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  • sparklefarts
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Aug 2010
    • 2

    Howdy

    Just joined a bit a go, been browsing, digging the vibe here so far, so I am saying, "Hi."
  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1267

    #2
    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi sparklefarts! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • sparklefarts
      Roth Army Recruit
      • Aug 2010
      • 2

      #3
      haha thanks.

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      • Sensible Shoes
        Full Member Status

        • Oct 2009
        • 4650

        #4
        Is it Gar?

        Oh dear.

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 58755

          #5
          Wouldn't surprise me. Too many people have his ass on ignore. He needs a new aliASS to get attention.
          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

          Justice Democrats


          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • GAR
            Banned
            • Jan 2004
            • 10849

            #6
            Hi, I'm new here too!

            WELCOME

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            • Diamondjimi
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2004
              • 12086

              #7
              Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
              Is it Gar?
              BINGO!

              Nails it!
              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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              • Sensible Shoes
                Full Member Status

                • Oct 2009
                • 4650

                #8
                Just the name sparklefarts brings up disturbing images. I mean, what's sparkling? Glitter? Tiny microbes of shit? It's kind of digusting either way.

                Oh dear.

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                • hambon4lif
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2810

                  #9
                  It's the immediate backfire after Elton John bends him over the library counter and fucks him in the ass.....

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                  • jhale667
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 20929

                    #10
                    Originally posted by conmee
                    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                    That is all.

                    Icon.
                    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                    Originally posted by Isaac R.
                    Then it's really true??:eek:

                    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                    Originally posted by eddie78
                    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                    • Guitar Shark
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7576

                      #11
                      Please let the mods deal with who is or isn't GAR so that every thread doesn't get sidetracked.
                      ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                      Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                      Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                      • Va Beach VH Fan
                        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 17913

                        #12
                        He's clean...
                        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                        • diamondsgirl
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 7546

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                          He's clean...
                          and sparkly
                          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                          • Little Texan
                            Full Member Status

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 4579

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                            He's clean...
                            He must have wiped, then!

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                            • Diamondjimi
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2004
                              • 12086

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
                              Hi sparklefarts! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.
                              There ya go farts. Your first siggy...
                              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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