Baptist Church Leader Arrested for Soliciting Dog Sex on Craigslist

[FORD]

Jay Hathaway
Gawker.com
Yesterday 5:54pm


A Missouri Baptist conference center is seeking a new CEO after its current leader was arrested while allegedly trying to arrange sex with a dog and an unnamed other animal on Craigslist.

Police said Jerry Hill, of Boone County, Mo.'s Windermere Baptist Conference Center, was arrested Tuesday afternoon for attempted unlawful sex with an animal and attempted animal abuse.

The Columbia Tribune reports the investigation started with a Craigslist ad seeking two types of animals—one was a dog, police declined to comment on the other. Investigators responded to the ad, offering up a dog for sex, and Hill was arrested when he showed up to meet them.

"We are concerned for the well-being of Jerry...and we are also concerned with the well-being of Windermere," Windermere chairman of the board Arthur Mallory said, according to Baptist news site Word and Way. "Windermere will continue to function in a good way.... It is a significant piece of God's kingdom's work."

Windermere, a massive facility that includes a water park, spelunking caves, and a paintball course, bills itself as "a dedicated, Christ-like team" providing "a Christian setting in which life changing experiences may occur."

Hill is currently free after paying a $1,000 bond.

[VetteLS5]

They do try awfully hard to compensate for their behind the scenes "interests", don't they?

[twonabomber]

"Spelunking" means something different to Jerry...

[VetteLS5]

"Spelunking" means something different to Jerry...

As does "in which life changing experiences can occur". Seriously, who the fuck puts that as part of their slogan/byline/pitch? These god-botherers get kookier by the day.

[DONNIEP]

As does "in which life changing experiences can occur"

Hahahaha...sounds like a Thai Twink Tour

[Nickdfresh]

I didn't know dogs read Craigslist for sex ads. I'd better keep an eye on my Aussie Shepperd...

[Nitro Express]

Well at least they don't eat the dogs. They just fuck em.

[Angel]

As does "in which life changing experiences can occur". Seriously, who the fuck puts that as part of their slogan/byline/pitch? These god-botherers get kookier by the day.

You mean dog-botherers.

[Angel]

Well at least they don't eat the dogs. They just fuck em.

Ugh...nothing worse than having a girlfriend tell you feel free to check out anything on the computer...and you discover doggie porn...

[ashstralia]

But not a consenting poodle; that'd be, you know, ghey.

[SunisinuS]

If I put my leg on craiglist....am I in Trouble?

[ODShowtime]

As does "in which life changing experiences can occur". Seriously, who the fuck puts that as part of their slogan/byline/pitch? These god-botherers get kookier by the day.

Damn you chewed up that quote before I could.

[ELVIS]

Ugh...nothing worse than having a girlfriend tell you feel free to check out anything on the computer...and you discover doggie porn...

You need Jesus...

[Angel]

You need Jesus...

I don't have any porn on my computer...let alone that shit.

She was a "Christian" too...

[ELVIS]

No she wasn't...

Christians are to be judged by their fruits, not a name or a title...

Calling yourself a Christian means nothing...

It's taking the Lord's name in vain, like I said before...

[FORD]

And what would you call the "fruits" of all this Christian Identity White Supremacist nonsense you have been preaching lately?

[DONNIEP]

Ha! Beat you to it!

[FORD]

Here's a little bit of "Christianity", Fat Bastard style......



Who would Jesus starve, Fat Bastard?

And as far as those who pay taxes and those who don't........

Uh, which category are YOU in again, "pastor"??

[ELVIS]

He's of his father the Devil, you idiot...

[Satan]

Dragonshit. I never even met Hagee's mother.

Well, not until she arrived here in Hell, that is.....

[ELVIS]

Clueless...

[Nitro Express]

Here's a little bit of "Christianity", Fat Bastard style......



Who would Jesus starve, Fat Bastard?

And as far as those who pay taxes and those who don't........

Uh, which category are YOU in again, "pastor"??

He's a fat shill for the Rothschilds and is too stupid to know it. He uses the Rothschild Scofield bible that teaches that rapture and support Israel nonsense. He sucks Netanyahu cock. The fat fucker almost thinks he's jewish and the jews laugh at him.

[Nitro Express]

Jewish and Christian zionism are both inventions of the Rothschilds. Both got their start in the 19th century. Christian zionism is why the US is the only country left on the planet that supports Israel. It used to be the protestant christians in the US didn't give a rat's ass about jews or Palestine. We used to be busy about worrying about what went on here at home. Now we have cities going back to nature with the water being shut off and we worry and spend money on things half a world away. We rot at home while we spend treasure and worry about Israel and the rest of the middle east fuck up that has been fucked up for years and will be fucked up when we are finally out of there.

[Nitro Express]

Ah we will probably leave the middle east after China and Russia are successful at busting the petrol-dollar. After that the US won't be able to afford to meddle there anymore. Rumor is Saudi Ariabia is going to start selling oil in other currencies besides just US dollars.

[Nitro Express]

Ugh...nothing worse than having a girlfriend tell you feel free to check out anything on the computer...and you discover doggie porn...

The only person who ever showed me doggy porn was WARF.

[fraroc]

Jay Hathaway
Gawker.com
Yesterday 5:54pm


A Missouri Baptist conference center is seeking a new CEO after its current leader was arrested while allegedly trying to arrange sex with a dog and an unnamed other animal on Craigslist.

Police said Jerry Hill, of Boone County, Mo.'s Windermere Baptist Conference Center, was arrested Tuesday afternoon for attempted unlawful sex with an animal and attempted animal abuse.

The Columbia Tribune reports the investigation started with a Craigslist ad seeking two types of animals—one was a dog, police declined to comment on the other. Investigators responded to the ad, offering up a dog for sex, and Hill was arrested when he showed up to meet them.

"We are concerned for the well-being of Jerry...and we are also concerned with the well-being of Windermere," Windermere chairman of the board Arthur Mallory said, according to Baptist news site Word and Way. "Windermere will continue to function in a good way.... It is a significant piece of God's kingdom's work."

Windermere, a massive facility that includes a water park, spelunking caves, and a paintball course, bills itself as "a dedicated, Christ-like team" providing "a Christian setting in which life changing experiences may occur."

Hill is currently free after paying a $1,000 bond.

That's all I got to say.

[Nickdfresh]

...
Calling yourself a Christian means nothing...

..

You're the prime example...

[ELVIS]

I don't call myself a Christian...

I'm the whole Man of the one true living God saved by grace through the atonement of blood sacrifice of His only begotten Son...

My brother, Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ...

[Satan]

I thought he was MY brother?

At least that's what Joseph Smith told me.