Black jews (updated)

[DONNIEP]

Here's my selection. I wasn't doing the whole 4 minutes...

One, two, three and to the fo'
I gots me some new socks and I'm layin' on the flo'
Ready to make some sweet love so back on up
Cause you know I'm about to rip socks up!

Give me the tube-sock first so I can bust like a bubble
CDog and Hanes back together
Now you know you in trouble

Ain't nuthin but a sock thang baby
Can't touch my ding-a-ling 'cause I'm crazy
Dryer sheets make my vision go hazy
Never wash my socks 'cause I'm fuckin' lazy

But uh, back to the problem at hand
Nobody seems to get it so I'ma help you understand
From an old Dog's perspective
Since I always fuck a sock I never need a contraceptive

You never know
It could be covered in stains
A pair of old Hanes
And at the same time calling my name
Now while she's calling let her dry for a minute
'Cause ain't no tube sock good enough to get spunked while I'm up in it

Yeah,
And that's realer than a long stay in Bakersfield
And now you fuckers all know just how I feel
So if it's good enough to hang off of my nasty junk
It's good enough for me to do some funky stuff

It's like blue and like white and like brown and uh
It's like day and like night and like now and uh
It's like left and like right and like tight and uh

But who gives a fuck about hoes?
So just chill...
Til I wash my next load

[envy_me]

Dave should have us on an episode of The Roth Show

Right?? He REALLY should!!! En episode dedicated to RA.

[ELVIS]

I think you got the best song so for....

Will anyone attempt, "Stay Krusty"?

I started to and I scrapped it...

She doesn't deserve it anyway...

[envy_me]

I started to and I scrapped it...

She doesn't deserve it anyway...

Just make it about someone else.

[Dan]

So Much Love In These Songs.

[ELVIS]

We're gonna ruin this album...

[ELVIS]

Stay Krusty

She journeyed to the Army
To read what Softcock said
He said, "KRUSTY is a FAT FISHKUNT BITCH",
typing from his mom's bed,
No job hunt today, his advice is free
There's a trick to doing nothing, it's called sponging off mommy

Stay Krusty
That's what the message board said
Stay Krusty
The words still haunt her fugly head
Can't control her temper
Can't find a single friend
In a world of dead ends...
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now, alright

Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-barf!

She travelled to the South
Asked the ancient Rabbi to pee
Voice heavy with dusgust, he tried to make her see
"Same as prostitution, bitch, get away from me
Good luck on your Krusty journey
And brush those nasty teeth"

Stay Krusty
Bitch's world 'bout to end
Stay Krusty
Like a former client said
"Don't want 'em to rip you off
Don't show 'em your ugly tits"
But that's just what she did
Stay Krusty!
Look out
Stay Krusty!

Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-ughh!

She journeyed to the East
And struggled to stay afloat
A disgusted Buddhist Monk took a shot at her boat
punched her in the eye
And said, "Don't make me say this twice
You want to be a stupid bitch, be ready for a fight"

Stay Krusty
In a world with no friends
Stay Krusty
Sees life through a depressed lens
Look beyond the dumb bitch dissing
She seeks love
But it's not found in pissing
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now

She wandered out West
To the California Coast
Where the folks who know about Krustiness stay away from her the most
Her new landlord clubbed her with a fence post
"His West Coast ghost"

Stay Krusty
Punch her in the mandible
Stay Krusty
And/or burn her with a candle
Far and wide far as you ramble
Stay away from Krusty
And let her panhandle

[Little Texan]

Elvis, that is fucking genius, dude! Good work!