Contractually Obligated Birthday Thread
Birthday threads are Ghey, we know.....
But before signing on as a Mod, one Guitar Shark, our resident Attorney at Large, requested [demanded] that 1 [one] birthday thread dedicated to his honor be placed in Non no less than once per anum.
We have now fulfilled that obligation.
If you don't wish to see further litigation befall this fine site, please pass along your Birthday Wishes to the douche......
Happy Beerday, Counselor.
Originally Posted by Kristy
Be it hereby acknowledged that party of the first part wishes party of the second part a Happy Beerday, but shall not be held liable for any arrests or damages resulting from said Beerday celebrations or activities.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
just remember that the song "happy birthday" is licensed by ASCAP, so no singing! (well, unless GS represents you on an hourly basis, in which case, sing away...)
I'll skip the technical mumbo-jumbo:
Happy B-day, GS!
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
Woohoo!
Happy Bufday, counselor!!!
Happy birthday
Roth Army Militia
Happy birthday...
Happy Birthday Sharky ... sustain yourself celebrating.
Last edited by ALinChainz; 10-02-2007 at 03:27 PM.
to the Counselor whose name inspired a car accessory.
Clarence Darrow for your birthday thread:
Trollidillo-T
Happy Birthday G.S.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
I seem to find this pic a bit more approproiate whilst describing Sharky...
Seriously,
Sharky, you're one of the good guys and have been a STELLAR friend to myself for many years now.
Who loves you baby?
Congrats Deddi!!!
I hope you have an epic day and (mushy shit alert) thanks for being such a great friend cos me lubz you!!!
Happy Birthday!!!
- J
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
Have a great day, young man!
I've always had a secret crush on Sharkie. Don't tell him. :p
Same ole song and dance...
Never -EVER- talk to a Lawyer or a Doctor without mentioning a case or some ailment that has befallen you or, "I know this guy" or "this friend of mine," should immediatly follow any introduction of these
-Type- of people.
They LOVE IT.
Happy B-Day,<(you say)..then>" oh your a Lawyer"...(shake hands or in this case pectoral fin). "What is your rulling on the wording of the -Light the Torch- ailment -These Guys- are suffering from, let me put it this way, I know this sentence this guy told me about and it goes like this...
"To be lit when the VH Reunion announcement is made. Of course this is a "Dave Only" torch."
Then try to sway him with a statement of - pic play -style "offence,"This -Dave guy- is actually in a band called Van Halen."
Then just stare at him ...:confused: ...<like that(wait for a reply they love the preasure)
Then just before he responds... counter play,turn your head and yell loudly," blue 37!!! BLUE 37!!!"
Then say..
"The Dave guy in the band sais it's not a reunion it's a new band because one of the founding members is not working for the Van Halen name"
Follow up with, "However Dave is in Van Halen ."
Then ask him if you can get a ruling on this play on words.
Then go back to this:confused:
What an excellent turn of events!
Happy birthday, G...
Twistin' by the pool.
LOL! Thanks guys...
Personally I think I identify most closely with Lionel Hutz.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Welp, if this thread wasn't ghey enough to begin with.....Originally posted by MAX
I seem to find this pic a bit more approproiate whilst describing Sharky...
Seriously,
Sharky, you're one of the good guys and have been a STELLAR friend to myself for many years now.
Who loves you baby?
Congrats Deddi!!!
I hope you have an epic day and (mushy shit alert) thanks for being such a great friend cos me lubz you!!!
Happy Birthday!!!
- J
It's officially Code Pink now.
This was grate™! Very funny!Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Birthday threads are Ghey, we know.....
But before signing on as a Mod, one Guitar Shark, our resident Attorney at Large, requested [demanded] that 1 [one] birthday thread dedicated to his honor be placed in Non no less than once per anum.
We have now fulfilled that obligation.
If you don't wish to see further litigation befall this fine site, please pass along your Birthday Wishes to the douche......
Happy Beerday, Counselor.
Lounge, you are up there in the funny ranks of the all time grates™
By the way...Guitar Shark...Happy Birthday, may the VH torch never be blown out.
I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time. ~Susie Q 2009
Flattery will get you everywhere with me, hun.Originally posted by Susie Q
This was grate™! Very funny!
Lounge, you are up there in the funny ranks of the all time grates™
Oh, screw him......Originally posted by Susie Q
By the way...Guitar Shark...Happy Birthday, may the VH torch never be blown out.
We were talking about us....
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Flattery will get you everywhere with me, hun.
Oh, screw him......
We were talking about us....
Muwhwhahahaha!!:bottle:
Happy birthday!!!
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Shouldn't you be at R&R Fantasy Camp right about now?Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Oh, screw him......
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Shouldn't you be at R&R Fantasy Camp right about now?
It's recess right now, but after that we're having Tapping 101 followed by a short film on Groupies and STD's.
Tonight is beans and franks !!
I knew it!Originally posted by Guitar Shark
LOL! Thanks guys...
Personally I think I identify most closely with Lionel Hutz.
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
I concur.Originally posted by FORD
Be it hereby acknowledged that party of the first part wishes party of the second part a Happy Beerday, but shall not be held liable for any arrests or damages resulting from said Beerday celebrations or activities.
after wiping the birth mark off of gorbichev's headOriginally posted by Nickdfresh
I knew it!
We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl
Whoa, I missed the old coots bday?!
So, sue me!
Happy Belated GS.....Hope all is well in the Pacific Northwest!
I feel like Ive known you since you were in high school--
At this rate, Im gonna live to see your retirement party!
...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....
Borrowing Shark's thread for a shout out to Dave's PA Rental.
Our resident Red Sox mod and member of the baseball hall of fame.
:bottle:
Crap, how'd I miss this?
Happy belated birthday Bob!
Meet us in the future, not the pasture
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