I'm Going to Start Writing Erotic Fiction

[Kristy]

It'll take place in Fraggle Cock Town (geddit?) Think my first book will be about a bunch of aging relics who admire other men in spandex who, as fate would have are older then them. Most of the characters will be repressed or have latent homosexual views (especially heavy metal rocks stars who happen to dress in leather and get all sweaty with other men). No idea where the inspiration came from. Granted, Spielberg won't be knocking on the door for movie rights. At least not yet.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

good luck in your venture

[vandeleur]

Sounds very interesting , keep us informed

[Kristy]

good luck in your venture

Wish I could say the same about Arron Rodgers right now.

Oh well.

[cadaverdog]

I'm writing a book too. It's based on the life or lack of life of a cranky young girl who worships Jimmy Page and hangs out with old farts that listen to classic rock but acts like she doesn't like either one. It's called The Krusty Kristy the Crab Magnet Story. Any similarities to any person, living or dead is only a coincidence.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Wish I could say the same about Arron Rodgers right now.

Oh well.

me too :kickcan:

[ZahZoo]

Your main character should be centered on Von Halen. He's got the deepest and most complex creepy factor among The Relics™...

[cadaverdog]

Your main character should be centered on Von Halen. He's got the deepest and most complex creepy factor among The Relics™...

I thought that was you.

[Seshmeister]

Remember to get Gilbert for the audio book...

[Nickdfresh]

You go girl! Just make sure you post the cliff notes on Wiki!

[DLR Bridge]

C'mon Eddie, this is boring. Tell us how your F A T thighed wife blew you during solos or how much coke Micheal was doing off of a dead whores ass or how Roth was hanging out in seedy underground gay clubs of L.A.

You could work this into your book.

[Kristy]

Well it's certainly much better than my current research material.

[Nickdfresh]

BTW Kristy, the premise of your book sounds really hot. I'm all ready masturbating my small penis all over my apartment...

[Nickdfresh]

BTW, this is how 50 Shades of Shit got started, an internet thread featuring bad grammar...

[ELVIS]

And a peeping Tom stalker called Nick...

[DavidLeeNatra]

And a peeping Tom stalker called Nick...

and a grumpy old pervert called Elvis

[ELVIS]

I'm none of those...

[Kristy]

BTW Kristy, the premise of your book sounds really hot. I'm all ready masturbating my small penis all over my apartment...

Apartment - Nickspeak for parents basement.

[ELVIS]

He killed his parents...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

He killed his parents...

he was programmed to...

[Terry]

he was programmed to...

remnants of an MK-ULTRA experiment that went awry...

[Terry]

It'll take place in Fraggle Cock Town (geddit?) Think my first book will be about a bunch of aging relics who admire other men in spandex who, as fate would have are older then them. Most of the characters will be repressed or have latent homosexual views (especially heavy metal rocks stars who happen to dress in leather and get all sweaty with other men). No idea where the inspiration came from. Granted, Spielberg won't be knocking on the door for movie rights. At least not yet.

I hope to be able to remove my eyes from my David Lee Roth poster long enough to read it...and my hands from my penis long enough to turn the pages...

[Nickdfresh]

Apartment - Nickspeak for parents basement.

Attic actually. Get your facts straight, pothead...

[Nickdfresh]

And a peeping Tom stalker called Nick...

I'm not a stalker for the most part...

[Nickdfresh]

He killed his parents...

It was the Maoist pharma poison!