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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21833

    Obama To Remove “In God We Trust” From All Currency Beginning July 1st

    Good for him.

    Washington, DC — Beginning July 1st the Federal Reserve along with the United States Department of the Treasury will begin printing all currency, which includes all notes and coins, without the words ‘In God We Trust‘. This modification comes under strict orders from President Barack Obama and his administration.

    Obama held a press conference this morning to explain the impending change and to answer questions.

    “As our country grows and changes, so must our money,” Obama said. “There is now too many individuals living in this great nation of ours that do not worship the same God as most of us. In fact some folks don’t believe in a God at all. This currency adjustment is truly change we can believe in.”

    “America is a God-fearing Christian nation; it is now and always has been,” said 31-year-old Michael Anthony Claypool who is a journalist with Fox News. “Obama is the antichrist and this is just more proof to support that claim.”

    Muhammad El-Sayed who is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood‘s Freedom and Justice Party told CNN he is pleased with Obama and his actions.”I spoke with President Obama by telephone yesterday before his announcement and personally thanked him for what he is doing not just for the Muslim community but for all non-Christians living in this country,” El-Sayed said. “This is definitely a step in the right direction I explained to him. Praise Allah.”

    Political activist, 35-year-old Paul Horner told reporters the fight to remove the iconic words from American currency is far from over.

    “I have started a petition at WhiteHouse.gov to protect these words from being destroyed by our president,” Horner said. “I encourage all God-fearing Christians to sign it. These kind of changes must be stopped before Obama does even more damage. This is a stepping stone in the wrong direction and will only lead to much worse things. We have already lost Christmas in this country, soon we could lose our churches and Bibles too.” Horner continued, “It is a slippery slope my friends. This administration must be stopped at all costs.”

    Since 1956, “In God We Trust” has been the national motto of the United States and is inscribed on the front of all our coins and the back of all paper currency. The Federal Reserve has setup a 24-hour hotline to answer any questions individuals may have about the upcoming currency changes at (785) 273-0325.

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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2
    “There is now too many individuals living in this great nation of ours that do not worship the same God as most of us."

    No shit...

    Welcome to Nazi Germany...

    Enjoy your ride to Hell, softcock...


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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #3
      Hey...

      While the evil bastard is at it he might as well print the worthless paper in Spanish...

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      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13390

        #4
        Originally posted by ELVIS
        Hey...

        While the evil bastard is at it he might as well print the worthless paper in Spanish...
        And put pretty pictures on it too.
        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35149

          #5
          Unfortunately it's an urban legend designed to get people like ELVIS who believe any old shit on the internet as long as it fits their agenda.



          As if a well educated man like Obama would say "There is now too many individuals living in this great nation of ours"

          Read it in a teabagger voice though and it rings true...

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          • DONNIEP
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 13390

            #6
            So no pretty pictures?
            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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            • Kristy
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 16337

              #7
              Yay! If true, this is good news. God belongs nowhere on the Yankee dollar.

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #8
                Originally posted by Seshmeister

                Read it in a teabagger voice though and it rings true...
                Read your BS in a Piers Morgan voice and it makes perfect anti-freedom sense...

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                • DONNIEP
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13390

                  #9
                  Breaking news...we have just received, no, wait just a moment....yes. Yes, it has now been confirmed. We have just received the first official photo of our new 3 dollar bill. Praise be to Allah!!

                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Seshmeister

                    Read it in a teabagger voice though and it rings true...
                    Read your BS in a Piers Morgan voice and it makes perfect anti-freedom sense...

                    Should have known though that king flaccid wouldn't have posted anything of substance or value...

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                    • Anonymous
                      Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 12707

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      “There is now too many individuals living in this great nation of ours that do not worship the same God as most of us."

                      No shit...

                      Welcome to Nazi Germany...

                      Enjoy your ride to Hell, softcock...



                      "There ARE now too many individuals living in this great nation of ours that do not worship the same God as most of us."

                      Still trolling the saps, eh Big E? I guess at this point I shouldn't be surprised they're still biting.

                      Cheers!

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12707

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DONNIEP
                        Breaking news...we have just received, no, wait just a moment....yes. Yes, it has now been confirmed. We have just received the first official photo of our new 3 dollar bill. Praise be to Allah!!

                        Lookit dem eyes!!! She wants it... BAD!!! And I *want* to give it her. Hoo-wee. SMOKEN' HOT.

                        Cheers!

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                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13390

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                          Lookit dem eyes!!! She wants it... BAD!!! And I *want* to give it her. Hoo-wee. SMOKEN' HOT.

                          Cheers!
                          Make sure "she" keeps it tucked until you can't say no!
                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35149

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            Read your BS in a Piers Morgan voice and it makes perfect anti-freedom sense...
                            What total bullshit.

                            So America wasn't free until 1957 when they added the bit about invisible sky daddy to the currency?

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                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12707

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DONNIEP
                              Make sure "she" keeps it tucked until you can't say no!
                              I can't say no pretty easy. 5 seconds in, she may begin stroking it, I don't give a flying fuck anymore by then.

                              Cheers!

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