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Sammy Hagar is officially BACK!
Coming soon to a city near you in 2004!
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Was bette Midler not available or something? -
Um...Sarge...
Who is Bette Midler?"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..Um...Sarge...
Who is Bette Midler?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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Ahhh...I see..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Who is Eddie Van Halen?Comment
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The bot isn't trained to answer that one?Comment
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who cares, let them reuinteWe're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in ChernobylComment
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you won't be able to pay me to go see them. you know the sad part is I wouldn't mind seeing hagar by himself.We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in ChernobylComment
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Officially?
As in a fat sad trailer trash AOR used car salesman fan of a flatulent sack of cunt posts on the internet it is under the guise of a washed up bitter yesterdays man alcoholic legless lying guitarist 'offical'.
Okdokie.
Cheers!
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LMAO!Originally posted by Seshmeister
As in a fat sad trailer trash AOR used car salesman fan of a flatulent sack of cunt posts on the internet it is under the guise of a washed up bitter yesterdays man alcoholic legless lying guitarist 'offical'.
"Whatever happens... happens."
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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Say it isn't so!Comment
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it isn't soComment
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