Black jews (updated)

[WARF]

Black Jews (In the tune of tattoo)

Sung by ELVIS

I got Hitler on my poopchute,
When I shit... he salutes
I got swastikas on the back of my leg
And above them... it says "Greg"
Wearing KKK white
Screaming racist brown
Louisiana White Trash profanity
Don't try to ban me, don't ban me Craig!

Reverend Al Sharpton
Jerry Seinfeld
Larry King to Oprah
the time it took to hate all those Blacks and Jews
Black Jews Black Jews

Black Jews
Black Jews
Don't want no Whoopi Goldberg
Black Jews
Black Jews
don't want no Lenny Kravitz

Best believe your ignorance will hurt you
Best to see ELVIS' true colors that follow
one of his false virtues

Little secret to make you think
Why does Gregs' trailer home
Always fucking stink?
Praising Alex Jones
Supporting the G.O.P.
Violating Food Stamp policies....
Don't violate those Policies Greg....

Soleil Moon Frye
Seth Green
Howie Mandel to Sinbad
The time it took to hate all those Blacks and Jews
BLACK JEWS BLACK JEWS


ELVIS got a thread tattoo...
He fought to keep threads open...
Some of us still do....
On his shoulder is title of front line thread which was closed...
And that thread was just as racist.... like the blacks that he opposed....

EVERYBODY!

(chorus times 3x)

[WARF]

I got a song for KRISTY.... "Big Cunt" for "Big River"....

u hu hu hu h uh huhu h uh u h uh

Or should I just re-write "She's The Woman" ????

[WARF]

Big Cunt "In the tune of big river"

In Kristy's crack
Dick in her bum
My Big Boners gonna cum

Big Cunt
Swollen'

Listen to MOMSHELL
She's so classy
Listen to Kristy
her bearded clam belongs to ME

BIG CUNT
SWOLLEN

There's a yeast infection
It's a stinky flood
I put my nose down to smell it
And now it's raining blood

Big Cunt
Swollen...
Oh! Yeah!!
Big Cunt
Swollen
Oh! Yeah!!

Long Clit
Where the yeast begins
Kristy's needs to pee
Before I stick it in her again

Oh, LOOK OUT!

It's comin' from both ways!!!

(Eddie Solo)

Big Cunt
Swollen
Oh! Yeah!
Big Cunt
Swollen
Oh! Yeah!

Big Cunt
Big Cunt
Oh! Yeah!

[WARF]

Rumpity bump bump

[WARF]

pumps and a bump...

[WARF]

everybodies gonna bumpin..... BUMPIN USA.... uh u hu hu hu hu uhu

[ThrillsNSpills]

yep, pretty horrifying......got any more?

[WARF]

she's bump she's bump she's bump.... she's in my head....

she's bump she's bump she's bump.... she might be dead...

[WARF]

Cadaverdog's "Beats Jerkin" preview... "in the tune of Beats Workin"

I'm ghey, with socks I play.
I've been reading what the Army members say.
How about a great big sock for me
on my foot or sexually.

Beats jerkin.
Got no socks for my feet.
Gets off jerkin'
I got gloves on me.

Live this life of EBT
Sho-nuff beats jerkin' for me.
Got no socks on his feet
And he won't touch his own meat.

This beats jerkin' baby
'Cause my dicks hot
Baby like it or not.

Don't you know that
This beats jerkin baby
'Cause my dicks hot
Baby like it or not.

[ELVIS]

And soon to come...

WARF's karaoke theme song...

He's The Woman...

[WARF]

Don't give me any ideas ELVIS.....

[DONNIEP]

pumps and a bump...

Best Hammer video ever! Ok, back to the topic...

[WARF]

Best Hammer video ever!

The original GOAT and your MOM...

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[DONNIEP]

I see why they call him Hammer!! They don't make socks long enuff for him!

[WARF]

I see why they call him Hammer!! They don't make socks long enuff for him!

Hammer has to use a Christmas stocking!!!!