Where do gays meet at a Van Halen concert

[Steppenwolf]

I really want to know! My boyfriend dumped me for Gary Cherone, that bitch!

[KATYDID'S MINGE]

Well we know where they all meet when they are not at a Van Halen concert: outside of the glory hole where you hang, literally.

[FORD]

Sure you're from Long Island, and not Fire Island, Steppensheep??

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[ELVIS]

Is this the best thread you could pick to waste your time on, FORD ??

I know it has "gay" in the title, but C'mon...

[VanHalener]

All homosexual men can meet up at the Gaygar show and stay there. I hear he is giving away reach arounds before his show, so don't be late.

All homosexual women can meet me at the front entrance one hour prior to the Van Halen shows.

[Dan]

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