Roth Predicts Van Halen Comeback

[Va Beach VH Fan]

And here we gooooooooo again...

http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002576067

Roth Predicts Van Halen Comeback
David Lee Roth

May 25, 2006, 3:00 PM ET

Gary Graff, Detroit
Now out of one job, on the radio, David Lee Roth is seeking gainful employment in another capacity -- as lead singer of Van Halen. Again.

"I see it absolutely as an inevitability," says Roth, who was deposed by CBS Radio in late April as one of Howard Stern's replacements. "There's contact between the two camps, and they have legitimate management; Irv Azoff is part of their loop now.

"To me, it's not rocket surgery. It's very simple to put together. And as far as hurt feelings and water under the dam, like what's-her-name says to what's-her-name at the end of the movie 'Chicago' -- 'So what? It's showbiz!' So I definitely see it happening."

Despite that claim, Roth -- who was Van Halen's singer from 1974-1985 -- acknowledges that he hasn't seen Edward Van Halen "in a couple of years." The last time Roth recorded with Van Halen was for the group's "Best Of Van Halen Volume 1" album in 1996, though there have been periodic rumors ever since.

Roth isn't sitting around while he waits for the call, however. He joins the John Jorgensen bluegrass band for two songs -- "Jump" and "Jamie's Cryin' " -- on "Strummin' With the Devil: The Southern Side of Van Halen," a bluegrass-styled tribute to Van Halen. Roth calls it "a detour" as well as "an interesting return...Before there was rock 'n' roll, there was me and a single guitar, flat pickin' Doc Watson (songs)." Roth plans to make a number of TV appearances on behalf of the album, which comes out June 6.

Roth is also planning to tour later this summer to play Van Halen hits -- "I'm so proud of that music," he says -- favorites from his solo album and covers. He says he'll leave the banjos and fiddles at home, though.

"I like to bring out the brass section now and the keyboard players and the singers and so forth," Roth explains. "It's probably a little closer to the Rolling Stones' revue than to the early three-piece power trio. But the demand is amazing; I guess I'm lucky enough to be one of those guys now who can point at the map and say 'Let's go here' -- or, rather, my favorite expression, which is 'Let's follow the sun.'"

[diamondsgirl]

Re: Roth Predicts Van Halen Comeback

Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan


"To me, it's not rocket surgery.

LOL! :D

[knuckleboner]

i'm certain they'll play together when the hall of fame eventually comes calling.

the only other thing i'm certain of is that when it happens, sammy will try and take the credit...

[POJO_Risin]

Shit...just found out that Sammy actually built the hall of fame...

with giant bullshit deposits...

[POJO_Risin]

As far as Roth goes...

I sure as hell am sick of inevitabilities...

fuck that...

do it...don't do it...

who gives a shit at this point...

Ed has as much chance of having his heart explode onstage...as this fucking tour ever happening...or...better yet...an album...

I won't hold my breath.

[jcook11]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
As far as Roth goes...

I sure as hell am sick of inevitabilities...

fuck that...

do it...don't do it...

who gives a shit at this point...

Ed has as much chance of having his heart explode onstage...as this fucking tour ever happening...or...better yet...an album...

I won't hold my breath.

LMFAO!:D

[Douglas T.]

Roth is also planning to tour later this summer to play Van Halen hits -- "I'm so proud of that music," he says -- favorites from his solo album and covers.

BIG Surprise here! Would be of coarse a big surprise to hear something more of the solo stuff!

Never held my breath on this reonion! Leaves a bad taste in my mouth just thinkin' about it!

[BITEYOASS]

Well Billie, Steve, Gregg & Brett are intact and mentally stable. Call them up Dave!

[bobgnote]

The monster dig in FM is Weird Al gets past Knopfler to my OTHER riff, to make UHF. .

which UHF tune is from my Berkeley playing, NEAT of some other corporate punk like Knopfler or Jackson or another tweak-bait doing the dupe FIRST, then leaving it for Weirdass to tweak on.

So Weird Al got a movie in, tweaked ONE of my riffs for a hit BEFORE the usual corporate smarm got to it, and dropped off with David Lee Roth, mid-80s, to his polka roots. Dave can have polka, in his ass.

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
As far as Roth goes...

I sure as hell am sick of inevitabilities...

fuck that...

do it...don't do it...

who gives a shit at this point...

Ed has as much chance of having his heart explode onstage...as this fucking tour ever happening...or...better yet..an album...

I won't hold my breath.

Look!

Weird Al Yankovic did FM about the time DLR jumped off, mid 1980s.

