she jumped the cow...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_germany_jumping_cow

LAUFEN, Germany – When Regina Mayer's parents dashed her hopes of getting a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old didn't sit in her room and sulk. Instead, she turned to a cow called Luna to make her riding dreams come true.
Hours of training, and tons of treats, cajoling and caresses later, the results are impressive: not only do the two regularly go on long rides through the southern German countryside, they do jumps over a makeshift hurdle of beer crates and painted logs.
"She thinks she's a horse," the golden-haired Mayer joked on a recent sunny afternoon as she sat atop the impassive brown-and-white, grass-munching cow.

[chefcraig]

"She thinks she's a horse," the golden-haired Mayer joked...

No, you fucking hayseed, you think she's a horse. This is the farmland equivalent of putting K Mart spinner rims on a shit-mobile and believing you are driving a Cadillac.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[sadaist]

I used to ride a cow........









I'm gonna stop right there. Bitch already got half my stuffs.

[Anonymous]

No, you fucking hayseed, you think she's a horse. This is the farmland equivalent of putting K Mart spinner rims on a shit-mobile and believing you are driving a Cadillac.

Simmer down, Chef. Heh. Telling a Chef to simmer down. Funny.

Huh, where was I? Oh, yeah. It's a fifteen year old girl, fer fuck's sake. Give her a brake. 'Cuz, you know, she's freewheelin' on that cow... damn. What lame jokes.

I think it's funny. How the hell did she train a cow to do jumps & shit? And apparently the cow likes it, or they wouldn't get along as well as we're lead to believe.

At first glance I see nothing wrong with this. No need to be that angry at the girl.

Cheers! :bottle:

[chefcraig]

The cow gets it's revenge...

[sadaist]

At first glance I see nothing wrong with this. No need to be that angry at the girl.

Cheers! :bottle:

She is young & enjoying herself outdoors instead of locked in her room with an X-box or Facebook, and the cow seems to enjoy being pampered. it's all good.

Most teens today probably don't even know what a cow looks like unless it's on their Farmville.

Worst case scenario? Well, that's not all that bad either.......

[Anonymous]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF THE FUCKING GRILL!!!!

Dear gawd, the humanity... how can people eat that? Oh, the cruelty of it all... the senseless waste...

I cunt bear it. Me heart is wounded, lanced by grief, stricken by despair.

Such a beautiful steak... grilled to FUCKING CHARCOAL!!!

It's gotta BLEED on the plate, motherfuckers!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Blaze]

Ahh Chef, I trump your cow on motorcycle photochop with a young German male leading a cow adorned with flowers.

[chefcraig]

[Guitar Shark]

I miss the Far Side.

[SunisinuS]

I miss the Far Side.

Agreed.

[SunisinuS]

In a nod to Dr. Love and all milkmaids everwhere:




Fine:

http://tribes.tribe.net/clubfreya/photos/ae285563-56ec-42e8-b03e-ea720d7eef46

[chefcraig]

I miss the Far Side.

I hear ya. Gary Larson had such a delightfully warped sense of humor. And then one day he said "Enough!", walked away and never looked back. His strips and the Calvin & Hobbs series are badly missed.