Hey, We Saw Your Mom During Spring Break

[Sarge]

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[Seshmeister]

More like your Dad post op...

[NATEDOG001976]

Nice Gunt!

[Coyote]

Someone should've told "mom" not to go dancing while pregnant...

[sadaist]

My Mom!? Now you understand why I spent 9 months fighting my way outta that thing.

[Matt White]

Vile!!!

[Nitro Express]

It would be really sad if she really was just an ugly 19 year old Freshman.

[Blaze]

That is a dude!

[Little Texan]

The real question here is...

Would Binnie hit it?

[binnie]

Even I have limits.......

[Panamark]

In these cases Binnie limits what bodiliy sections
he would hit !

[Panamark]

I think Mom accidentally grabbed the spiked drink at the bar....

[Diamondjimi]

Looks like "Mom" is a bit of an attention whore...

[Little Texan]

Looks like "Mom" is a bit of an attention whore...

Or just a plain whore!

[binnie]

In these cases Binnie limits what bodiliy sections
he would hit !

Cover her in flour and dive at the wet bit

[Panamark]

Cover her in flour and dive at the wet bit

Just hope she hasnt been hitting the local mexican
food the night before and you are faced with 2
wet spots !

Flip a coin ???

[Ozzy Fudd]

Wow!!! that's somebodys M.I.L.F

[blonddgirl777]

You guys are crazy... L.O.L.
That woman has to be either drunk or plain shameless...

I know this 24'ish girl who told me that wnen she worked as a J.O. at CLUB MED. (a very prestigious all inclusive resort organization), she was simply traumatized by those middle aged clients who would just "let it loos" while on drunk vacation!

[blonddgirl777]

Wow!!! that's somebodys M.I.L.F

Or maybe she's somebody's M. I. A. S. T. F.! ?
(Mother I Am Scared to Fuck)

[blonddgirl777]

More like your Dad post op...

But those boobs don't look fake... Some women do have that "manly" shape!

[Panamark]

Imagine if you were her kid sittin there watching.. lol..

[kwame k]

Imagine if you were her kid sittin there watching.. lol..

That brings up another point. With all these youtube's and everyone having camera phones, there is going to be plenty of embarrassing moments for future Moms and Dads. Can you imagine trying to explain the dangers of.....say smoking Pot and having your kid run across a 15 year old youtube clip of you bong hitting up a storm.

[Panamark]

That brings up another point. With all these youtube's and everyone having camera phones, there is going to be plenty of embarrassing moments for future Moms and Dads. Can you imagine trying to explain the dangers of.....say smoking Pot and having your kid run across a 15 year old youtube clip of you bong hitting up a storm.

Luckily I just missed the proliferation of cams when I was bong storming
away, unless they can go back in time and film it, Im good !
Do you have a couple of vids out there KK ??

[kwame k]

Luckily I just missed the proliferation of cams when I was bong storming
away, unless they can go back in time and film it, Im good !
Do you have a couple of vids out there KK ??

Nope, luckily like you, I was a a generation before that. So all of my bong storming has never been filmed.

Other than that pron I did back in college I'm good. Hey, I was young and needed the money.

[Panamark]

KK has come to clean ze pool !!!

[BITEYOASS]

This is the kind of ugly woman you'd have a friend fuck in order for you and your buddies to get it on with her way hotter younger friends.

[Panamark]

As a much younger man in Northern Queensland in Australia,
I experienced a strange drinking game. Everyone would chip
in $5, hit the two nightclubs in town (this was a country town
population around 60,000) and basically try and pickup the ugliest
chick they could find and have sex with her. The winner
got the money, which was then customarily invested
in a box or two of beer, which the losing participants would help
consume the following day....
They had a name for this contest which escapes
me right now. They loved it !! I never tried to win...

[blonddgirl777]

Luckily I just missed the proliferation of cams when I was bong storming
away, unless they can go back in time and film it, Im good !
Do you have a couple of vids out there KK ??

We had a thread back at the old Army on weed... Some good/funny posts there!

We still have a couple years to think about what we will answer when Jr. asks; "Did you ever smoke weed?" and "Why can't I?"

[kwame k]

We had a thread back at the old Army on weed... Some good/funny posts there!

We still have a couple years to think about what we will answer when Jr. asks; "Did you ever smoke weed?" and "Why can't I?"

If it was back when I joined, you were the first person who walked me through the way to post pictures in threads, always have a soft spot in my heart for you Blondie:0

[hideyoursheep]

Ah, spring....

[Panamark]

We had a thread back at the old Army on weed... Some good/funny posts there!

We still have a couple years to think about what we will answer when Jr. asks; "Did you ever smoke weed?" and "Why can't I?"

Im just gonna teach him how to roll a good joint !
Hopefully he wont bogart his whole stash then

[blonddgirl777]

If it was back when I joined, you were the first person who walked me through the way to post pictures in threads, always have a soft spot in my heart for you Blondie:0

That was a good thread wasn't it?
I remember... You wrote something about lecturing a kid for not rolling a joint properly and we went on with the cleaning of the smoking tools and changing bong water etc...

It was hillarious!

[blonddgirl777]

But seriously... With today's (laced) pot, I really don't know what I'm gonna tell the boy later?

[Dan]

I Feel Sick After Looking At That.

[blonddgirl777]

That's because she looks like she's about to throw up!

[lesfunk]

Jaysus!

[kwame k]

That was a good thread wasn't it?
I remember... You wrote something about lecturing a kid for not rolling a joint properly and we went on with the cleaning of the smoking tools and changing bong water etc...

It was hillarious!

To quote the master, "Those were good times, damn good times"

[bluemustard]

LMFAO!
I love it when you're at a concert and some 60 year old lady starts kicking and dancing like a retard.Best ever.The whole band's vibe murdered..lol..Best when she dances right infront of the stage.

More idiots dancing:

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