In FM, the plot is DEAD, the movie notices this, right before the Beverly Hillbillies tweak of the Knopfler RIPOFF, the SAME SOURCE Van Halen also ripped, that is MY playing, in Berkeley, 1970s.

FM features a silent partner, BOB, who looks like DLR with my family hairline, once we get on into middle age.

The other MAJOR song release with the flick is UHF, which commemorates how Van Halen, Weird Assholes of all incorporated agendas, Bill and Ted, etc., inc. all RIPPED a load of tunes, note-for-note, and made out real bigtime, on you and me.

Most people NEVER were players, so you don't even know how to feed birds and bears, listen to the wind, etc., and now, you have ear wax.

Weird Al is tuning up Al Queda, since his Stanley Spudowski is an AL GORE takeoff, with other compostites in for color. Stanley and the Weird Al guy are introducing the pervert Democrats of the 1980s, which put up shows with fake rockers ALL NIGHT, like U2, Neil Young.

The Republicans suck Nuge and ZZ Top cocks. The Reagan years used a form of UHF for surveillance, that is, microwave generators with MIDI interface in the breakdown gear, so a faraway IP thief with guns and a badge can make Van Halen, with someone else's music!

Meanwhile, TWENTY YEARS WENT BY. Neither Weird Al nor DLR did much but await the inevitable outcomes, including the subtly predicted all gory encounters, with Weirder Al, with Usama in it!

If 11/3/95 Rabin assasination is like Pearl Harbor, then 9/11/2001 is like the Doolittle Raid, 7/7/05 London Subway attacks are like Battle of Midway, and the Bali bombing on 10/1/05 is like the Marianas Turkey shoot.

IF that lines up right, then the hot 2008 thing will be attacks which realize the predictions in the prior bombings, like LONDON, where four major explosions seem to outline future attacks.

IF the London model is trustworthy AND it is intended as Midway metaphor, then the May-July 2008 lunar projections from 9/11/01 are critically dangerous for Al Queda attacks, with ANY July fourth events, so that we must expect on the order of Hiroshima and Nagasaki type damage, in likely areas, such as:
1. NY-DC
2. Atlanta
3. Los Angeles
4. Look out, below, ignoramouses!

Weird Al's parents committed suicide in the San Diego area, last year.

DLR committed career suicide in 1984. His stupid career is taking a helluva long time to DIE. Dave sucks and won't budge off his bogus JUMP-talk, while he stalls that he KNOWS and WB knows where to get more hot rock riffs, that is, RIGHT HERE, g or any other notes.

The hot show is TYRA, since she showed how Joe Francis is NOT paying the chump girls to audition, but now his media empire is bigger than Playboy. She left off how the girls who go wild on an island get transport and HO opportunities, or they slut around and pop, hot.

TYRA also should know that less than top-Jimi-jammers with perfect tits, teeth, legs, and whatever media appeal have to get the tricks on, to make any money. Tyra is also hiding how media compression will get WORSE, since Tyra and all other inc. media absolutely refuse to notice how the illegal energy inflation dooms public campus ed and all service districts in California and the USA, but moreover, Al Queda refuses to accept that we may ALSO fund military aid to fascist ISRAEL.

Israel as Judea WAS in the West Bank area, until 126 AD. What is THAT or any fascist doing in Palestine, since 1882? Starting WWI, WWII & 1/2, and getting to WWIII, BY THE NUMBERS, really dangerous gambling evident, after 007 is gone, that is, 2008-2013.

Joe put up subscriptions like Wild Party Girls, and expects hotties to strip for a hat or a lousy t-shirt they can wet down. What an education for baby girls and boys. The cruisers francis takes on pay half fare if you are a chick, double if you are a dude, or what!

David Lee Roth is the same kind of git, churning up a burn for awhile, but Joe Francis has a bit more for your money, than does DLR. Joe jerk-burns millions, for his jet-set thing, but DLR is and was a THIEF, pretending he can actually get back with the other thieves, which nuisance ubiquitously pretends to be able to put up MORE ROCK, when it never composed its other hits and will never get the hang of how to make hot ROCK, in split seconds.

I can jam it up, NOW. EVH and DLR and Sammy and RUSH and all your Super******s cannot fuck your holes, THAT WAY. I can. But all DLR's microwaves and his awesome Jewish micropenis cannot put up more of that Calssic Humpty-Dump, you8 folks bought as 'BROWN.'

The SHIT is all backed up. When do YOU think DLR drives any? NOT!

