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The Genocide is (sadly) the defining factor in Armenian heritage. Armenians barely can carry on a single family dinner without mentioning it. My buddy Steve & I wrote an ongoing sketch about Armenians in which they managed to turn every single conversation into something about the Genocide and/or Turks. We had bits in which our Armenian characters were talking about the best way to prepare cabbage rolls and even these conversations would inevitably turn into some rant about the Turks.
My wife, Colleen, was kind of taken aback the first time she had a big dinner with my Armenian relatives.
"The food was great," she said to me on the drive back, "but HOW OFTEN do you guys talk about the Genocide?"
"Get used to it, honey," I said to her. "Armenian culture is rich and Armenian people are hard-working. But they cannot function without thinking of the Genocide in every situation."
That said, it's pretty unnatural to have almost every family you meet in your culture be able to name 5-10 people who were brutally murdered. To the day my grandmother died, she only had a faint memory of how her mother looked. She and her family were being marched through the mountains when my grandmother was four. My great-grandmother was VERY pregnant and could no longer walk through the snow...so the soldiers ordered her family to leave her there and her husband and kids could not even stop to say goodbye to her. For all we know, her skeleton is still up there on that snowy mountain. They were in the middle of the "deportation" stage, they were not allowed to pack and my grandmother never had a picture of her mom for the rest of her life.
My grandmother died at the age of 93 on my birthday in 2011. I was very close to her. After Colleen & I lost our son in 2013, we had a daughter in 2014 (which really saved us). We ended up naming my daughter after my grandmother...so that was pretty awesome. The whole thing felt like a big "fuck you" to the Turks who tried to end our family.
AT LEAST there is some karma in knowing that this sad, disgusting, little man has a sliver of the audience he once had. The loser thought he was bigger than Fox news...but now he's bantha fodder.Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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The more I think about it, he was only in one of my classes so I only saw him about once a week.Comment
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BUT they NEED to talk about the Genocide. (Hell, even I did one post ago.)Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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You are against 5% of the US defense budget going towards fighting a dictator invading a democratic country, an ally of the US and bombing the fuck out of women and children
The winnable objective is to stop Putin rolling across Europe and also encouraging other powers like say China invading Taiwan and grabbing 90% of the best computer chips.
For someone obsessed with money this is a very cheap way of the US continuing her soft power with no loss of American lives.Comment
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That's awesome. And true. Armenians are proud people. They make great food (similar to Lebanese cuisine). Some people say their women are really pretty (though I'm not really in this camp...I never thought Kim Kardashian was very pretty and...I can't believe I'm saying this publicly & I hope my Dad doesn't read this...their women sometimes have moustaches).
BUT they NEED to talk about the Genocide. (Hell, even I did one post ago.)
If you bang an Armenian, take a photo and mount that shit, that's bucket list stuff!Comment
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I've had some redneck MAGAs explain to me...
...different things that JFK did as President during WW2 (and no, they were not referring to PT 109).
...that Russia was our biggest ally during the Cold War.
...that black people left Africa voluntarily during the slave trade because slavery would still be better than living in Africa.
...that we were just following "Canada's lead" by getting involved in Vietnam.
...that the Sandy Hook kids never existed, but IF they did, the parents killed their children themselves to hurt the NRA.
...that not only did the Holocaust never happen but that the ashes under the grass at sites like Auschwitz is Germans killed by Jews to help perpetuate the conspiracy.
...that JFK Jr. and Trump are close friends and still talk time to time.
I personally find the whole "Liberal Redneck" persona hilarious.Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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Yeah, it just never worked for me. I don't know why.
I told my friends that someday I'm going to marry an Irish girl with blue or green eyes.
And that's just what I did.
But YES...Armenian women can be hot.Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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It's not about the rednecks being rednecks. It's about what SOME rednecks say.
I've had some redneck MAGAs explain to me...
...different things that JFK did as President during WW2 (and no, they were not referring to PT 109).
...that Russia was our biggest ally during the Cold War.
...that black people left Africa voluntarily during the slave trade because slavery would still be better than living in Africa.
...that we were just following "Canada's lead" by getting involved in Vietnam.
...that the Sandy Hook kids never existed, but IF they did, the parents killed their children themselves to hurt the NRA.
...that not only did the Holocaust never happen but that the ashes under the grass at sites like Auschwitz is Germans killed by Jews to help perpetuate the conspiracy.
...that JFK Jr. and Trump are close friends and still talk time to time.
I personally find the whole "Liberal Redneck" persona hilarious.Comment
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There are certain women who are very difficult to fuck if you're outside their group, especially if you're a white guy. Indians (both dots and feathers) and Middle Eastern chicks lead the pack. Do you remember that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry David gets to nail Gina Gershon but he has to wear a sheet over his entire body and cut a hole in it to put his pecker through? That may be accurate! It's like getting dicked down by a ghost!Comment
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Congrats on achieving your goal!
There are certain women who are very difficult to fuck if you're outside their group, especially if you're a white guy. Indians (both dots and feathers) and Middle Eastern chicks lead the pack. Do you remember that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry David gets to nail Gina Gershon but he has to wear a sheet over his entire body and cut a hole in it to put his pecker through? That may be accurate! It's like getting dicked down by a ghost!Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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Why do the libs pick and choose when it's OK to defend women and children? None of them care when it's in the Middle East and they're getting kidnapped, murdered, and raped. That's OK, but when it happens elsewhere the U.S. is supposed to don a cape? Makes no sense! It sucks to see people not enjoying how the U.S. is protecting the world for them.
And BTW, the Israeli gov't under Netanyahu SUPPORTED HAMAS and gave them aid, so....Comment
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