally posted by Matt White
    HA!!!


    We're looking for cross-over appeal.......


    Wait until you hear the cuntry tune we're working on!:p
    Hope we do that one on the tour....the special guest vocals by Carl are gonna be top notch....
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  17. 03-23-2007, 02:22 PM #17
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    HA!!!


    We'll SLAY 'EM...............:p
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  18. 03-23-2007, 02:28 PM #18
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    Is there A World Tour on the Cards?
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
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  19. 03-24-2007, 04:38 AM #19
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    I just hope it's out of THIS world !
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  20. 03-24-2007, 04:42 AM #20
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    Harmony? HA!

    The Beach Boys don't know SHIT!

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  21. 03-25-2007, 09:47 AM #21
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    The animal rights people will be pleased to have a Panther contributing material and percussion.
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  22. 03-25-2007, 12:08 PM #22
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    How aboot the "We Are Definatley Not The Jacksons, Believe Us, We Checked Tour" as a title?
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  23. 03-25-2007, 12:25 PM #23
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    I don't have a problem with that.
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  24. 03-27-2007, 12:45 PM #24
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    I just bought a copy....We may just have a hit on our hands......
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  25. 03-27-2007, 02:30 PM #25
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    Well, its aboot bloody time!!
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  26. 03-28-2007, 03:00 AM #26
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    Hell, maybe the label will actually cover the cost of the tour bus this time!
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  27. 03-28-2007, 03:01 AM #27
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    I was getting really tired of hitch hiking to the next venue every day...
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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    It's coming out on Roadrunner - give it two or three months and Roadrunner will remaster and re-release it with an extra live track or two. Six months later, they'll do it again with different bonus tracks, and two months after that, they'll do it a third time with a DVD bonus.

    I mean, if you buy an album on the Roadrunner label, you know damn well you're gonna buy it three times from them, right?
    Ha Ha!

    Sad but true.

    I await the "tour" edition....
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  29. 03-28-2007, 04:14 AM #29
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    Originally posted by binnie
    Ha Ha!

    Sad but true.

    I await the "tour" edition....
    On a serious note, Roadrunner are a greedy bunch of bastards...thank God for downloading...
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  30. 03-28-2007, 05:31 AM #30
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    Yep, I always buy records, never really downloaded much.

    But Roadrunner piss me off, one of the few proper metal labels around and they dick fans around.

    When you have artists like Slipknot and Nickleback selling MILLIONS of records, you just don't need to pull the stunts that they pull...
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  31. 03-28-2007, 09:18 AM #31
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    Originally posted by binnie

    When you have artists like Slipknot and Nickleback selling MILLIONS of records, you just don't need to pull the stunts that they pull...

    Maybe thats WHY they're selling millions.
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    The Bllllllllllllllllllllady basturds!!!
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    Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
    Maybe thats WHY they're selling millions.
    No, I don't think so: having worked in HMV for 7 years I can tell you that special editions don't alter overall record sales by that much - they just rip off the hardcore fans....

    When Nicklesack broke they were selling bucketloads of records, as were Slipknot....

    Roadrunner ust be a pretty profitable company, they hardly ever allow record chains to put their albums in sales either (at least not with considerable price cuts...)
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    Originally posted by binnie
    No, I don't think so: having worked in HMV for 7 years I can tell you that special editions don't alter overall record sales by that much - they just rip off the hardcore fans....

    When Nicklesack broke they were selling bucketloads of records, as were Slipknot....

    Roadrunner ust be a pretty profitable company, they hardly ever allow record chains to put their albums in sales either (at least not with considerable price cuts...)


    Just agree with me, it's easier for us all.
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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    On a serious note,
    WTF?
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    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
    WTF?
    It has been known to happen from time to time...

    :eek:
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    When?
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    Nobody answered my question.

    :confused:
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  39. 05-24-2007, 03:22 PM #39
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    Feeling lonely?
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    How the fuck are ya, BILL?
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    Originally posted by WARF
    Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
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