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    Happy Birthday, Unchainme

    Anyone who knows the history of the relationship between yours truly and Unchainme are probably flabbergasted that I would start this thread.

    However, the storm clouds have passed to reveal the dawn of a new day. In the end, we're all here for the same thing...and that's DAVID LEE ROTH, with (or without) Van Halen. Unchainme has shown himself to be a true champion in that mission.

    He's the guy who blasted on to the scene as the Roth Army's biggest attention-whore! Several verbal beatings and some serious rehab courtesy of the Sheep Pen staff have led to his rebirth....like a Phoenix rising from the ashes.

    So, without further ado, I raise a glass in a birthday toast to Unchainme.

    Although I'm still not sure he's actually old enough to legally drink...
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    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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    Re: Happy Birthday, Unchainme

    Originally posted by fryingdutchman

    So, without further ado, I raise a glass in a birthday toast to Unchainme.

    Although I'm still not sure he's actually old enough to legally drink...
    Legal, schmegal.

    Stop acting like a fag choirboy and take the drink!


    All the best, dude!

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    Happy birthday, Unchainme!
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    :bottle:

    Become unchained on your birthday, but safely.



    Especially if its a school night.

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    Yo Unchainme...

    Happy birthday hombre...

    THIS IS THE YEAR THAT YOU CAN DOODIE IN THE TOILET!!!!

    NO MORE DIAPERS!!!!

    WOOHOOO!!!!

    Seriously man...quit shitting in your pants...youre in high school...

    that shit smells...
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    LMAO

    Happy birthday U.
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    Happy Birthday!
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    Happy birthday!

    And...

    Congratulations!

    You are now effectively the newest Sheep Pen member...for the next FIVE MINUTES ONLY!

    Enjoy!

    Twistin' by the pool.

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    Happy Birthday, dude.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Originally posted by Terry
    Legal, schmegal.

    Stop acting like a fag choirboy...

    Great fucking movie!


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    Thanks Folks and Thank You Dutchman, This is pretty cool..

    Cheers
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    birthday threads are so gay...

    happy birthday, mofo
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    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    birthday threads are so gay...

    happy birthday, mofo
    happy birthday dude.

    @lee natra

    But not as gay as a polar bear thread

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    Originally posted by Unchainme
    Thanks Folks and Thank You Dutchman, This is pretty cool..

    Cheers
    Did you enjoy your run as a Pen Admin?

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    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    birthday threads are so gay...
    Only if that Stevie Wonder-tune's playing.


    Happy Birthday, Unch!
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    Originally posted by Coyote
    Only if that Stevie Wonder-tune's playing.


    Happy Birthday, Unch!
    did you notice the birthday thread I started for myself

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    Originally posted by jero
    happy birthday dude.

    @lee natra

    But not as gay as a polar bear thread
    which I declared as "gay as hit" in my first post

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    Enjoyed the game yesterday?

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    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    did you notice the birthday thread I started for myself
    How could anyone miss such a huge piece of attention whoring?
    Last edited by Coyote; 03-29-2007 at 08:22 AM.

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    Originally posted by jero
    Enjoyed the game yesterday?
    lol...don't get me started...

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    Originally posted by Coyote
    How could anyone miss such a huge piece of attention whoring?
    wait for NEXT year...!!!

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    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    wait for NEXT year...!!!
    Feb 29th 2008 indeed

    OMG :eek:


    Anyway

    Happy B Day Unchainme !!

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    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    lol...don't get me started...
    I'm waiting in the WorldCup thread

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    LMFAO @ Pojo!!!


    Happy Day of Birth, you attention-demanding ball washer!



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    Happy B-Day man, now go dive on a muff.
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    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
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    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
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    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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    happy b-day, no muff too tuff, we dive at five
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Happy B-Day Unchainme...........

    Rumble, young man Rumble



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    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    birthday threads are so gay...

    happy birthday, mofo


    Happy Birthday Dude!
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    Originally posted by fryingdutchman
    Great fucking movie!

    An ashtray!! I was thinkin' of takin' up smoking! This CLINCHES IT!!

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    Happy BD!!

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    A Blessed Birthday, My son

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    Re: Happy Birthday, Unchainme

    Originally posted by fryingdutchman
    Anyone who knows the history of the relationship between yours truly and Unchainme are probably flabbergasted that I would start this thread.

    yes yes we were all wondering how the Dutch/Chain scenario was going to pan out.

    As there was no tune in next week we are pleased that you brought us all up to snuff.

    Oh and Happy Birthday to the Should I stay or should I go now dude.

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    Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills

    Oh and Happy Birthday to the Should I stay or should I go now dude.
    FUCK!

    I remember that thread!

    I DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE RETURN TO THE VOTING!


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