The Red Rocker going for a boat ride.

[Nitro Express]

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[VanHalener]

That's no life preserver he's wearing.
The front is a feed bag full of cheese bricks and the back is a bladder filled with his pisswater he sells out of Mexico.

Never an attack boat around when you need one

[thome]

I thought this was aboot his yearly Carnival Cruise where he sells a couple thousand tickets to red monkey people, and then gives a concert on board, and all these "Hagarish" fan events are planned.

And my wonderment at the year he sent a message down to the dock moments before launching, "Hey all my red rockers have a great time, I will be somewhere, else, red rock on!"

He didn't even go..LOL!!!!!!

Class Act..?

[Nitro Express]

Actually the YouTube footage shows what Sammy's Red Rocker cruise is like. You don't get a Carnival ship. You get a 15 foot jon boat with an outboard motor with Sammy at the tiller handle. The cheese and piss are included.

[thome]

I bet they get all kinky, all fancied up in drinkietime polyester shirts and red rockker wigs, flashing thier big red baboon asses at each other across the barroom floor while swilling Wabo.

A cruise for the Redcheds. Gotta be awesome