This Just In!

[ELVIS]

As oil prices top $100 and the middle east explodes with crisis after crisis, the Obama administration changes it's stance on gay marriage!!!

HIP HIP HOORAY!!!

What a lack of judgement by the leader of what was once the free world...

[ELVIS]

[FORD]

Look at it this way..... how many segments of the economy could get at least a temporary boost from a bunch of weddings (gay or otherwise)?

Wedding planners, florists, jewelry stores, tuxedo and dress shops, caterers, etc.

Seems like a sensible move to me.

[ELVIS]

Maybe you'll be able to tie the knot someday...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Maybe you'll be able to tie the knot someday...

DON'T WAIT TILL 13-13-13, cause that's unlucky (and a little gay) .......

[chefcraig]

Look at it this way..... how many segments of the economy could get at least a temporary boost from a bunch of weddings (gay or otherwise)?

Seems like a sensible move to me.

At least it worked on an episode of the Simpsons. Maybe it's where Alex Van Halen got the idea to become a minister. (Though I suspect he did it to somehow pick up chicks.)

[Kristy]

Maybe you'll be able to tie the knot someday...

Hear that? Must be another bed pan calling your name.

[Diamondjimi]

Hear that? Must be another bed pan calling your name.

Ooo, SNAP!

[Seshmeister]

I thought this thread was going to be about Elvis's dick and an inflatable Sarah Palin...

[FORD]

[ELVIS]

Is that the sophisticated european humor i've heard about ??

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Is that the sophisticated european humor i've heard about ??

yes

[kwame k]

I thought this thread was going to be about Elvis's dick and an inflatable Sarah Palin...

Not till they're married because that would be a sin to do it before

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Not till they're married because that would be a sin to do it before

11-11-11...

[kwame k]

What's the proper gifting etiquette for a blow up bride?