The EPA creates it's own biohazards

[Nitro Express]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5530650.html

Federal employees at the Environmental Protection Agency have been instructed to stop defecating in the hallway of a regional office in Denver, Colo., according to an internal e-mail obtained by Government Executive.

Nothing surprises me anymore. Where are they hiring these people? Hire my dog, she's house broken and won't crap in the hallway.

[Kristy]

It's Denver. People shit in hallways all the time here.

[Nitro Express]

Man. That legal weed there has really fucked people up.

[FORD]

I pissed in an elevator once when I was really drunk, and the fucking assholes locked the bathrooms in the building. But taking a shit would have been way over the top.

[Seshmeister]

Man. That legal weed there has really fucked people up.

Did you see the link to the other case?

Guy on $120k a year admits to spending 2-6 hours a day watching porn at work at the same place and doesn't get sacked...

[vandeleur]

That's a great job , but that much porn would desensitise you to it . Or certainly damage your eye sight.
Annual eye exams would catch him , your basically looking for a stevie wonder character who has access to military grade Kleenex

[Nitro Express]

Did you see the link to the other case?

Guy on $120k a year admits to spending 2-6 hours a day watching porn at work at the same place and doesn't get sacked...

I've got to get a government job.

[Nitro Express]

I pissed in an elevator once when I was really drunk, and the fucking assholes locked the bathrooms in the building. But taking a shit would have been way over the top.

Ever notice when you sit all evening in a hot tub full of drunks nobody ever gets out to take a piss?

[ELVIS]

In Denver, nobody gets out to take a shit...