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    Kristy Plays Guitar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
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    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    How about that, he's younger than I expected.
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    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    Picture him wearing those whorish fuckboots and see if you can keep from laughing into hysterics.

    I couldn't do it, either.

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    Now I'm gonna have that fookin song in my head all night.

    Oh dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    Picture him wearing those whorish fuckboots and see if you can keep from laughing into hysterics.

    I couldn't do it, either.

    Haha, "Kristy" is a Woofter!
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    So where were the spiders?
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    I see the guy's wearing a KISS shirt. Maybe he was auditioning to be the new scab "Ace"?

    Could it be we finally met the guitar player that Chaim Witz WON'T hire?
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    kristy=katie?

    I hope I'm wrong.

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    I don't think Katy could come up with half the stuff Kristy does just due to the God Factor. And really, I don't think she's a guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    I see the guy's wearing a KISS shirt.
    That's confirmation that it's Kristy. If he was wearing a Led Zeppelin shirt, then I'd have my doubts.

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    The anger management issues are the dead giveaway......

    I think the song is even about Chef Craig.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Unchainme View Post
    kristy=katie?

    I hope I'm wrong.
    No....Kristy forms complete sentences.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    No....Kristy forms complete sentences.....
    A noun, a verb, and Chefcraig.......to paraphrase Joe Biden


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    Wow, she's a dude. Stranger things have happened around this site.

    Kristy's next thread... "I hate jock itch!!!"

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    Sign him up. He has the right attitude for a satanic metal band.

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