Footage of my band playing Thin Lizzy's "Cold Sweat"

[ELVIS]

Nice Ric though...

I have a mid '80s midnight blue lefty 4001 with black hardware...

[Cato]

are you always wearing the same t-shirt Mr B?

I have a mid '80s black 4003 with chrome hardware...

oh yes. ELVIS is rude as usual.

[ELVIS]

Shaddup before I break out the Jap jokes...

[Mr Badguy]

Hey, come on, Elvis, Ozzy never had to play the bass while he sang it.

And yes, Cato, I have one T shirt.

Later I took it off but noone wants to see that.

[Seshmeister]

The main riff is wrong...I played it like that when I was 16...

Oh please enlighten us oh Crown Prince of the Bedroom Guitarists.

You mean the last three chords I take it.

It's near enough and a pretty good effort I thought.

Zack Wylde made a pretty good living not being able to play it note perfect for many years.

[Seshmeister]

Jesus I just reminded myself of how much I fucking hate Zack Wylde...

[Mr Badguy]

No, I totally understand.

I used to sit and watch Jake play Randy's stuff and get pissed when he played it all wrong.

The good thing is that the general public know jack shit!

They only care whether they like something or not, and on Friday the joint was rockin'.

[Kristy]

Here is "Bark at the moon" from our gig on Friday night!

Is your drummer on Valium? He looks so relaxed.

[Kristy]

He's also not a bad looking guy.

[Nitro Express]

He's also not a bad looking guy.

Drummers have big hard sticks and pound with rythm.

[ELVIS]

Zack Wylde made a pretty good living not being able to play it note perfect for many years.

I could have done a bit better, I think anyway...

[Seshmeister]

Drummers have big hard sticks and pound with rythm.

I always thought it was needlessly cruel to make the word rhythm so difficult to spell for those people.

[Seshmeister]

I could have done a bit better, I think anyway...

Wondering about why he annoys me so much I think it is that he is so fucking crude.

It's like the Rothism of how you play music you don't work it.

I guess it wouldn't matter if it wasn't for his illustrious predecessors.

[Seshmeister]

He's also not a bad looking guy.

We should try and set you guys up.

With his cheery disposition he could lighten your mood...

[Seshmeister]

I could have done a bit better, I think anyway...

I do the same but not in earshot.

A few months ago I was watching a bar band where the guy was doing a Steve Vai song pretty much note for note and it came to a bit and I said 'watch now he will fuck this bit up. He can't do it. No way. SEE. I told you. Hah. Fucking idiot.'

I said all this without being able to play the rest of it half as well as he had done and I was being a dickhead. I guess the difference is that I would never ever have been so rude as to say it to his face. When you post on the internet that is what you are doing but without the balls basically.