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I can't handle my poor owner being treated in this manner. Just because he fucks socks and nylons doesn't mean he is a bad guy. All those clique bastards can kiss my crusty spots! They are just afraid of my owner's superior wit and intellect. That damn Lounge picked me up one day and put me on, asshole didn't even notice I am obviously a cock sock, right on his foot I went and then the prick kept stepping in wet spots and I know it was on purpose. He even wiped off a bar table with me! I'm a sock asshole, not a fucking towel (don't get any ideas owner, the nylons piss me off enough). So I bid you all a fond farewell, I am scraping my twin off the wall and leaving. Screw you guys, I'm going to the laundromat!
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