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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    Worst Product Ever

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    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797

    #2
    So victorian.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Little Texan
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 4579

      #3
      The first time I saw that commercial, I called it a "tit curtain" instead of a boob apron. Here's an idea, ladies: If you're such a prude that you don't want your boobs hanging out of your shirt showing, why not try wearing more modest clothing to begin with?

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      • ZahZoo
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 8970

        #4
        Yeah... wear a top with a plunging neck-line then wonder why men's eyes drift south toward cleavage... go figure...
        "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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        • DLR Bridge
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2011
          • 5470

          #5
          I always wondered if I'd ever see porn star Celeste again.

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20565

            #6
            I'd like to meet the RAT BASTURD who invented tha damn thing!!!

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            • Sensible Shoes
              Full Member Status

              • Oct 2009
              • 4648

              #7
              What? I love them. They're such a fashion statement.

              Oh dear.

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              • Northern Girl
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3958

                #8
                My mom has one, but she's 68, so it's a good thing!
                Same ole song and dance...

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                • sadaist
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 11625

                  #9
                  Yeah Lounge, that is a bad product. Worst ever? My vote goes to marriage licenses.
                  “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                  • ZahZoo
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8970

                    #10
                    This thread brings up one of the most difficult situations I've been forced to deal with in management in a professional corporate environment...

                    Had to field complaints from both sides... females wearing low cut tops complaining of being uncomfortable with men looking at their chests. Plus men complaining about being uncomfortable and paranoid interacting with females in low cut tops.

                    It's a lose/lose scenario... the women feel they are discriminated against for their gender, berated for poor business fashion sense and oddly feel they are made to feel self conscience about their physical looks... Yet they personally choose a fashion style that displays their "attributes" that they don't want some others to notice.

                    The men feel paranoid about sexual harassment claims when someone is standing 2.5 feet from them, leaning over a desk, discussing business and they they've got their whole vision path filled with cleavage with a face on top. Mentally they are freaking trying to only look at the freckle on her nose... but the brain won't let that happen at any expense.

                    Where's the middle ground here..?
                    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                    • Sensible Shoes
                      Full Member Status

                      • Oct 2009
                      • 4648

                      #11
                      It's like Little Texan said - did you consider dressing more conservatively in the first place? My housemate is very well endowed and she teaches school. She has quite the time with necklines and a room full of adolescent boys. So lots of loose fitting turtlenecks etc.

                      Oh dear.

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                      • High Life Man
                        Commando
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1286

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ZahZoo
                        Where's the middle ground here..?
                        Gotta step in at the first sign of finger fucking.

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                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13373

                          #13
                          Right....like that's gonna stop guys from looking at women's boobs...hell, I'll even strain to look at a tattooed-up titty just to sneak a peek!
                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                          • ZahZoo
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8970

                            #14
                            Originally posted by High Life Man
                            Gotta step in at the first sign of finger fucking.
                            Good advice... although working in the IT industry... mental masturbation runs more rampant and the social moron demographic exceeds the general population at least 100 fold...
                            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32797

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DONNIEP
                              Right....like that's gonna stop guys from looking at women's boobs...hell, I'll even strain to look at a tattooed-up titty just to sneak a peek!
                              The comedian Ron White said men love tits so much even if a nasty biker chick goes,"you want to see my tits?", we will go sure show em to me! Ok dear, you can roll those things back up now.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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