DLR is a child of INTERNATIONAL FASCISM. He is like Weird Al Y, a jolly, WALLY-corporate punk. No further allegations of musician or artist need be levelled, at any WB punks, gone wild, now pretending to get aroused, for EVH or else, without really QUEER feelings.

DLR has the sick nuts and busy rectum, for pretending to push EVH on you. He knows who I am, by now, and he is resisting God, man, and common sense, while he continues his 20-year pretense.

But he left his website up, and listen to those TREES, fans/******s! There's BIRDS up there. Or orange shit in your head needs hosing.

[Terry]

Mmmmm, yes, bobgnote, I see...

Somehow I get the feeling your posts would make more sense to me if I wrapped my head in tinfoil to keep the satellites from reading my thoughts, then smoked a little meth (I think you MIGHT know what I'm talking about).

[ALinChainz]

bobgnote don't get none ...

[Terry]

I dunno... doesn't seem like Dave periodically saying in the press that a CVH reunion is inevitable is exactly expediting the process.

It would be great to see it happen if it was done right, but I'm beginning to think certain members of the band are a bit past it...might be a case of sounds great in theory, but...

I get my CVH live fix whenever Roth hits the road anyway, since that's virtually all he has in his setlist, so it really isn't gonna be an existential bummer if CVH never do anything again.

The sadistic part of me thinks that Ed and Al cratered the band, so they deserve to keep reuniting with Hagar to dwindling crowds, allthewhile rooking guitar hero wannabes whose idea of a wet dream is a drunken stumblebum trying to play Eruption. In many ways, the Van Halens just plain don't DESERVE the payoff of a CVH reunion anyway, and I'd have to admit it'd be bittersweet to have to pay $100 + for a CVH reunion ticket, knowing that I'd be giving my money to an asshole, a yes-man and a former guitar god who boozed it all away, all three of whom gave their longtime to fans the finger for the last ten years. I'd just as soon see Roth solo and know he got the lion's share of my dollars because, well, frankly he earned and deserved it.

[Matt White]

I'm gonna check DAVE out this summer.......

the rest....I'm still waiting........................................... ..................

[jcook11]

Re: The monster dig in FM is Weird Al gets past Knopfler to my OTHER riff, to make UHF. .

Originally posted by bobgnote
which UHF tune is from my Berkeley playing, NEAT of some other corporate punk like Knopfler or Jackson or another tweak-bait doing the dupe FIRST, then leaving it for Weirdass to tweak on.

So Weird Al got a movie in, tweaked ONE of my riffs for a hit BEFORE the usual corporate smarm got to it, and dropped off with David Lee Roth, mid-80s, to his polka roots. Dave can have polka, in his ass.



Look!

Weird Al Yankovic did FM about the time DLR jumped off, mid 1980s.

In FM, the plot is DEAD, the movie notices this, right before the Beverly Hillbillies tweak of the Knopfler RIPOFF, the SAME SOURCE Van Halen also ripped, that is MY playing, in Berkeley, 1970s.

FM features a silent partner, BOB, who looks like DLR with my family hairline, once we get on into middle age.

The other MAJOR song release with the flick is UHF, which commemorates how Van Halen, Weird Assholes of all incorporated agendas, Bill and Ted, etc., inc. all RIPPED a load of tunes, note-for-note, and made out real bigtime, on you and me.

Most people NEVER were players, so you don't even know how to feed birds and bears, listen to the wind, etc., and now, you have ear wax.

Weird Al is tuning up Al Queda, since his Stanley Spudowski is an AL GORE takeoff, with other compostites in for color. Stanley and the Weird Al guy are introducing the pervert Democrats of the 1980s, which put up shows with fake rockers ALL NIGHT, like U2, Neil Young.

The Republicans suck Nuge and ZZ Top cocks. The Reagan years used a form of UHF for surveillance, that is, microwave generators with MIDI interface in the breakdown gear, so a faraway IP thief with guns and a badge can make Van Halen, with someone else's music!

Meanwhile, TWENTY YEARS WENT BY. Neither Weird Al nor DLR did much but await the inevitable outcomes, including the subtly predicted all gory encounters, with Weirder Al, with Usama in it!

If 11/3/95 Rabin assasination is like Pearl Harbor, then 9/11/2001 is like the Doolittle Raid, 7/7/05 London Subway attacks are like Battle of Midway, and the Bali bombing on 10/1/05 is like the Marianas Turkey shoot.

IF that lines up right, then the hot 2008 thing will be attacks which realize the predictions in the prior bombings, like LONDON, where four major explosions seem to outline future attacks.

