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    Where have all the sheep gone?

    seriously.

    We used to get one idiot trumpeting the cause of Van Hagar quite often around here.

    now?

    They havn't shown up since the 07 tour

    discuss.
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unchainme View Post
    They havn't shown up since the 07 tour
    Nailed it.

    After that nightmare 04 trainwreck tour what the fuck can they say? VH is back with Roth.. new album to come.. whenever it happens - maybe 2011, who the fuck knows. But yeah.. Fuck hagar.

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    The sheep won the battle in '04, but the Rothtards won the WAR.

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    I can't stand that juvenile, childish name....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    The sheep won the battle in '04...
    They did no such thing.

    Van Halen is

    David Lee Roth

    Eddie Van Halen

    Alex Van Halen

    Mike Anthony

    Now Dave was not there, so it was not Van Halen.
    A fat clown in a cheese filled banana suit was singing and THAT is most certainly NOT Van Halen.

    Eddie was a fooking train wreck and he sucked! Sucked! That motherphucking drug addict Loon guzzling narcissistic traitor to his own people SUCKED!!! FUCK AN A ED YOU SUCKED AND I WAS PISSED OFF! fAK!!! THAT bullshit was NOT Van Halen.

    The sheep, and I, were both beaten down by musical fratricide. The sheep went to see Bette Sing bullshit love songs while
    I went because I wanted to witness again the guitar playing of Eddie Van Halen. Everyone in the place, any place during that tour, was bombed with bullshit, robbed of their money, and did NOT see Van Halen get down.
    Nobody won that battle because under those circumstances nobody could win. Thank God those days are GONE!

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    (the real Van Halen is still missing a member)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    The sheep won the battle in '04, but the Rothtards won the WAR.

    Indeed.

    Poor ticket sales & attendance, the fucking of Michael Anthony, Eddies condition on the 2004 tour, and the hatred Sammy & Ed showed on stage to each other pretty much pwnd the sheep better than any of us could have ever done.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    It is really funny how one tour with Dave and Eddie really shut them the hell up.

    I didn't go to the '04 Cleveland show, but the 07...christ almighty. Place was rocking, people singing along to the lyrics, not a damn empty seat in the house. It was like

    No love ballads, just pure kickass American Rock N'Roll.

    I keep recalling the one Roth quote about how, even just a one-off reunion at a Farm Aid or something would eclipse anything Sam's ever done.

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    The 2004 FLEECE THE SHEEP TOUR exposed the fraud for the sheepeople....and re-enforced the old axiom...

    DAVID LEE ROTH IS VAN HALEN

    and the shows DAVE did with the von Halens brought it all back home....

    No "Love" songs.....Speddie von Halen FINALLY got his head out of ass & got as straight as he's ever gonna get....

    They did lose the bass player.....old Hot Sauce is indeed missed....but I'll take 75% of THE REAL DEAL over ANY of the bullshit that we had to endure before........

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    If you take a look over at Links, you'll see that most of them call themselves Chickenshit fans now, and most of them probably deny the very existence of the Velveetapalooza 2004 tour or those godawful three songs they put out then.
    Eat Us And Smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    The 2004 FLEECE THE SHEEP TOUR exposed the fraud for the sheepeople....and re-enforced the old axiom...

    DAVID LEE ROTH IS VAN HALEN...I'll take 75% of THE REAL DEAL over ANY of the bullshit that we had to endure before........

    In no way am I anti-Wolfgang. Phuck an A he's a Van Halen, he's young, digs his old man's music, digs a lot of other music, and digs making music. Look at all these little kids taking care of the music biz.

    I just think my man Wolfgang should be the fifth member of the mighty Van Halen

    ~OWWWWWW~

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    I can be a sheep for a while if you miss them.

    What about Dave's hair?

    There. That ought to do it.

    Oh dear.

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