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  • Dave's Bitch
    ROCKSTAR

    • Apr 2005
    • 5291
    #16
    Originally posted by DONNIEP
    Beating the fuck out of it
    That one made me spit my Coke all over the place,Now i have to clean it up.Thanks a lot DONNIEP
    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
    Let's get together we can, Get hot

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      • SunisinuS
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • May 2010
        • 3301
        #17
        Waxing the Dolphin
        Shooting Putty at the Moon
        Shameth your Sadaist
        Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32798
            #18
            Ladies: Tickle the tulip. Guys: Slime the slug.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Diamondjimi
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2004
                • 12086
                #19
                Fap! .
                Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                  • Diamondjimi
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2004
                    • 12086
                    #20
                    Punchin the Munchkin.

                    Changing the oil.

                    Arcing a rope.
                    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35197
                        #21
                        Strangle Kojak.

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                          • Coyote
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8185
                            #22
                            knuckle shuffle.
                            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                              • vandeleur
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 9865
                                #23
                                let no one say the army aint educational
                                fuck your fucking framing

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                                  • NIN1211
                                    Head Fluffer
                                    • Jan 2012
                                    • 386
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                                    let no one say the army aint educational
                                    Punch The Clown!

                                    Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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                                      • Nitro Express
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 32798
                                        #25
                                        cough some kak snot.
                                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                          • sadaist
                                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 11625
                                            #26
                                            For the ladies.....

                                            checking for squirrels
                                            dialing the rotary phone
                                            drilling for oil
                                            paddling the pink canoe
                                            rubbin' the nubbin


                                            For the men.......

                                            Badgering the witness
                                            Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come
                                            Clear the snorkel
                                            Liquidating the inventory
                                            Spank Elvis
                                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                              • fourthcoming
                                                #27
                                                Haaaaa........Badgering the witness????..........HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

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                                                  • Little Texan
                                                    Full Member Status

                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 4579
                                                    #28
                                                    Flogging the dolphin
                                                    Exorcising the bishop
                                                    (Found this one elsewhere)Giving a handshake to russel the love muscle
                                                    Playing pocket pool
                                                    Tenderizing the meat

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                                                      • Little Texan
                                                        Full Member Status

                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 4579
                                                        #29
                                                        For the ladies...

                                                        Flicking the bean

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                                                          • Little Texan
                                                            Full Member Status

                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 4579
                                                            #30
                                                            Strangling the Hagar

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