View Poll Results: Do you wash your hands after pissing?

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  • Yes, I wash both hands.

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  • I wash just one hand.

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  • I wash just three fingers that I use to hold my penis. 

    0 0%
  • Huh? I wash just two fingers.

    1 5.26%
  • One finger is enough to me.

    0 0%
  • Ha! I don’t wash my hands but I’m clean!

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  • None of the above.

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  • This poll is silly.

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    Question Question for guys

    be honest when you vote.
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    ignore .. i was a bit quick .... yeah yeah
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Is this not just gonna turn into a who need's the most fingers to hold their dick poll.....
    obviously won by nitro's uncle who had to use a car jack

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Is this not just gonna turn into a who need's the most fingers to hold their dick poll.....



    I'm glad that us girls don't need to hold our vagina when we pee.
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    BUT if you do need a hand .......just saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    BUT if you do need a hand .......just saying

    Lol, doesn't your wife let you hold hers? And do you wash your hands after?

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    Am married with kids... I can't remember that far back

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    Mostly I wash my hands, but sometimes I don't as I wash my penis frequently...

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    Gotta clean the shit off of it, eh ??

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    I only wash if a coworker is in there so I don't get publicly shamed.
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    Not sure i would worry about public humiliation sad, you wanna just be happy you don't work with nickd.last thing you wanna do is walk into the rest room to catch nickd washing his tallywhacker Again .

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Not sure i would worry about public humiliation sad, you wanna just be happy you don't work with nickd.last thing you wanna do is walk into the rest room to catch nickd washing his tallywhacker Again .

    I am all for nickd. Girls appriciate a clean penis.

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    Am sure that's destined to be a nickd sig

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    And clean hands. That can be Sadaists sig

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    Who's asking and why - do you make your man wash his cack before oral ?LOL!

    Where is this scenario ?camping?? hiking a trail ? in the master bedroom .. too many variables, maybe I just wipe my hands on my jeans pant leg ... if it is in the house yes - at work, yes -

    outside .. different story - no sink around

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headly1984 View Post
    Who's asking and why - do you make your man wash his cack before oral ?LOL!

    Cato is a guy (I think). I don't think he's gay...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    I only wash if a coworker is in there so I don't get publicly shamed.
    Bingo! My junk is clean, I know where its been.
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    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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    oops! - didn;t seem like a q a guy would ask other guys

    I was surprised on a motorcycle board Iam on a guy did a public pole on avg. length of guys members -- not usually the kind of things guys ask guys ..

    musta been a napoleon thing haha, he got razzed pretty good for it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    Bingo! My junk is clean, I know where its been.
    damn skippy - clean machine here too

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    I am all for nickd. Girls appriciate a clean penis.
    I think you could get in trouble at work if ya were washing your cack in the sink in front of co-workers just for taking a whizz - that is an bit extreme even for a person with an anal retentive disorder

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post


    I'm glad that us girls don't need to hold our vagina when we pee.
    spose it depends on how far down ya squat or not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headly1984 View Post
    I think you could get in trouble at work if ya were washing your cack in the sink in front of co-workers just for taking a whizz - that is an bit extreme even for a person with an anal retentive disorder

    Don't you guys have stalls in mens room??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headly1984 View Post
    Who's asking and why - do you make your man wash his cack before oral ?LOL!

    Where is this scenario ?camping?? hiking a trail ? in the master bedroom .. too many variables, maybe I just wipe my hands on my jeans pant leg ... if it is in the house yes - at work, yes -

    outside .. different story - no sink around

    And if the guy you like makes you think "He better wash that before I touch it" then you might be better off just saying no to that lay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Gotta clean the shit off of it, eh ??
    Yeah, tell your wife to wipe better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    And if the guy you like makes you think "He better wash that before I touch it" then you might be better off just saying no to that lay.


    Just use the peni fresh soap and it's no problemo. The tutti fruity essence will drive the ladies wild!
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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    Don't you guys have stalls in mens room??
    We sometimes have dividers between the urinals, but the sink is a free for all.

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    Not that washing your cack in the sink is ok by any means! It's not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    We sometimes have dividers between the urinals, but the sink is a free for all.
    Sometimes we have a waterfall to piss into.


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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    Not that washing your cack in the sink is ok by any means! It's not.

    I think it's okay. Not in the kitchen sink though, but bathroom sink is absolutely no problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by envy_me View Post
    I think it's okay. Not in the kitchen sink though, but bathroom sink is absolutely no problem.
    I'll wash my shit in the kitchen sink all day long, I'm talking about in a public setting. I hope I'm never part of a public bathroom cack-wash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Sometimes we have a waterfall to piss into.
    Ugh, nightmare. I hate that shit. They still exist here at some old places. Fuck that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    I'll wash my shit in the kitchen sink all day long, I'm talking about in a public setting. I hope I'm never part of a public bathroom cack-wash.

    God, don't wash it in the kitchen sink. You put your plates and spoons there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    Not that washing your cack in the sink is ok by any means! It's not.
    Bring to mind Eddie Murphy's old stand up routine, where his grandma walks in on him...

    Eddie, why you washin' your dick in the sink? That's nasty!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    Ugh, nightmare. I hate that shit. They still exist here at some old places. Fuck that shit.
    What happened? Someone push you in?

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    Get a japanese toilet with the built in bidet.

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    If I piss in public, I wash my hands... at home it's 100% hands free, no reason to wash my hands because I don't touch anything
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    I'll wash my shit in the kitchen sink all day long, I'm talking about in a public setting. I hope I'm never part of a public bathroom cack-wash.

    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Get a japanese toilet with the built in bidet.
    I have one in my house.
    It just washes arse hole and vagina.
    the shower doesn't hit a penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    What happened? Someone push you in?
    It just seems so barbaric. It's 2013, can I get a divider?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    It just seems so barbaric. It's 2013, can I get a divider?
    So whats the topic again?
    Now who`s that babe with the fab-u-lous shad-ow?

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