Who's Next??

[DaveIsKing]

If any of my ROTH BROTHERS have been paying attention to my destruction of the Spamsters (two just last night), then I have a little poll for ya!

Thanks to: Pete and thefive for setting the tables up, I got to slam dunk that punk bitch KidVegas and tjvhou812 last night after my upset of the great HitchBRAIN recently. And yes, even HITCH acknowledges the brilliance of DAVEISKING now. (Hell, we even get along a little now...scary huh?)

Enough of the bullshit... check out the poll.

[pete]

I think we have a winner!!

fuck the poll, check this out

Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
I like grilled spam with double cheese on it while I listen to VH 1 and wish Sammy was in there all along.

LOL

SPAMBURGERS IN PARADISE

[DaveIsKing]

Oh shit!

This turkey has to be cooked.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Arent they all the same fucking person?!

[DaveIsKing]

It is scary to think that there are actually Spammy fanS out there.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Sound familiar?! "I like Dave, but he's washed up now and Sammy is the man.......but I do like Dave" Then a few posts later it's "Dave is a fag, he's bald etc." These guys are so fuckin' predictable. It's fun toying with them though.........

[DaveIsKing]

Yeah, they obviously are possessed by Chester Cheetah.

THE CHEEZIER THE BETTER.

[Bob_R]

EVH FANATIC! Ha, don't make me laugh! I was a Van Halen fan when you were in the 2nd, 3rd grade moron.

Most of the posters here have to grow up and accept that DLR is not in VH anymore. Hasn't been for pushing 20 years now. And, it's his own fault that he hasn't been able to get back in.

If he'd stop looking in the mirror long enough and grow the fuck up he could get back to legendary status. Putting out an album with 5 covers out of 13 tunes is not going to cut it.

For now he'll have to be content palying amusement parks, carnivals, and people's birthday parties because he put himself in the position he's in.

Like Hagar said in 2002, he's back in the gutter again. LOL!

Accept it children and move on. I personally feel that there is a 'slight' chance that he'll be back. If this tour isn't as successful as planned. That remains to be seen.

But, don't exactly hold your breath. That's all for now "Dave only fans".

A real VH fan digs ALL eras of VH!

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Arent they all the same fucking person?!

No. Those people are called 'real' VH fans.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
No. Those people are called 'real' VH fans.

a.k.a. jack-offs who wear sandals.

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by Coyote
a.k.a. jack-offs who wear sandals.

Personally, I wear assless chaps.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Hey EVH thanks for letting me know what a "real" Van Halen fan is...........don't know what we would all do without you! By the way, before you say another word about Dave's ego, take a look at your fat hero! He constantly talks(and Lies) about how huge his career was WITHOUT Van Halen.........how much better he is than Dave...........how much more Van Hagar has sold than classic VH(HA HA)..........The version of the band with Dave is a COMPLETELY difeerent band than it is with Sam. I'm sure you think Ed;s best work came AFTER the six pack right?! ANd ya know what? When Dave looks in the mirror he can say "I'm looking at a legend".......Sam can say "I rode on the coattails of a legend, and no one's gonna remember me in 25 years"

[Coyote]

OK, sheep in wolf's clothing then.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Like Hagar said in 2002, he's back in the gutter again. LOL!




First off, If you are a Dave fan as well, you wouldnt be laughing at a comment about him "being in the gutter". By the way how was Spammy's career doing post VH? Damn typical..........it's the same pattern with all these sheep isnt it? "I love both eras" followed by "Dave's in the gutter, he's balding etc." LMAO

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Hey EVH thanks for letting me know what a "real" Van Halen fan is...........don't know what we would all do without you! By the way, before you say another word about Dave's ego, take a look at your fat hero! He constantly talks(and Lies) about how huge his career was WITHOUT Van Halen.........how much better he is than Dave...........how much more Van Hagar has sold than classic VH(HA HA)..........The version of the band with Dave is a COMPLETELY difeerent band than it is with Sam. I'm sure you think Ed;s best work came AFTER the six pack right?! ANd ya know what? When Dave looks in the mirror he can say "I'm looking at a legend".......Sam can say "I rode on the coattails of a legend, and no one's gonna remember me in 25 years"

Have you read any of my posts ever? When did I say Sambo was my hero? Hagar's an asshole. What the fuck do you want me to do about it?

You cats started with me. Not the other way around.

Sarcasm is just another service I offer.

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by Coyote
OK, sheep in wolf's clothing then.

I thought I provided you with a quick, witty comeback. No need to get hurt.

You people kill me. The fans who are fans of all eras are fake. But, the ones that "only" like Dave VH are the real ones.

Now, that makes perfect sense.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I'll tell you this you're no HIna.....at least that fucker is somewhat funny at times. Keep working at it, you'll get there! And I repeat..........Your FAT HERO!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
I thought I provided you with a quick, witty comeback. No need to get hurt.

Who's hurt? Just raggin' on ya, dude.

[lms]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC

For now he'll have to be content palying amusement parks, carnivals, and people's birthday parties because he put himself in the position he's in.

I personally feel that there is a 'slight' chance that he'll be back. If this tour isn't as successful as planned. That remains to be seen.

But, don't exactly hold your breath. That's all for now "Dave only fans".

A real VH fan digs ALL eras of VH!

At $100,000 a pop, he is quite satisfied.

:0 IF the tour is not a big success? Whatever.

True VH fans associate at the Links. This is a Dave site!

