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  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648

    FABULOUS new diet

    called: the flu!

    8 pounds since Friday. Mixed feelings about this.

    Oh dear.
  • Coyote
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8185

    #2
    Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
    Thanks for this enlightening and fairly useless information.

    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    • thome
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Mar 2005
      • 6675

      #3
      what is your temp..?

      keep the water going but most would say some gatorade drinks are better than water if you are dropping weight that fast..?

      If your brain starts hurting you best call a freind and get to a doctor..

      sometimes a IV is all that will produce fliuds in your system drinking water won't help if you system is shutting down.

      a couple years ago I went thru what I have said above and my temp was 105 for 3 days towards the end I lost 15 lbs in 5 days

      towards the end I couldn't see and had to quit cowboying my life away and seek professional help.

      i got a shot of liquid morphene 3 bags of saline with a megadose of a wide spectum antibiotic and was better within hrs..

      be carefull..

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      • Sensible Shoes
        Full Member Status

        • Oct 2009
        • 4648

        #4
        Originally posted by Coyote
        Bite me. Kisses.

        Oh dear.

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        • ThrillsNSpills
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6626

          #5
          Originally posted by thome

          a couple years ago I went thru what I have said above and my temp was 105 for 3 days towards the end I lost 15 lbs in 5 days
          glue weight?

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          • ThrillsNSpills
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6626

            #6
            Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
            called: the flu!

            8 pounds since Friday. Mixed feelings about this.


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            • ThrillsNSpills
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6626

              #7
              Just juice a bunch of oranges and grapefruits and take a lot of vitamin D.
              get sunlight on yer mug and all your dreams will come true.


              if that doesn't work try chicken soup with kamikaze chasers.


              hmm...

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49136

                #8
                Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
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                Not this shit again...

                They're giving over 100 H1N1 vaccinations an hour at various points here, and so far no one has had a problem.

                I would've gotten one myself, but since I already have the flu it's probably not a good idea...

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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12710

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                  called: the flu!

                  8 pounds since Friday. Mixed feelings about this.
                  You're not gonna like it when when you get better...

                  Well, I mean, you will, because you'll like to feel better, but you won't feel better because you'll gain back those 8 pounds, so you won't like it, even though you will.

                  Am I making sense here?

                  Is there, huh, anything left in that bottle? Give us the rest, then.

                  Cheers! :bottle:

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                  • kwame k
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11302

                    #10
                    My favorite diet is the Vodka Diet....just drink a fifth a day and no matter how much weight you gain or lose, you're too fucked up to care

                    Side effects include; crying late at night that you're fat and all alone, 3 o'clock in the morning munchies fest, blacked-out late night phone calls and waking up with no recollection of how you got "there".

                    Other than that, it's the perfect diet.....you can substitute any hard liquor if Vodka is not your thing.
                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32797

                      #11
                      Death is even a more effective diet plan. Once the maggots are done you have lost many pounds.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32797

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kwame k
                        My favorite diet is the Vodka Diet....just drink a fifth a day and no matter how much weight you gain or lose, you're too fucked up to care

                        Side effects include; crying late at night that you're fat and all alone, 3 o'clock in the morning munchies fest, blacked-out late night phone calls and waking up with no recollection of how you got "there".

                        Other than that, it's the perfect diet.....you can substitute any hard liquor if Vodka is not your thing.
                        I own part of a ethyl alcohol distillery and we sell to vodka companies. I like your idea! Drink vodka people! Especially Hood River's Spudka or Teton Glacier!
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32797

                          #13
                          Vitamin D3 is good. I take coral calcium since I'm lactose intolerant. I have some messed up vertebrae that were giving me severe obstructive sleep apnea and once that was taken care of with a cpap machine and getting on a good diet and exercise I feel great. I used to feel hammered all the time.

                          It's a good idea to have your blood tested and see if you are deficient in anything. Eat a good balanced diet avoiding genetically modified food if possible (I try to grow my own and pretty much each locally raised bison and beef). Also, you want to make sure you keep your oxygen levels high and keep your body PH alkaline. This will actually kill off a lot of what makes us sick. I have a oxygen generator and eat a diet that does this and it makes you feel great! To many people are oxygen starved and eat a shitty diet that makes their PH acidic. A lot of processed foods are just filler. Not too many nutrients in them and they lack any kind of flavor.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32797

                            #14
                            I worked for a major corporation in a large office. People were getting sick all the time and they brought in some specialists. They took air samples and found the recirculated air was high in CO2 and low in oxygen. They brought in indoor plants and man I couldn't believe the difference! That fixed the problem. So don't overlook the quality of the air you are working or living in. Some plants make a HUGE difference.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32797

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                              Not this shit again...

                              They're giving over 100 H1N1 vaccinations an hour at various points here, and so far no one has had a problem.

                              I would've gotten one myself, but since I already have the flu it's probably not a good idea...
                              My doctor says flu shots are just a money maker more than anything. The flu virus mutates so quickly by the time they make a vaccine and distribute it, it's obsolete. My dad got a flu shot and it make him horribly sick. I'm not against immunizations (I had a grandmother who was crippled by polio) but I can smell big pharma using the media to sell something the public probably doesn't need. If anything these shots are giving people a false security. Washing your hands, not picking your nose and eating the boogers, sneezing into a tissue, and keeping yourself fit and healthy from lifestyle probably will prevent the flu more than this shot nonsense will.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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