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  • Elitest
    #16
    Scotland also produced......be afraid......

    ....be VERY afraid.........




    .....





    ......



    ............THE KRANKIES.......................................... ..











    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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      • Elitest
        #17
        and those 2 arsebandits who did the houses up in that programme a month or so ago.....

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          • singerman
            Head Fluffer
            • Jan 2004
            • 266
            #18
            err....let me think....ah yes i know... a very shit international football team!.....oh and Lorraine Kelly from GMTV......mmmm what tits! (the football team i mean,not Ms Kelly)

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              • Mr Badguy
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3564
                #19
                Yes, you`re all right!

                And we`ve managed to export them all to England except the football team, who are going nowhere fast.

                We`ll whip anybody`s ass at Curling or Shinty, though.
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                Sitting on a park bench!

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                  • Elitest
                    #20
                    and those pancakey type thingies !

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                      • flappo
                        Banned
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8200
                        #21
                        the kramkies rool

                        telephone telegram telefuckin sammy ahagar gram

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                          • Mr Badguy
                            Full Member Status

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3564
                            #22
                            Great Scotch sportmen No. 1:

                            Jocky Wilson
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                            Sitting on a park bench!

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                              • Hecubus
                                Foot Soldier
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 575
                                #23
                                I thank Scotland for Groundskeeper Willie & the inspiration for Mike Meyers' parents in "So I Married an Axe Murderer".
                                "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                                "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                                "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                                "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                                "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                                "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                                "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                                "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                                "N--- yeah."

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                                  • Little Texan
                                    Full Member Status

                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 4579
                                    #24
                                    I'm surprised no one has mentioned Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies. And Scotty from Star Trek.

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                                      • Mr Badguy
                                        Full Member Status

                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 3564
                                        #25
                                        Yes!

                                        Fat Bastard is the archetypal Scotsman.

                                        See Jockey Wilson pic above.
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                                        Sitting on a park bench!

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                                          • Elitest
                                            #26
                                            Alex Salmon




                                            Donald dewar.........:eek:

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                                              • Mr Badguy
                                                Full Member Status

                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 3564
                                                #27
                                                Never heard of them.

                                                Kenny Dalgleish!
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                                                Sitting on a park bench!

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