the first track from 5150 is pretty gay.
but Top Of The World sounds gayer to my ear...
the first track from 5150 is pretty gay.
but Top Of The World sounds gayer to my ear...
Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...
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not sure what's the gayest, because I haven't heard all Van Hagar tunes yet.
should I ask about this to KNOCKZ?
ALL OF THEM ARE GAY!
Like that gay goosewalk thing Van Hagar used to do. GAY GAY GAY. I actually think Mikey and Spammy's relationship is a little questionable. I wonder which of the two is the receptacle ??
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
Cheese Comes Walkin In was pretty damn gay...
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
I cant stop loving you
This song is a crime.
When you think of stuff like Romeo Delight.
(Do I have to tell you this?)
Like Mr. Big's Be with you, somthing for idiots to wave their arms to I guess. tralala tiptoe through the daffodils GAY
When it's love.
Hagar, some lyricist huh.
Standing on top of the World defies explaination.
Thats how i feel aboutOriginally posted by Catfish
Standing on top of the World defies explaination.
'' only time will tell if we stand the test of time"
....
So baby dry your eyes
Save all the tears you've cried
Oh, that's what dreams are made of
'Cause we belong in a world that must be strong
Oh, that's what dreams are made of.......
ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH.........
Why cant this be love!
First song I heard after the 1984 album
It fuckin blew chunks!
Love Comes Walking In is about as gay as it gets. I used to say Van Hagar was basically Loverboy with a better guitarist, but not even Loverboy had a song as gay as this one.
'Dreams' gives me hives.
It's really unnerving to see how many people at the links have that as their favorite song.
UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!
That & "When it's Cheese".
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"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."
All the big Van Hagar songs made me sick apart from Finish What you Started which had a certain groove to it.
Top of the World is truly fucking awful.
Cheers!
What a bunch of candy ass cunts at the links.Originally posted by Hecubus
'Dreams' gives me hives.
It's really unnerving to see how many people at the links have that as their favorite song.
UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!
That & "When it's Cheese".
Edward VH could come to their house, fuck their mothers in the ass and make em watch, and these pussies would say
" Gee, aint Edward a cool guy."
That's simply just about the best description I ever heard of for Van Hagar.Originally posted by Brownsound1
I used to say Van Hagar was basically Loverboy with a better guitarist,
Cheese Comes Walking In and
When It's Cheese
get my vote.
“If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush
Finish What You Started is very gay!!
A Apolitical Blues is a horrible song. Sammy sings the blues as well as Ed Van Halen doesn't smoke.
DLR7884
That song is total filler.
Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.
Well, anything The Red Chunker sings pretty much fucking sucks but How about these gems for Best of Cheese: Dreams, Love Walks In, When It's Cheese, Feels So Good, Top Of The World sucks shit as well and that Can't Stop Loving You is fucking horrible. *puke*
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
I think that's the reason why Dave left the band....because the VAN HAGAR band are gay!
Feels So Good.
Feels SO FUCKING GAY
anyway, I like Van Hagar, but I HATE THAT FUCKING SONG
Finish What Ya Started, I fuckin hate that crap, and the video is even worse then the song, makes me want to jump into the TV and punch Hagar in the face.....
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by rustoffa
[B]....
So baby dry your eyes
Save all the tears you've cried
Oh, that's what dreams are made of
'Cause we belong in a world that must be strong
Oh, that's what dreams are made of.......
ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH.........
Amen Rustoffa!!! Preach it! Dreams is by far the benchmark of gaydom in the Van Hagar song vault. Then they had the nerve to try and lessen it's gayness by putting Blue Angels footage with the song for the video!!!!!!! Blasphemy! There was another band that made their career out of watered down ballads - Journey. Van Hagar joins the ranks of Journey. Hardefuckinhar!
Spanked...
I understood that the lyrics are about prostitutes or something...
Sammy Gaygar on the air..."call her up, on the spankline"...GAYGAYGAY...
And yes, "Can't stop loving you"
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
i agree
most of balance , ou812 and that other one are embarrasingly crass
love is mentioned every other line
makes me wanna puke
fuck was the ONLY good van hagar album - and half of that was shit
BWAHAHAHAHA!
And the only reason FUCK was somewhat listenable, was because it sounded kinda like Dave era VH because of Ted Templeman.
DLR7884
Is Templeman still alive? I think I read that he died about 2 years ago.
Right Now
Right now this song is so gay and forever will be!
Finish What Ya Started
Man on a Mission
The Dream is Over
Not Enough
Fuckin all of em!
Originally posted by rustoffa
ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH.........
Why is Hagar doing this bear doggie style??
Serve this man a cup of Ditto, on me...Originally posted by Donkman
Fuckin all of em!
That was some funny shit!! LOL!!!Originally posted by Cathedral
Serve this man a cup of Ditto, on me...
Originally posted by Gmoney
Why is Hagar doing this bear doggie style??
He's not, he's doing that Dead Bear up the Ass. Not only is Spammy Gay, but he's a Gay necrophiliac into Beastialty !! Thank god that poor Bear is dead. Methinks Mikey might be the current "Dead Bear"
Everything of SammyGaygar time is so GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Every song is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finish what ya starded, is the gayest tune....
OH!
Sammy singin Panama and Jump is sad...Sammy tryin to be Dave It`sad...
Let me think, uhhhhhhhh,
ALL OF THEM !
SNEAK IT ! EAT IT ! FLATUALATE IT !......say it !
The only song gayer that the Van Hagar songs was the one that Ed sang on VH3 How many I say. God that was aweful.
If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.
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