Sherlock Holmes: AWESOME

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  • GAR
    Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 10871

    Sherlock Holmes: AWESOME

    Saw Sherlock Holmes with Jude Law and the other guy. Not my favorite actor but of course, very good.

    In this role he plays Dr. Watson.. perfectly.

    It's alot more like the paperbacks, unlike the serials with Basil Rathbone where you see the villain crouching around the corners during the pursuit the whole show and then he's caught, and the reveal comes down like "this is what occurred when you were at the lady's house, and how the knife was blue and because the sky is blue you did it - arrest him" kinda end-of-story assembly.

    This is a great movie: people died, people got stabbed and shot, but not like gore-for-gores'-sake kinda thing (see my review of that shitty Avatar flick).

    I'm not the one for gratuitous violence, and in this pic sure there's explosions and fighting and all that but it's sensible and I don't recall any fucking filthy language, so this pic gets high ratings on the GAR meter for date-freindly movies!

    Okay, now for those naysayers who might think, Hey waitaminnit, I know the story from the Rathbone serials on TV, or we had to read some of that in school.. well, those flicks weren't in color for one. Two, this is more 19th century London than you really wished to know so it's period-heavy: great visuals done really well and with todays modern special effects, it blows DOORS off Avatar.

    We go to movies to enjoy a story, not for tech-gaping at some BlueNAKED's fucking blue BUNGHOLES dancing around.. compared to Sherlock Holmes side-by-side, Avatar sucks I give it a 3 of 10.

    [x] XLNT script, well-drawn out drama, appropriate character dialogues
    [x] XLNT cast, not that this flick really needed hidollar name-recognition at this point (who's heard of Jude Law and the other guy, compared to Sherlock Holmes?)
    [x] XLNT direction, either going back to work initiated Madonna kicking director Guy Ritchie out of the nest, or she give him the boot and now he's working again - who knows - but he did a really good job.

    Maybe being the house-hubby of a lunatic gave him enough time to think up exactly how to set this thing up and move it thru the story, cuz it shows alot of thought and it's a killer flick. Go see!

    8 of 10 IMO, not perfect but closer to the book than previously done.
  • GAR
    Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 10871

    #2
    Before I see shit replys about Robert Downey Jr., let me just say that there is some comedy, irony, and intellectual wry humor here that it takes a great straightman to make the gags work: and that's Jude Law's effort not Downey.

    Downey plays the clown in real life. I've heard about enough of his exploits in real life - so what effort is it for him to play Sherlock?

    The Sherlock in the book is an alcoholic, cocaine addict with an experience range in pharmaecuticals more in the David Lee Roth realm of things, as is the Robert Downey Jr. in the real-life realm. So in my mind when I heard he won the role of Holmes my initial thought was "gee, how poignant."

    And then at the last minute, I let Lefty choose the movie and was surprised she chose this one!

    I knew it had a chance to flop with Downey in it, but how really good Law is, would be to understate things. Jude Law makes it work.

    Expect this pairing to be the next franchise to crop up, if Downey can stay off the dope. Can't wait for the next one and probably go see this one again myself..

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    • sadaist
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jul 2004
      • 11625

      #3
      Originally posted by GAR
      Before I see shit replys about Robert Downey Jr.

      Not sure what you mean about that. I happen to really like Robert Downey Jr. I liked him in his early stuff of his career and I am very happy he has recently straightened his life out and gotten a huge career boost. Hopefully he is being wise with this career jump right now. It reminds me of a while back with Nick Cage...Con Air, The Rock, Face Off, etc... Have to capitalize while you are the hot item.
      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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      • Dan
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12194

        #4
        So Who Pays For The Tickets,You Or Your BoyFriend?
        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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        • Terry
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 11957

          #5
          The whole biz looks like too much CGI (and, from the commercials, pretty bad-looking CGI) to induce me...plus the over-the-top tv commercial blitz has turned me off...plus Jude Law sucks...plus McAdams doesn't show her bush or boobs...