IF the London model is trustworthy AND it is intended as Midway metaphor, then the May-July 2008 lunar projections from 9/11/01 are critically dangerous for Al Queda attacks, with ANY July fourth events, so that we must expect on the order of Hiroshima and Nagasaki type damage, in likely areas, such as:
1. NY-DC
2. Atlanta
3. Los Angeles
4. Look out, below, ignoramouses!

Weird Al's parents committed suicide in the San Diego area, last year.

DLR committed career suicide in 1984. His stupid career is taking a helluva long time to DIE. Dave sucks and won't budge off his bogus JUMP-talk, while he stalls that he KNOWS and WB knows where to get more hot rock riffs, that is, RIGHT HERE, g or any other notes.

The hot show is TYRA, since she showed how Joe Francis is NOT paying the chump girls to audition, but now his media empire is bigger than Playboy. She left off how the girls who go wild on an island get transport and HO opportunities, or they slut around and pop, hot.

TYRA also should know that less than top-Jimi-jammers with perfect tits, teeth, legs, and whatever media appeal have to get the tricks on, to make any money. Tyra is also hiding how media compression will get WORSE, since Tyra and all other inc. media absolutely refuse to notice how the illegal energy inflation dooms public campus ed and all service districts in California and the USA, but moreover, Al Queda refuses to accept that we may ALSO fund military aid to fascist ISRAEL.

Israel as Judea WAS in the West Bank area, until 126 AD. What is THAT or any fascist doing in Palestine, since 1882? Starting WWI, WWII & 1/2, and getting to WWIII, BY THE NUMBERS, really dangerous gambling evident, after 007 is gone, that is, 2008-2013.

Joe put up subscriptions like Wild Party Girls, and expects hotties to strip for a hat or a lousy t-shirt they can wet down. What an education for baby girls and boys. The cruisers francis takes on pay half fare if you are a chick, double if you are a dude, or what!

David Lee Roth is the same kind of git, churning up a burn for awhile, but Joe Francis has a bit more for your money, than does DLR. Joe jerk-burns millions, for his jet-set thing, but DLR is and was a THIEF, pretending he can actually get back with the other thieves, which nuisance ubiquitously pretends to be able to put up MORE ROCK, when it never composed its other hits and will never get the hang of how to make hot ROCK, in split seconds.

I can jam it up, NOW. EVH and DLR and Sammy and RUSH and all your Super******s cannot fuck your holes, THAT WAY. I can. But all DLR's microwaves and his awesome Jewish micropenis cannot put up more of that Calssic Humpty-Dump, you8 folks bought as 'BROWN.'

The SHIT is all backed up. When do YOU think DLR drives any? NOT!

DLR is a child of INTERNATIONAL FASCISM. He is like Weird Al Y, a jolly, WALLY-corporate punk. No further allegations of musician or artist need be levelled, at any WB punks, gone wild, now pretending to get aroused, for EVH or else, without really QUEER feelings.

DLR has the sick nuts and busy rectum, for pretending to push EVH on you. He knows who I am, by now, and he is resisting God, man, and common sense, while he continues his 20-year pretense.

But he left his website up, and listen to those TREES, fans/******s! There's BIRDS up there. Or orange shit in your head needs hosing.

******* crickets chirping*******

[jcook11]

Re: The monster dig in FM is Weird Al gets past Knopfler to my OTHER riff, to make UHF. .

Originally posted by bobgnote
which UHF tune is from my Berkeley playing, NEAT of some other corporate punk like Knopfler or Jackson or another tweak-bait doing the dupe FIRST, then leaving it for Weirdass to tweak on.

So Weird Al got a movie in, tweaked ONE of my riffs for a hit BEFORE the usual corporate smarm got to it, and dropped off with David Lee Roth, mid-80s, to his polka roots. Dave can have polka, in his ass.



Look!

Weird Al Yankovic did FM about the time DLR jumped off, mid 1980s.

In FM, the plot is DEAD, the movie notices this, right before the Beverly Hillbillies tweak of the Knopfler RIPOFF, the SAME SOURCE Van Halen also ripped, that is MY playing, in Berkeley, 1970s.

FM features a silent partner, BOB, who looks like DLR with my family hairline, once we get on into middle age.

The other MAJOR song release with the flick is UHF, which commemorates how Van Halen, Weird Assholes of all incorporated agendas, Bill and Ted, etc., inc. all RIPPED a load of tunes, note-for-note, and made out real bigtime, on you and me.

