Hello, douche nozzles.
I have neither the time nor the interest to wade through the dreck and mundane I've missed in my absence......
Give me your Top 3 Highlights, if you will.....
Both here, and in your own world.
Yes, I'm back dipshits.
Hello, douche nozzles.
I have neither the time nor the interest to wade through the dreck and mundane I've missed in my absence......
Give me your Top 3 Highlights, if you will.....
Both here, and in your own world.
Yes, I'm back dipshits.
Originally Posted by Kristy
1- Trolls
2- Trolls
3- And more Trolls getting the runs all over perfectly good threads...
Welcome back Kipper!
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Let's see....ButtFag has been banned for the 10th time.....Andy Taylor still loves young boys, Gar is still an idiot and Diamondjimi and I have recently been discovered as the same person.......nothing to see here, move on!
Having said all that, missed you bro!
P.S. You're still an asshole
Last edited by kwame k; 11-06-2009 at 12:09 AM.
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
About fucking time.
w/b
Sheep Pen Still Needs 1.664 Posts To Get To 20,000 Posts.
Ed And Al Van Halen Have New Cars.
It's Fucking Spring Time In New Zealand.
BTW....Hope All Is Well With You.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Pretty much nailed it....1- Trolls
2- Trolls
3- And more Trolls getting the runs all over perfectly good threads...
Welcome back Kipper!
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Hello, douche nozzles.
I have neither the time nor the interest to wade through the dreck and mundane I've missed in my absence......
Give me your Top 3 Highlights, if you will.....
Both here, and in your own world.
Yes, I'm back dipshits.
Do I know you?
"Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've got him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back."
~Douche nozzle~
Last edited by VanHalener; 11-06-2009 at 05:37 AM.
~Only you can prevent low volume~
Sensible Shoes has returned under a slightly modified user name.
And in the avalanche of aforementioned trolls, I thought that she was one and I yelled at her.
Color me embarrassed....
Oh...and Joe Thunder is posting again. Did you know he'll be heading to Vancouver in January to start laying down tracks for the new VH album?
THIS IS THE BREAKING NEWS WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
I don't see how the rest of you pricks could have left that out when updating Lounge as to the goings on 'round here....
Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.
Don't be embarrassed. I was impersonating a troll.
Oh dear.
Hmmm troll bannings are up but a few key targets continue to be elusive...
I woke up another day... was able to attain an upright position despite age taking it's best shot...
Key highlight... the return of Shoes.
In honor of another season of Survivor... we've voted Bueno Bob off the island for creating his Dumbass Girl Alliance!!
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
And Shoes made a comeback.
IRL, I'm officially a music student, also building a guitar later this year
and I almost got my ass kicked for talking to another man's woman (we were all drunk at the time, so that was later settled).
Grate year so far...
Last edited by Coyote; 11-06-2009 at 08:36 AM.
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
Oh I can't wait to hear about this.
Wot an attention whore... who the hell starts an "I'm back" thread?Hello, douche nozzles.
I have neither the time nor the interest to wade through the dreck and mundane I've missed in my absence......
Give me your Top 3 Highlights, if you will.....
Both here, and in your own world.
Yes, I'm back dipshits.
Cheers! :bottle:
Um.....me?
Right on the tail of the new Winger release
The place just hasn't been the same without ya.
Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.Originally posted by rustoffa
Three words. WE WERE THERE.
Here's Bueno Bob working under his Evil Russell alias...
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Welcome back dude...
But here's a secret...
I'm about to embark on a life-changing spiritual journey, so I won't be around...
You finally converted to Islam?Welcome back dude...
But here's a secret...
I'm about to embark on a life-changing spiritual journey, so I won't be around...
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
I bet it's a sex-change operation.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
So now he really will be "Elvira"?
Well, sex would be a nice change for him......
1. Dealing with bureaucratic dunderheads, absurd amounts of paperwork and a series of ultimately pointless interviews and evaluations, all in the apparently vain attempt to switch departments working for this city on the shores of the Land Of Nod.
2. Sold off most of my instruments, so now I'm down to my Explorer bass, an acoustic, a beat to death Fender Strat, a few keyboards and that ghastly 4 track I've had for years. And at this point, I don't feel like making music with any of 'em.
3. The housing market here has actually gotten worse, so it looks like I'll be keeping the house for yet another year, at least.
And that, embarrassingly enough, is the good news.
You?
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
No...You finally converted to Islam?
Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior and it's time for God to take me to a much higher level...
Why does God need to take you there?No...
Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior and it's time for God to take me to a much higher level...
Did he not create you with all the tools and free will to get there yourself?
Never understood that logic.
It's always "God's plan" or the "work of the devil"
Good luck making it to higher ground, though. Send a postcard, will ya?
Why does God need to take you there?
Because I want what God wants for my life...
Did he not create you with all the tools and free will to get there yourself?
He gives us individual gifts and free will...
Never understood that logic.
He want's us to turn to Him...
It's always "God's plan" or the "work of the devil"
God's plan for us is life to the fullest. There is no other way...
Good luck making it to higher ground, though. Send a postcard, will ya?
Sure!
Okay.
Because I want what God wants for my life...
How exactly will you know what God wants for your life?
I'm not being a ball-busting smartass, either.
And what if you misunderstand the message?
What if He wants you to serve in Afghanistan.......or Detroit?
I would go...
But, you will know what God wants for your life by asking Jesus Christ into your heart and to be the Lord of your life, sincerely and seriously. The full realization of that means to put down the reigns and let God be the supreme commander and authority of your entire existance. That seems like quite a lot, and I understand that. I used to think that was impossible...
Learn and study the Word of God. The Bible says to study diligently, which means: by persevering, painstaking effort...
That is my main short tearm goal, meaning formally...
I love God and he has changed my life. Now I must commit to be the best I can in order to know without a doubt what He wants, or has in store for my life...
-Righteous-
Sorry to change the subject....
My friend posted this on my facebook page while you were gone.
My other friend sent me this lovely picture while you were gone. She's such a considerate friend.
Last edited by VanHalener; 11-06-2009 at 05:05 PM.
Sounds like a cult have got a hold of you.I would go...
But, you will know what God wants for your life by asking Jesus Christ into your heart and to be the Lord of your life, sincerely and seriously. The full realization of that means to put down the reigns and let God be the supreme commander and authority of your entire existance. That seems like quite a lot, and I understand that. I used to think that was impossible...
Learn and study the Word of God. The Bible says to study diligently, which means: by persevering, painstaking effort...
That is my main short tearm goal, meaning formally...
I love God and he has changed my life. Now I must commit to be the best I can in order to know without a doubt what He wants, or has in store for my life...
Pull yourself together!
I understand that thought as well...
This IS how to pull myself together!
So you're becoming a pilot?No...
Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior and it's time for God to take me to a much higher level...
The Jewish zombie cult are selling you knowledge of the unknowable without any evidence.
That's not worth throwing your life away over, what a terrible waste.
Check out this thread again from the start and have a wee think.
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/non-v...sus-story.html
If one more person in my circle of acquaintances finds Jesus, I'm gonna have to shoot myself.
Hope not.......
Riiight...Is part of "God's plan" for you to stop being a racist douche?
And welcome back, Kipper...
When people ask me if I have found Jesus I reply, "I didn't know he was lost?", stops 'em dead in their tracks
It's easy enough to find Jesus. He posts on this board all the time.
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