Dystonia a result of a flu vaccine

[Dr. Love]

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Sad story

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fucking hilarious remix. I'll save us all seats in hell.

[Seshmeister]

Thats the funniest parody of vaccine stories I've ever seen.

Here's another early flu vaccine result...

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[Seshmeister]

Oh and now the science bit...

1) There are apparently zero cases of dystonia related to vaccines in the medical literature.

2) There are about 300,000 cases of primary dystonia in the US and Canada.

3) If I was to receive my flu shot each and every year and at some point in time randomly develop dystonia there is a 1/36.5 chance that I would develop dystonia within 10 days of getting the flu shot.

4) If we were to assume that 10&#37; of the US population receives the flu shot (total guess) in any given year, and that people who develop dystonia are as likely to get the flu shot as those who don't, then 10% of patients who develop dystonia therefore recieve the flu shot the year they develop dystonia. That would be 30,000 who received the flu shot the same year that they developed dystonia. Statistically, more than 800 would be expected to develop dystonia within 10 days of getting the flu shot.

Even fucking Fox debunked it...

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[Coyote]

Right, and Fox News is a reliable source of info...

[Dr. Love]

It was all just an excuse to post the remix.

[sadaist]

Finally Elaine has a dancing partner.


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And that cheerleader is still better than any piece of ass I've gotten in the last few years.

[Susie Q]

OMG, I feel durty cause I'm laughing so hard. :0

[ELVIS]

Take a bath!!!

[Susie Q]

Take a bath!!!

[Anonymous]

Nevermind, read it wrong.

Cheers! :bottle: