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    Roth Army 2013 Dead Pool






    About time we did one of these.

    So here are the rules.


    1. come up with a list of 10 people of name value that you think will die...
    - actors, politicians, sports figures (no WNBA players, I said name value), etc, etc...

    2. You can't be involved in the death. If you have the urge to kill, don't pick from your own list.

    3. A death counts when its final. if someone is declared legally dead, then revived 30 seconds later, then you get nothing...

    4. Deaths must take place between January 1st, 12:00:01 and December 31st, 11:59:59 of the year being played.

    5. Picks must be posted here no later than 12/31.

    Scoring is based on the age at death. just subtract the age from 100 to get your score...

    Norman Schwarzkopf died at 78 years old so would have been worth 22 points (in short, 100 - 78 = 22)...

    If you pick someone over 100 years old and they die, you will lose points...

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    1. Bobby Brown
    2. John Boehner
    3. Tim Allen
    4. Russell Brand
    5. Mitch McConnell
    6. DMX
    7. Donald Sutherland
    8. James Lipton
    9. Mario Batali
    10.Englebert Humperdinck

    I'm going for OD's, strokes and heart attacks more so than old age and disease.

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    10 is tough to come with and it's hard to get past the ones you just plan want to die but am working on it .
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Right 1st shot at the title , I do concede some are a bet working on age and health and as such I hope they don't go as some are talented human beings ,some are a wish .

    GO

    1. Margaret Thatcher ( milk snatcher) .....please !!!
    2. Sean Connery
    3. Castro ( assuming he isnt dead as i type this)
    4. Pope hitler the whatever .
    5. Bush snr
    6. Christopher lee
    7. Stephen Hawkings

    Younger randoms just for better odds

    8. Mike Tyson
    9.Mathew McConaughey
    10. Madonna

    That was harder than I thought

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    1) George HW "Poppy" Bush
    2) Courtney Love
    3) Lindsay Lohan
    4) Antonin "Fat Tony" Scalia
    5) Britney Spears
    6) Justin Bieber
    7) Katt Williams
    8) Ted Nugent
    9) Dick Cheney
    10) Rush Limbaugh
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    Here is my official entry...

    1) Zsa Zsa Gabor
    2) Ronnie Biggs
    3) Billy Graham
    4) Muhammad Ali
    5) Margaret Thatcher
    6) Fidel Castro
    7) Dick Van Dyke
    8) Saif al-Islam Gaddafi
    9) Fats Domino
    10) Nelson Mandela
    Last edited by WARF; 12-28-2012 at 03:00 PM.

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    GW is a no brainer. He has an elevated temp today and has been put on a liquid diet.

    Oh dear.

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    Of course, if he bites it before NYE, I guess he isn't included. (See, I read the rules.)

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    batch II

    1. Roger Ebert
    2. Ned Beatty
    3. Ross Perot
    4. Lee Iacocca
    5. Kris Kristofferson
    6. Ed Asner
    7. Rich Little
    8. Bob Newhart
    9. Rupert Murdoch
    10.Clive Davis

    This list is mostly comprised of men running from the pine box.

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    Karl Rove or Dick Armey, mainly because they stole a lot of money from billionaires who can't wait to get them involved in an accident. *wink* *wink*

    And now let me add some more to that list:

    -Kirk Douglas
    -Little Richard
    -Pat Boone
    -Those two old fucks that run TBN
    -Lindsay Lohan
    -Onision
    -Fred Phelps
    -Pat Robertson
    -B.B. King
    -Hosni Mubarek

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    Lindsey Lohan turns 27 so she is destined for the 27 club....
    Last edited by WARF; 12-29-2012 at 09:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    7) Katt Williams
    You can't stand his comedy either? He and Kevin Hart are untalented dickheads.
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unchainme View Post
    You can't stand his comedy either? He and Kevin Hart are untalented dickheads.
    I don't even think I've seen enough of his comedy to form an opinion one way or the other. I'm just making a guess, based on the meltdown the guy was having during his recent visit to Seattle, that he's either having mental health and/or substance abuse issues. Either of which might lead to premature death.

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    The easy ones

    Zhsa Zhsa Gabor
    Hosni Mubarek
    George H W Bush
    Dick Cheney



    My choices for the big points

    Rihanna - Chris Brown is gonna end up killing her.
    Lindsey Lohan
    Shia Lebeouf
    Courtney love



    Sad choices

    Betty White
    Nancy Reagan
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    Everybody seems to be forgetting about Hugo Chavez. He's not exactly in the best of shape right now.

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    Game on!

    1.) Eli Wallach

    2.) Ferdie Pacheco

    3.) Olivia de Havilland

    4.) Joan Fontaine

    5.) Maureen O'Hara

    6.) Mickey Rooney

    7.) Abe Vigoda

    8.) Carol Channing

    9.) Sid Caesar

    10.) Jerry Lewis

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Betty White
    Betty White is gonna live until she's 100, you watch....
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    Game on!

    1.) Eli Wallach

    2.) Ferdie Pacheco

    3.) Olivia de Havilland

    4.) Joan Fontaine

    5.) Maureen O'Hara

    6.) Mickey Rooney

    7.) Abe Vigoda

    8.) Carol Channing

    9.) Sid Caesar

    10.) Jerry Lewis
    I swear I thought about 7 or 8 of these people were already dead....