Most people NEVER were players, so you don't even know how to feed birds and bears, listen to the wind, etc., and now, you have ear wax.

Weird Al is tuning up Al Queda, since his Stanley Spudowski is an AL GORE takeoff, with other compostites in for color. Stanley and the Weird Al guy are introducing the pervert Democrats of the 1980s, which put up shows with fake rockers ALL NIGHT, like U2, Neil Young.

The Republicans suck Nuge and ZZ Top cocks. The Reagan years used a form of UHF for surveillance, that is, microwave generators with MIDI interface in the breakdown gear, so a faraway IP thief with guns and a badge can make Van Halen, with someone else's music!

Meanwhile, TWENTY YEARS WENT BY. Neither Weird Al nor DLR did much but await the inevitable outcomes, including the subtly predicted all gory encounters, with Weirder Al, with Usama in it!

If 11/3/95 Rabin assasination is like Pearl Harbor, then 9/11/2001 is like the Doolittle Raid, 7/7/05 London Subway attacks are like Battle of Midway, and the Bali bombing on 10/1/05 is like the Marianas Turkey shoot.

IF that lines up right, then the hot 2008 thing will be attacks which realize the predictions in the prior bombings, like LONDON, where four major explosions seem to outline future attacks.

IF the London model is trustworthy AND it is intended as Midway metaphor, then the May-July 2008 lunar projections from 9/11/01 are critically dangerous for Al Queda attacks, with ANY July fourth events, so that we must expect on the order of Hiroshima and Nagasaki type damage, in likely areas, such as:
1. NY-DC
2. Atlanta
3. Los Angeles
4. Look out, below, ignoramouses!

Weird Al's parents committed suicide in the San Diego area, last year.

DLR committed career suicide in 1984. His stupid career is taking a helluva long time to DIE. Dave sucks and won't budge off his bogus JUMP-talk, while he stalls that he KNOWS and WB knows where to get more hot rock riffs, that is, RIGHT HERE, g or any other notes.

The hot show is TYRA, since she showed how Joe Francis is NOT paying the chump girls to audition, but now his media empire is bigger than Playboy. She left off how the girls who go wild on an island get transport and HO opportunities, or they slut around and pop, hot.

TYRA also should know that less than top-Jimi-jammers with perfect tits, teeth, legs, and whatever media appeal have to get the tricks on, to make any money. Tyra is also hiding how media compression will get WORSE, since Tyra and all other inc. media absolutely refuse to notice how the illegal energy inflation dooms public campus ed and all service districts in California and the USA, but moreover, Al Queda refuses to accept that we may ALSO fund military aid to fascist ISRAEL.

Israel as Judea WAS in the West Bank area, until 126 AD. What is THAT or any fascist doing in Palestine, since 1882? Starting WWI, WWII & 1/2, and getting to WWIII, BY THE NUMBERS, really dangerous gambling evident, after 007 is gone, that is, 2008-2013.

Joe put up subscriptions like Wild Party Girls, and expects hotties to strip for a hat or a lousy t-shirt they can wet down. What an education for baby girls and boys. The cruisers francis takes on pay half fare if you are a chick, double if you are a dude, or what!

David Lee Roth is the same kind of git, churning up a burn for awhile, but Joe Francis has a bit more for your money, than does DLR. Joe jerk-burns millions, for his jet-set thing, but DLR is and was a THIEF, pretending he can actually get back with the other thieves, which nuisance ubiquitously pretends to be able to put up MORE ROCK, when it never composed its other hits and will never get the hang of how to make hot ROCK, in split seconds.

I can jam it up, NOW. EVH and DLR and Sammy and RUSH and all your Super******s cannot fuck your holes, THAT WAY. I can. But all DLR's microwaves and his awesome Jewish micropenis cannot put up more of that Calssic Humpty-Dump, you8 folks bought as 'BROWN.'

The SHIT is all backed up. When do YOU think DLR drives any? NOT!

DLR is a child of INTERNATIONAL FASCISM. He is like Weird Al Y, a jolly, WALLY-corporate punk. No further allegations of musician or artist need be levelled, at any WB punks, gone wild, now pretending to get aroused, for EVH or else, without really QUEER feelings.

DLR has the sick nuts and busy rectum, for pretending to push EVH on you. He knows who I am, by now, and he is resisting God, man, and common sense, while he continues his 20-year pretense.

But he left his website up, and listen to those TREES, fans/******s! There's BIRDS up there. Or orange shit in your head needs hosing.

******* crickets chirping*******