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    A New Milestone!

    It is now my 8,703 post.

    I thought I would commemorate this achievement with a nice bottle of wine.

    I would like to thank myself for doing around a 1,000 posts a year. I shall now kill myself.

    I would also like to thank my whole family, my friends & of course, god... that miserable old cunt who always gave me very nearly what I want, but not quite.

    Always a hair's breadth short of happiness, eh? What have I ever done to you? I HATE YOU!

    I would like to thank my fans, for egging me on through this pathetic endeavour... my friends, for whatever.

    And finally, Opera's dictionary, for pointing out the many, many mistakes committed during the writing of this post.

    Oh, and the wine & the beers & the whisky to come.

    Thank you. Thank you very much.

    I have now achieved what I proposed myself to achieve & it only took me nearly a decade.

    See? I'm better'n you.

    Cheers!
    Last edited by Anonymous; 05-06-2013 at 04:22 PM. Reason: Pointing out how better'n you I am.

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    congrats! Got any wine left?

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    Ha! Still a few couple of dozens.

    Made a few posts since then, so they've been goin' down...

    Glad to see you havin' some spare time to post, Sarge. I hope you'll have some more free time on your hands to mingle with this rabble. They're not that bad really, once you get used to the smell.

    Cheers!
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    Ya know people, since every post of mine is an event, maybe I should start a thread for every post I make.

    No wait, that would be slightly redundant.

    I think it would be in everyone's best interest if there was a widget in the front page that updates itself every time I post.

    Simple things, really... like "Imapus Sylicker reached 8,753 posts. There was much rejoice." & "Imapus Sylicker posted for the third time today for the grand total of 8,875 posts. World Peace assured." or maybe a simple "Imapus Sylicker will make his 9,000th post tonight. World leaders sit in anticipation of True Enlightenment!"

    Go on, get to work on it. But don't overdo it, ok? I don't think of myself too highly & don't like too much attention on me as I'm just a modest, simple guy.

    Simple, not simpleton. There's a difference.

    Cheers!
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    just a humble genius!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    just a humble genius!

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    Oh God...he's such a cunt...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    It is now my 8,703 post.



    See? I'm better'n you.

    Cheers!
    wanna race to 10k?
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Oh God...he's such a cunt...
    I always get a weird hard on when you call me that, I dunno.

    But THANKS!

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    wanna race to 10k?
    What's the prize?

    Does the winner get free clapping lessons?

    Shall we make a bet? What?

    Cheers!

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    hmmmmmm

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    What? What?

    Cheers!

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    loser pays for the other guy's airfare to go see dan in n.z.

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    Hey if you kill yourself, will you get 72 virgins in heaven?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    Hey if you kill yourself, will you get 72 virgins in heaven?
    No, but you will get 666 succubi sluts in Hell!
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    I"ll see you sluts in hell!

    Oh dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    No, but you will get 666 succubi sluts in Hell!
    More & already taught?

    Throw in unlimited beer & you got a deal.

    Fuck me, if I'm going to teach 72 women how to fuck.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    I"ll see you sluts in hell!
    Will you be one of my succubuses?

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    loser pays for the other guy's airfare to go see dan in n.z.
    And his flock of friendly sheep?

    You got a bet.

    Cheers!

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