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    If I pick a pregnant celebrity can I get a 100 points for the baby as well?

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    Was wondering who'd go for Abe Vigoda. Fish is gonna live forever!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    If I pick a pregnant celebrity can I get a 100 points for the baby as well?
    Ooh, flashbacks to Sharon Tate...

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    katydid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    I swear I thought about 7 or 8 of these people were already dead....
    LMAO

    Same here...................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Betty White is gonna live until she's 100, you watch....
    I will watch. And I will be pulling for her all the way. Funny lady.

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    Jimmy Carter
    Dick Cheney
    Fidel Castro
    Lindsey Lohan
    Mel Brooks
    Roger Moore
    Ronnie Wood
    B.B. King
    Tommy Lasorda
    John Madden
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    If I pick a pregnant celebrity can I get a 100 points for the baby as well?
    Yes you sick fuck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    LMAO

    Same here...................

    Eli Wallach is insanely old... 97 but hardly a big scorer.

    I've decided to go for the high ground and choose people who have made the world worse for other people.

    1) Margaret Thatcher
    2) Robert Mugabe
    3) Henry Kissinger
    4) Ariel Sharon
    5) Dick Cheney
    6) Rupert Murdoch
    7) Joseph Ratzinger
    8) King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia
    9) Piers Morgan (would be a great scorer)
    10) Sammy Hagar


    I think Nelson Mandela could be a gimme but prefer to go for the cunt list...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    Everybody seems to be forgetting about Hugo Chavez. He's not exactly in the best of shape right now.
    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/12...plications-in/

    As I was saying...

    Add him to your cunt list, Sesh.

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    Sadly, it looks like Poppy Bush escaped death, at least for the time being.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/12...plications-in/

    As I was saying...

    Add him to your cunt list, Sesh.


    It's funny everyone on the left here thinks he is some sort of hero for standing up to the US but when I talk to anyone who is from Venezuela or who has been there there they do say he is a cunt.

    Relatively young so a high scorer too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Sadly, it looks like Poppy Bush escaped death, at least for the time being.
    What a douchebag...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    1) George HW "Poppy" Bush
    2) Courtney Love
    3) Lindsay Lohan
    4) Antonin "Fat Tony" Scalia
    5) Britney Spears
    6) Justin Bieber
    7) Katt Williams
    8) Ted Nugent
    9) Dick Cheney
    10) Rush Limbaugh
    It's not aboot who you hope will die...

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    Oh well, here goes...

    Poppy Bush
    Fidel Castro
    Keith Richards
    Bashar al-Assad
    Hugo Chavez
    Michael Buble
    Leif Garrett
    Lindsay Lohan
    Henry Kissinger
    Barak Obama



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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    The easy ones

    Zhsa Zhsa Gabor
    Hosni Mubarek
    George H W Bush
    Dick Cheney



    My choices for the big points

    Rihanna - Chris Brown is gonna end up killing her.
    Lindsey Lohan
    Shia Lebeouf
    Courtney love



    Sad choices

    Betty White
    Nancy Reagan
    Why Shia Lebeouf?

    Just seems an odd name among the rest of them...


    Betty White I won't be all that sad to see go.
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    Dick Cheeny is an odd choice as well...

    He's a bionic globalist...

    He may end up being the first man to make 200...


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    Well it certainly appears there are many here who hope to cash in on the imminent demise of a one Ms. Lohan. Perhaps a side wager should be made as to what month she bags it. Whinehouse checked out in the summer so I'll go with June.

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    Michael Buble?

    I managed to avoid the knowledge of his existence until just a couple of months ago.

    I really don't get it, I wouldn't have thought he's particularly attractive to ladies and doesn't seem to have any more talent than your average lounge bar hack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    The easy ones

    Zhsa Zhsa Gabor
    Hosni Mubarek
    George H W Bush
    Dick Cheney



    My choices for the big points

    Rihanna - Chris Brown is gonna end up killing her.
    Lindsey Lohan
    Shia Lebeouf
    Courtney love



    Sad choices

    Betty White
    Nancy Reagan

    Well I guess I'm not the only one that can't stand Shia Lebeouf and his singular gift for getting into films and ruining them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Michael Buble?

    I managed to avoid the knowledge of his existence until just a couple of months ago.

    I really don't get it, I wouldn't have thought he's particularly attractive to ladies and doesn't seem to have any more talent than your average lounge bar hack.
    His boring retro-pap hack and nice, safe white guyness is probably what a his female fans dive into, along with his sappy fake love songs like that "I guess I haven't met you yet" song. Meanwhile he's probably having orgies with underage girls and snorting coke off their asses...

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    1. Facebook
    2. Tom Petty
    3. The entire state of Texas
    4. Gwyneth Paltrow
    5. Kate Middleton
    6. That shit Indian actor cunt from The Big Bang Theory
    7. LardMachine
    8. Winona Ryder
    9. Bush Sr.
    10. GMC vitamin "cottages"

    Alternate - Lindsey Lohan
    Last edited by Kristy; 12-31-2012 at 12:57 PM.

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