I'm fucking freaked out man....
He was looking out the fucking window today....
I wonder if he was thinking about invading poland...
HEIL KITLER!!!
It's the FURRED REICH...
I'm a fucking prisoner of my own home...
He's probably planning to POUNCE and NIMBLE around my counter...
And turn the fucking oven on while i'm sleeping...
And BAM...
My fucking home will turn into fucking Aushiwitz!!!
What should I do... get rid of him???
Or dress him up in a swastika battle dress uniform for Halloween?!?!
Your thoughts???