          Downey has done a lot of good work, but he's also done a fair amount of work where he's been the best thing going in a film that otherwise was average-to-poor.

          Pass.
          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #6
            Originally posted by Terry
            plus McAdams doesn't show her bush or boobs...


            Pass.

            Damn, that girl is one perfectly beautiful piece of art. I watched The Notebook 3 times just to gawk at her.
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • Terry
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 11957

              #7
              Originally posted by sadaist
              Damn, that girl is one perfectly beautiful piece of art. I watched The Notebook 3 times just to gawk at her.
              She IS pretty fucking hot.
              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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              • GAR
                Banned
                • Jan 2004
                • 10871

                #8
                Without giving too much away they do end up fucking: but you figure out they just had at it before the scene, they don't show anything of the sort. So no nudity, no macking, no making-out or that sort of stuff.

                A family-friendly flick.

                Dan back on Ignore User: because you're rude and because you cuntribute NOTHING absolutely nothing, never ever.

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                • Kristy
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 16338

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dan
                  So Who Pays For The Tickets,You Or Your BoyFriend?

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                  • GAR
                    Banned
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10871

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Terry
                    The whole biz looks like too much CGI

                    Pass.
                    This one's about the story, I tell you. There's not many scenes with CGI, but if you've seen the trailer with the slo-mo fisticuffs scene that's about the heaviest it gets.

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21888

                      #11
                      Originally posted by GAR
                      Dan back on Ignore User: because you're rude and because you cuntribute NOTHING absolutely nothing, never ever.
                      Hmmm....funny you should say that.

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                      • Candy Girl

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GAR
                        Without giving too much away they do end up fucking: but you figure out they just had at it before the scene, they don't show anything of the sort. So no nudity, no macking, no making-out or that sort of stuff.

                        A family-friendly flick.

                        Dan back on Ignore User: because you're rude and because you cuntribute NOTHING absolutely nothing, never ever.


                        *cough, cough, cough* windowlicker

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49203

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sadaist
                          Not sure what you mean about that. I happen to really like Robert Downey Jr. I liked him in his early stuff of his career and I am very happy he has recently straightened his life out and gotten a huge career boost. Hopefully he is being wise with this career jump right now. It reminds me of a while back with Nick Cage...Con Air, The Rock, Face Off, etc... Have to capitalize while you are the hot item.
                          I've always thought Downey was a cut above other actors and I think was described perfectly as "the thinking man's actions hero" in a recent MSN review of the film. He's one of the few American actors entrusted to pull off a British accent while UK and Irish actors routinely do an American accent believably if not perfectly. While that sounds trite, I think the genuinely talented actors like Downey and Depp become separated from the pretty boy lite-weights with polish and sophistication whereas a lot of American male actors come off as buffoonish or stunted...

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                          • Terry
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 11957

                            #14
                            Originally posted by sadaist
                            Damn, that girl is one perfectly beautiful piece of art. I watched The Notebook 3 times just to gawk at her.

                            Is The Notebook worth checking out on strictly a plot-level; is it a decent story/flick, or it is more or less only useful for shucking out a fresh batch while watching McAdams getting pooned?
                            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                            • Terry
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11957

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sadaist
                              Not sure what you mean about that. I happen to really like Robert Downey Jr. I liked him in his early stuff of his career and I am very happy he has recently straightened his life out and gotten a huge career boost. Hopefully he is being wise with this career jump right now. It reminds me of a while back with Nick Cage...Con Air, The Rock, Face Off, etc... Have to capitalize while you are the hot item.

                              Yeah, but in the case of Cage, it was kind of a shame that "capitalize" to him only went as far as going wherever the money was for a LOT of those post-Leaving Las Vegas films, regardless of content.

                              I mean, however much he got paid for that slab of shit Ghost Rider, it was both too much AND not enough, you know?

                              Matchstick Men was pretty darn good, though.
                              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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