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  • Hardrock69
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    • Feb 2005
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    Bad movie playhouse

    Full movies only please.

    No Pr0n. Only bad movies. Especially cheap Hong Kong chop-socky films and late 50s/early 60s Italian gladiator flicks all with bad dubbing.

    First up, your standard-issue early 60s Italian sword and sandal rubbish:

    THOR AND THE AMAZON WOMEN

    (1963) starring Joe Robinson, Harry Baird and Susy Andersen.

    Though the focus of this film is more on Susy Andersen and her struggles with Amazons, the beefcake quota is fairly high as Joe Robinson and his faithful companion played by Harry Baird walk around mostly half naked throughout the movie. With its focus on female characters, THOR was really conceived with a female audience in mind.

    The film was apparently conceived as a Tarzan film before they were sued by the Edgar Rice Burroughs' foundation for copyright violations so they changed the settings. It's hard to believe this was supposed to be a Tarzan film because nothing looks like Africa or there are no jungle vines to swing from.

    Last edited by Hardrock69; 01-30-2013, 12:01 AM.
  • Hardrock69
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    • Feb 2005
    • 21834

    #2
    ABC movie of the Week:
    Lady parole officer goes undercover to investigate prison brutality.

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    • Hardrock69
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      • Feb 2005
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      #3
      Bruce Li, Carl Scott in Soul Brothers of Kung Fu (1977)

      Three illegal immigrants (Bruce Li, Lo Meng, Kuan Lun) meet a young kid (Carl Scott) and the three become best friends until one of them joins the Triads. Now the remaining two must fight the Triads in a battle to the death.

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      • Hardrock69
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        • Feb 2005
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        #4
        Stroke Of Death - Monkey Kung Fu

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        • Hardrock69
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          • Feb 2005
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          #5
          Hero of Rome (1964) Gordon Scott, Gabriella Pallotta

          In ancient Rome, the people finally oust their despised king, Tarquinius, and declare the city a republic. Tarquinius makes an alliance with the Etruscan king, Porsenna, to take back power in Rome, but a Roman general, the heroic Mucius, sets out to stop him.

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          • Hardrock69
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            • Feb 2005
            • 21834

            #6
            The Last of the Vikings (1961) Cameron Mitchell, Edmund Purdom

            Harald and younger brother Guntar return to Norway after a 10-year voyage to find their father murdered and his lands now ruled by the villainous Sveno. As part of his plan to rally the Vikings against this tyrant, Harald disguises himself as the Danish ambassador and enters Sveno's stronghold. There, he falls in love with Hilde, Sveno's cousin, who's been betrothed against her will to the Danish king. Harald must devise a new plan when Guntar is captured by Sveno and when the real Danish ambassador arrives on the scene.

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            • Hardrock69
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              • Feb 2005
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              #7
              Hercules (1958) Steve Reeves

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              • Hardrock69
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                • Feb 2005
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                #8
                Princess Iron Fan (1966):


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                • Hardrock69
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                  #9
                  This is not a cheap film (though the dubbing is freaky....even in Italy, when the films were shot in Italian, they overdubbed all the dialogue), but is one of the most bizarre films I have ever seen in my life:

                  Federico Fellini's "Satyricon".

                  Lotsa poofery....stuff cadaverfuck and Elvis would love.

                  WARNING: Do not watch while on LSD.

                  Last edited by Hardrock69; 01-30-2013, 12:33 AM.

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                  • Kristy
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                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16336

                    #10
                    Will you please quit posting shit threads no one gives a shit about?

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                    • Hardrock69
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                      • Feb 2005
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                      #11
                      Thank you Krusty! If it bothers YOU, then I am doing the right thing!

                      OK EVERYBODY! WE GOTS THE KRUSTACULAR SEAL OF APPROVAL FOR THIS THREAD!!!!

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                      • Nitro Express
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                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32794

                        #12
                        Failed musicians and Jimmy Page fans like bad movies.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Hardrock69
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                          • Feb 2005
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                          #13
                          According to Krustolius Maximus...

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                          • Nitro Express
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                            • Aug 2004
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                            #14


                            You have to have some Skittles while you watch your bad movies.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Nickdfresh
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                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49125

                              #15
                              The first Mystery Sicence Theater 3000 episode: MST3K - 101 - The Crawling Eye

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