And as a true Dave fan we are not holding our breath becase we know that Dave is always up to something, and unlike that lame ass shit Van Hagar put out after their six year absence, what ever Dave has cooking will be worth the wait.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Coyote
Who's hurt? Just raggin' on ya, dude.

The Hagaritas are VERY sensitive after listening to those 4 easy listening albums for so many years............

[thefive]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing

Thanks to: Pete and thefive for setting the tables up, I got to slam dunk that punk bitch KidVegas and tjvhou812 last night after my upset of the great HitchBRAIN recently.

Now what did I do to get a thanks?
I do not remember.

[Bill Lumbergh]

"thefive with an assist......."

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I'll tell you this you're no HIna.....at least that fucker is somewhat funny at times. Keep working at it, you'll get there! And I repeat..........Your FAT HERO!

Whatever.

[Bill Lumbergh]

.

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
The Hagaritas are VERY sensitive after listening to those 4 easy listening albums for so many years............

Whatever you say "Rain Man"

[thefive]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC


If he'd stop looking in the mirror long enough and grow the fuck up he could get back to legendary status. Putting out an album with 5 covers out of 13 tunes is not going to cut it.

Like Hagar said in 2002, he's back in the gutter again. LOL!

Hey dipshit read my quotes on my account. The first one especially.
Read what the writer says about Van Halen and growing up.

Second Nobody listens to Hagar because they know what type of character he has. This is other musicians. Sam slammed Dave in the press for 17 years before he even met the guy. That is some shitty character.

So you go and look up to a guy with no character.

[Bob_R]

Is that a pic that represents the attendance at Roth concerts?

[thefive]

d

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by thefive
Hey dipshit read my quotes on my account. The first one especially.
Read what the writer says about Van Halen and growing up.

Second Nobody listens to Hagar because they know what type of character he has. This is other musicians. Sam slammed Dave in the press for 17 years before he even met the guy. That is some shitty character.

So you go and look up to a guy with no character.

Fuck off five you pissant!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Whatever you say "Rain Man"

Wow I'm sure you were so proud of yourself when you thought that up! So original!!! Let's see what I can come up with.......Poo Poo head! HA HA See I can do it too!

[thefive]

Posting again so my quotes on my account will show up.

[thefive]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Fuck off five you pissant!

Now were getting personal.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by thefive
Now were getting personal.

LOL and earlier he was saying how personal WE were getting......

[gothqueen]

We should take the Spammy fans and bash their heads together. LOL!

[Bill Lumbergh]

They'd probably enjoy that...... after all arent all Van Hagar fans masochists? They listen to those horrible songs every day!

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Wow I'm sure you were so proud of yourself when you thought that up! So original!!! Let's see what I can come up with.......Poo Poo head! HA HA See I can do it too!

I'm just trying to reach a specific post count and then I get a free set of steak knives Raymond.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
EVH FANATIC! Ha, don't make me laugh! I was a Van Halen fan when you were in the 2nd, 3rd grade moron.

Most of the posters here have to grow up and accept that DLR is not in VH anymore. Hasn't been for pushing 20 years now. And, it's his own fault that he hasn't been able to get back in.

If he'd stop looking in the mirror long enough and grow the fuck up he could get back to legendary status. Putting out an album with 5 covers out of 13 tunes is not going to cut it.

For now he'll have to be content palying amusement parks, carnivals, and people's birthday parties because he put himself in the position he's in.

Like Hagar said in 2002, he's back in the gutter again. LOL!

Accept it children and move on. I personally feel that there is a 'slight' chance that he'll be back. If this tour isn't as successful as planned. That remains to be seen.

But, don't exactly hold your breath. That's all for now "Dave only fans".

A real VH fan digs ALL eras of VH!

So, you wanna stick your head in the hornet's nest, dipshit??

First of all, I don't care if you are so old you remember the Lincoln administration.

Secondly, you obviously think that you have some "wit" about you which is hilarious in and of itself.

What you have is delusions of adequacy. Your age or rank won't save you from getting your ass delivered to you by DaveIsKing. See, I would explain it you, but your little pissant brain would explode and make an awful mess.

Here's a tip for ya: A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FOOT.

Now, for DaveIsKing, I have destroyed more Spamsters than you have hemorrhoids and age spots. So, enjoy the sunshine while its still light outside, and don't go around dicking with what you can't handle.

-Courtesy of DaveIsKing©

[pete]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
I thought I provided you with a quick, witty comeback. No need to get hurt.

You people kill me. The fans who are fans of all eras are fake. But, the ones that "only" like Dave VH are the real ones.

Now, that makes perfect sense.

that's like saying you can like "The Stones" and "Shaun Cassidy"

It doesn't happen

real VH FAN?

Roflmao

[pete]

Originally posted by gothqueen
We should take the Spammy fans and bash their heads together. LOL!

All those sammy fans this summer in one place.

Call "The Guiness Book"!!!

Ed and Hagar are going for biggest fruit salad!

[lms2]

Speaking of Guiness Book-three midgets want to get into the Guiness Book of World Recors, so the first lilttle guy tels the others, "hey, my arms are pretty short", so he goes to head office and comes back with the record for shortest arms. The second midget sees that wasn't so hard, and his legs are pretty short, so off he goes. Comes back with a big smile, holding the record for shortest legs. The third midget deciding he can't be left out admits that his penis is pretty tiny...so off he goes to the head office. Comes back with a puzzled look on his face and says, "Who the hell is Spammy Haygar anyway?