Drunk Australian fined for sex with Cairns parking meter

[Anonymous]

Drunk footballer fined for sex with Cairns parking meter | The Courier-Mail

September 18, 2009 07:54am

A FOOTBALLER has been fined $150 for drunkenly simulating sex with a parking meter in Cairns while shouting ''Yeah baby you know you want it!''.
Rugby league player Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance in which police say he was caught on the kerbside making large pelvic thrust actions and yelling obscenities.

Cairns Magistrates' Court heard passers-by were disgusted at what they saw - and one woman was racially abused by boozed-up Kelly, who was out celebrating the end of the footy season.

For the full story go to cairns.com.au

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Alright, who did it? We have some Aussies here who could, theoretically, have done this, and AT LEAST one New-Zealander who could've done it, and, when busted, claimed to be an Australian just so he could give that country a bad name.

That said, let the "I'd hit that parking meter" or the even more disturbingly "I am a parking meter" shouts begin.

Cheers! :bottle:

[chefcraig]

I wonder when Strother Martin fits into this story.

[Coyote]

making large pelvic thrust actions and yelling obscenities.

Is that the new definition for sex?

[Anonymous]

Apparently, yeah.

Which means I lost my virginity when I was two.

Don't quite remember her, though. Or what.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Nonetheless, it's a bullshit definition.

The guy should've just sought out the prozzas...

[Anonymous]

Boy, Mondays are really hard, eh C.?



Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Boy, Mondays are really hard, eh C.?



Cheers! :bottle:

I blame a lack of sex, er, sleep. What's your excuse? :tongue0011:

[Anonymous]

Why, too much sex, er... I mean, sleep. NO! Sex ! I mean sex! Too much. Yeah, that's it.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Drunk footballer fined for sex with Cairns parking meter | The Courier-Mail

September 18, 2009 07:54am

A FOOTBALLER has been fined $150 for drunkenly simulating sex with a parking meter in Cairns while shouting ''Yeah baby you know you want it!''.
Rugby league player Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance in which police say he was caught on the kerbside making large pelvic thrust actions and yelling obscenities.

Cairns Magistrates' Court heard passers-by were disgusted at what they saw - and one woman was racially abused by boozed-up Kelly, who was out celebrating the end of the footy season.

For the full story go to cairns.com.au

=====

Alright, who did it? We have some Aussies here who could, theoretically, have done this, and AT LEAST one New-Zealander who could've done it, and, when busted, claimed to be an Australian just so he could give that country a bad name.

That said, let the "I'd hit that parking meter" or the even more disturbingly "I am a parking meter" shouts begin.

Cheers! :bottle:

How Dare You Bring Up If It Was A New Zealander.

[Coyote]

Oh, let him count the ways...

[FORD]

For some reason I can't get a certain Beatles song out of my head......

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Even though that was about shagging a meter MAID, not the meter itself!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Eagerly awaiting P-Mark's comments on this one...

[Seshmeister]

Once he gets released...

[Anonymous]

How Dare You Bring Up If It Was A New Zealander.

What, couldn't have been?

Or maybe... oh man, sorry about that D-Man. I just blew your cover, didn't I?

:tongue0011:

Cheers! :bottle: