The Cat is Away

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by smaz
Using whatever objects are suitable, create a collage of any of the classic VH albums on your garage door or driveway

Something simple coming right up.
In the mean time...
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[smaz]

Originally posted by vanhalener
Something simple coming right up.

Placing your VH CD's on the drive doesn't count....

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Dan
And Fill The Fridge Full of Piss.

I am requesting a waiver on this one: after all, everything consumed from these and various other containers in the fridge will eventually be piss.

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl

do you normally do the cleaning or does she? or do you share? or hire out?

A lot of people around here hire out.
We share the work. Thanks to my big mouth and your bright idea I am doing all of it by myself.

Spare room vacumed and dusted.

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by smaz
Hmm... Using whatever objects are suitable, create a collage of any of the classic VH albums on your garage door or driveway

Light rain has been falling for a while. This is going to have to do, for now. I might just have to surprise you later with an encore. Here's a couple albums I rescued from a record and tape shop last week sitting in front of the garage door...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by vanhalener

O.K., that's exactly what I was going to ask from you but D.G. beat me to it...
Great job! Just make sure you put a new roll of toilet paper before she gets home... we, girls tend to use a lot more than you do


So now my request to you is (I know it's cheesy but it works!);

When she comes home, wellcome her with a nice bath with lots of bubbles, some candles around it, a nice bottle of wine (or her favorite beverage). Some flowers laid on the bed would be very nice too.

You should be wearing just a towel around your waist and say; "Honey, I missed you sooooo much, let me love ya long time"!



And ho yes... I too, want to see pics. of all that!



Have fun!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
... a man cleans my house like that and I'll do anything he wants. :p

I'm there with you!

... And they say that women are too demanding

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by vanhalener
[B]...

2.5 oz bottle ASTROGLIDE Glycerine& Paraben free

2.35 oz bottle regular Astroglide

2.5 oz bottle JO Premium Personal lubricant.

18 oz bottle Suave Skin Therapy

4 rolls paper towels

1 roll toilet paper ...

Don't go waisting all that "energie" on paper towels...
Wait 'til she comes back home, then you'll be a dog in heat like a volcano ready to explode!

We like that stuff! :p




Unfortunately, there can't be any visual proofs of that

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
So now my request to you is (I know it's cheesy but it works!);

When she comes home, welcome her with a nice bath with lots of bubbles, some candles around it, a nice bottle of wine (or her favorite beverage). Some flowers laid on the bed would be very nice too.
You should be wearing just a towel around your waist and say; "Honey, I missed you sooooo much, let me love ya long time"!
And ho yes... I too, want to see pics. of all that!

Have fun!

Alright blonddgirl777, your wish is my command in this thread. You'll just have to wait for a few days for yours, ok? Pictures will be provided of SOME of it.
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[VanHalener]

Come on you Rothtards!

Just a few days left to get your insane requests in. Something cool has to happen here or this gay ass thread is going to get dumped.
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[VanHalener]

I am off to work with hopes that by the time I return someone will have given me another task worthy of the Roth Army.

I'll be waiting...
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[smaz]

Stick all the furniture in your living room to the cieling....

[SparkieD]

Go out and buy your chick a bunch of new sexy lingerie. She'll know you've been thinking about her and you can reap the benefits.

[thome]

Don't listen to these fine women you best get to dirtying the Fukk out of that house !!crap should be everywhere!! beer bottles in the front yard is ok.

You should have dirty burnt, I can't cook stuff ,in the sink.

You should have dirty socks and clothes in the hampers.

The house should smell like cigars and vomit.

You should have bags of chips in the fridge and the beer in the
cabinet you normally keep the chips in.

Don't shave and be in the same threads you were in when she left.

If she comes home to a clean and shine house she will think you and the boys had some Hookers over and your trying to remove the Hooker evidence!!

Or she will think you don't need her and you can handle everything.

Ok you can be saved lets see.....hmmmm?

Ok Have the boys over just before she gets home tell them to turn this house into a frat house, in twenty minutes.

Or you will recieve good brownie points for the clean house it's been a toss up in my world...?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by thome
Don't listen to these fine women you best get to dirtying the Fukk out of that house !!crap should be everywhere!! beer bottles in the front yard is ok.

You should have dirty burnt, I can't cook stuff ,in the sink.

You should have dirty socks and clothes in the hampers.

The house should smell like cigars and vomit.

You should have bags of chips in the fridge and the beer in the
cabinet you normally keep the chips in.

Don't shave and be in the same threads you were in when she left.

If she comes home to a clean and shine house she will think you and the boys had some Hookers over and your trying to remove the Hooker evidence!!

Or she will think you don't need her and you can handle everything.

Ok you can be saved lets see.....hmmmm?

Ok Have the boys over just before she gets home tell them to turn this house into a frat house, in twenty minutes.

Or you will recieve good brownie points for the clean house it's been a toss up in my world...?

Now this is an option... sure!

If and only IF, you want to let her know that you want a divorce