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    Dirty Santa

    This year we did Dirty Santa gift exchange with our 3 older kids and their spouses... where you can steal a gift from another person if you want it. Had a lot of fun with it...

    As our gag gift I painted up a broken toilet seat Eddie Van Halen style and my wife wrote a little poem we included that hinted at a special prize included or maybe just an imprint of dad's ass... At the end of the night we gave our daughter-in-law who ended up with the seat a tissue box that once you pulled the first tissue out had $100 in $1's, 5's & 10-'s taped together like toilet paper.

    thought I'd show off my art work...
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    EVH lawyers are preparing a law suit as we type!!!!
    Great job I want one.....

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    You could sell it on ebay as the toilet seat that EVH wrote VH3 on.

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    Seems like I saw one like it on eBay a couple years ago. Seriously. Not as cool as yours tho. Great job ZZ!!

    Edit - the link is still out there but the eBay auction has been removed. A long time ago
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    We did Dirty Santa at a friend's and all I got was a pair of panties. The ones I showed up with

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    We did Dirty Santa at a friend's and all I got was a pair of panties. The ones I showed up with
    Hey, there's an idea for a t-shirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    Hey, there's an idea for a t-shirt.
    Speaking of t shirts - if anybody wants a Picasso Bros Recording Studio shirt I found a place that sells them!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    This year we did Dirty Santa gift exchange with our 3 older kids and their spouses... where you can steal a gift from another person if you want it. Had a lot of fun with it...

    As our gag gift I painted up a broken toilet seat Eddie Van Halen style and my wife wrote a little poem we included that hinted at a special prize included or maybe just an imprint of dad's ass... At the end of the night we gave our daughter-in-law who ended up with the seat a tissue box that once you pulled the first tissue out had $100 in $1's, 5's & 10-'s taped together like toilet paper.

    thought I'd show off my art work...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    You could sell it on ebay as the toilet seat that EVH wrote VH3 on.
    I was somewhat inspired by the Eddie appearance on Two & Half Men and was going to name it Two Burritos and a Root Beer Float...

    But yeah after Ed mentioning he song-writes on the pot... there's a lot of potential material here.

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